University Cup of Intellectual Game "What?Where?When?"
During one famous match, these animals could turn around and leave at any time. Call them.
Russian team of football students.

One day a very good person helped me in a difficult life situation. Helped just like that. But I made a promise. I would like to help at least two more people. I will take the same promise from them.
Could we all do the same? So many people will not be ashamed of doing something good in this life.

Bring it to the top. Maybe that will change the world for the better.

XXX: And you have not been told in law that it is inappropriate to speak in a language that others do not understand?

YYY: We were taught to speak in a language not understood by others.

I hate the letter C.
Russian or English?
That is the matter!!! to

- Wellik - Let's check, you have me bath, I'll cut your wire off the debris!
- Gunerr restricted access (30min) to the user"Wellik",cause-"go"!
-"Gunerr has left us"

The damaging grandmother watcher

In the distant 80s in the research institute, where my mother worked, there was, of course, a transit regime and not everyone could get there. And I was very anxious to get tired in the evening on the sidewalk, staring into the crowd of outgoing employees. Of course, it wasn’t every night. Sometimes my mom asked me to meet her to break somewhere together.
Whether it is a movie or a gastronome, where one to stand in the evening 2-3 rounds in different box office was unrealistic.
But closer to the matter. Once, a couple or three times, my mom asked the good old lady to leave me to her. With a screw, but I agreed. But every time I came to meet my mother, I encountered a very harmful creature with small rats eyes, huge glasses, and an immense pelvis. She didn’t want to let me in because of her innate confusion, for which she gave me the nickname of Tortilla. I have to say that this nickname was quite tightly attached to her, and soon it was so called by all the employees of the NIH, because they were completely solidary with me.
What will you take from me? What kind of spy am I? And the secret there, in fact, was not a fig. Everyone walked through the hallways or sat in the offices and diligently pretended to be working. Standard picture of the Soviet era.
Then came the summer. And this means that schoolchildren had to undergo labor practice (born in the USSR will understand what I am talking about). This is when all working children were taught to work. Greening the streets, cleaning the school area and other boredom. My classmate Dymon and I did more cleverly: as our mothers worked together, they talked a little to a NIH-shnown aunt and we worked under supervision. And we had it on hand: the dining room under the side, the mothers with lunch rubles provided properly (not tuna eaters, after all). There was a little work there: yes, bring it. And after a lawful 4-hour working day water procedures, the sea beneath the side.
And since we worked on legal grounds, the passage into the territory of the institute was unimpeded. All the watters knew us in the face and missed us without any problems. But Tortilla, apparently, had a stunning bad memory: she looked at me with contempt, she principally did not answer the greetings, but she could not let in. And how she wanted it, was seen with her unarmed gaze. And here, Dimka and I go from the dining room to the institute full, satisfied. It’s quiet because it’s all about lunch.
Yes, and Tortilla, to see, they demanded their time to fill. He sits on the post and a cup of tea from a large bowl crumbles. As soon as we passed the post, I had a genius plan for revenge in my head! What did Dimke whisper about. He took on the wrath, for the wrath was greater than my wrath. Literally 15 meters after the watch, there is a toilet right along the corridor. We run there and go out through the window we open. The first floor, of course. When we find ourselves on the street, we run to the sidewalk, we slow down, we enter the hall, and, like nothing else, we pass Tortilla for the second time. I see, I was interested. Snoring has stopped. We are back in the corner and into the toilet. We do a third round. This time, the old turtle was out. After running away with Dimon and, as it should be, I propose to complicate the trick, thus returning the grandmother's mind to place - "go out" in the same way the same number of times. What was done. The most difficult thing was to pretend that nothing was happening and not to stumble!
Thanks to all.

Fuck how pleasant it is to answer the question "Hello Zhenya, could you not come to our department?"
I can’t go on vacation!!! to

About the comments in the diary:
In the second grade, I was told "He walks on the walls. Please take action."

The freedom of the human being in the modern world is like the freedom of the human being to figure out a crossword: in theory, he can fit any word, but in reality he only has to fit one word in order for the crossword to decide.

by Albert Einstein

From the forum:

archivarius : Yesterday, the SP was arrested for interdomain "ept", motivating that it was a swallowed mat.

In this regard, I declare that the one who made it was a fairy dollar, I didn’t know his mother. He did not know his father. And he went to the river, a beautiful man. There are sweet sweets in every hole. And he is precisely the person who at the art exhibition admires paintings of unknown artists and is fascinated by ballet. He would suck candy, a wonderful smart man.

to this:
The optimistic news is once again issued by Yandex:
Russian biathletes shot dead men

I hope the men of the Russian national team in football???? to

On the Discovery channel:
The aircraft of the U.S. Air Force carried into the test zone a hydrogen bomb with a capacity of one and a half megatons. There was an accident and the plane began to fall. The pilots decided to drop the bomb - they dropped it and waited for an explosion.
It happened on the coast of one of the states at 5-30 in the morning.
The bomb fell into the sea in the mouth of the river and went into dirt to a great depth. No one can find her yet, and the authorities now deny the fact of the fall of this bomb.
Comments of the bomb searchers:
"This is a very dense area, and the explosion of the bomb at such an early hour could have shocked the locals!
by *****
Type of A-A! The pipet. Half-Megaton explosion could awaken peacefully sleeping Americans!
Fuck they woke up! :D

News from Miley:
In Moscow, a police officer shot down an inspector of the DPS.

So they finally did the most important thing: destroy each other.

Battya‎(13:56)Do you have happiness on the slopes in general
Batya ‎(13:57)Then you go to the garage to the neighbor earlier, you will look at the engine disassembled before the hole, you will praise, and leaving a couple of hooks there unnoticed:)
Battya ‎(13:59)Now... what is older?

Two years ago, my mother and I took the cat to a veterinary hospital to castrate. We gave the cat to the operation, and the veterinarian told us to wait in the hallway. We stand, we wait for 5 minutes and here we hear the wild whisper of the Bulgarian and the whisper of something that fell. And immediately the doctor comes out and says you can take the "patient". We have eyes for 5 rubles, respectively, and a wild thought about what he did to the cat. As it turned out later, there was just a repair in the neighboring room and the workers filed the pipes)))

to this:
I will get to the top - I will feed the second cat, I will feed the first, I will feed the administrator at work with beer, I will buy a shredder, I will chew the accountant, I will introduce all the acquaintances with K.O., when I meet my grandfather on the green six, I will remove the spoil with a guy with dollars, I will hang a picture with Gaecka at home, I will throw snow, I will be happy)!!! to
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Fuck you guy! Now I know what I still have to do!

I hate sitting on the net via Internet Explorer....he brakes the pipet....Yandex is much faster

I got by work mail :)

Dear colleagues!
Anyone who put bananas in the refrigerator on the second floor a month ago can pick them up. They are ready.

Commentary under the photo of the semi-naked relief menu:

"enchanting))))))) but I have a headache."

Kassandra: Whatever you give a woman, she will give you more. If you give her a seed, she will give you a baby. You will build her a house, and she will give you comfort in it. You provide her with food – she will give you a delicious dinner. You give her a smile, she will give you her heart. It multiplies and increases all that is given to it.
So remind her one day, be prepared to get a ton of shit in response...

Ctatist>and if I give her a ruble, will she make a thousand of it? and :-)

APDistinct>Then tomorrow it will require more