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[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57212
 06.12.2011
Who wrote there about the enemies of EDRO, mol, forgot the 90s, you still want.
I did not forget the 90s. But while in my country, teachers (educating our future), doctors (responsible for our health), military (providing our safety) will receive 7 thousand. The uneducated managers of the sale of all kinds of clothes, along with tankers and other shells of 150 rubles, I will persistently vote against the existing power and for the one that has the greatest chances to overthrow it. No, I don’t belong to either the first or the second group, but it’s offensive for the power.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №57211
 06.12.2011
Q: Why go to elections? You know who will win...
What is Voldemort?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №57210
 06.12.2011
There is no safe nuclear energy. The Greenpeace condemned them by crushing the cooling pumps of the reactor.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57209
 06.12.2011
I went to a friend recently, have not seen each other for a long time! He has lived! The Turtle-Forest Gump and the Flash Fox)))) I couldn't come back for a long time)

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №57208
 06.12.2011
Russia is 24. Results of the CIC in the Rostov region. If we sum up all the interest rates, we get 146.47%. Even the leader was surprised.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №57207
 06.12.2011
I was expelled from a dating site for the question "What do you want to see in a girl?" I replied: "your member".
Lol, you are sad.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №57206
 06.12.2011
According to the statistics of the elections the population of Russia is about to exceed the population of China

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57205
 05.12.2011
Ohhhhhh I have been looking for a plan for my apartment.
Ohhhhhh until the guests came and out of the bathroom, it was said: "No, well, you are completely squeezed!"...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57204
 05.12.2011
Still stupid was the idea of a girl who painted her nails hanging a sign "Carefully painted!"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №57203
 05.12.2011
Don’t worry the Russians. We in Ukraine once tried as a shower, and it still worked out as always.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №57202
 05.12.2011
News on RBC: In the Moscow psychiatric hospital for the EP voted 93% of voters.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №57201
 05.12.2011
A: Let me tell you how to raise the mood *O*
M is sex.
Q: Are there other options?
M: No, it always helps me.
I don’t have a guy o"
M: You won’t believe...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №57200
 05.12.2011
Just announced on the TV channel Russia 24, in the Rostov region for EDR voted 58%, for KPRF 33%, for LDPR 24%, for Sprava... Stop! 58% + 33% + 24% = 115%>100%! The WTF?? to

It’s just 115% in Rostov.

Dead souls can also vote 😉

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57199
 05.12.2011
Tractor_Bang
Going to pour tea, it was 45.9% in the ER. I’ve been back with tea – 47 percent. You cannot leave them without attention for a moment. No tea tomorrow.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №57198
 05.12.2011
Congratulations to everyone "Congratulations" on the election of Schrödinger! Everyone voted for and against at the same time!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №57197
 05.12.2011
I’m going to watch a two-hour movie at half four in the morning, the next day to work. I say to myself:

I would sleep in your place.
You are not mine, I answer myself.
It is yours, shit!

I decided that it was better to go to bed, or even before the separation of the personality is not far away.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №57196
 05.12.2011
Q: How are your friends called?
Tagged: love
Tagged: love
Tagged: sweetheart
Tagged: goat
Do not be foolish.)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57195
 05.12.2011
According to the latest data, the most downloaded song on the Internet in the period from December 4 to 5: Leningrad-Elections,Elections

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57194
 05.12.2011
I never understood why people watch porn.
You can watch it online!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №57193
 05.12.2011
The programmers on the assembler are so harsh that instead of commenting after a point-of-the-fifth, they write the code in C++.

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