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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №49472
 27.06.2011
The apogee of the haishnik’s career is when he enters the booth, and she is just for him!

[ + 68 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49471
 27.06.2011
I looked at the clock... I saw 3:14... I agreed.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49470
 27.06.2011
Q-man: I can’t argue with you
Q-man: Can you argue your point of view in any way except as "cool" and "not cool"?
Mousehead: I can
Mousehead: But it will be bad.

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49469
 27.06.2011
I bought pelmeni, I read the inscription on the packaging: "Meat-containing semi-finished products. Category "G"" Cooked not cheated. It is :)))

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49468
 27.06.2011
xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
[12:20:08] xxx: convinced so Olya to walk :yahoo:
XXX: I don’t have money.
[12:20:19] yyy is out
[12:20:20] zzz is out
[12:20:20] zzz is out
[12:20:25] xxx: and I would like to ask for a fifth in debt.... omg, you understand everything.
[12:20:28] xxx is out

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №49467
 27.06.2011
A Russian woman does not wait for a prince on a white horse, but stops for a race.

[ + 136 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49466
 27.06.2011
My grandfather, now the deceased, told this story about the smartness of a Russian man.
It was in the middle of the war, in March, where - I don't remember, but that's not the point.
Our and German units were caught up in battle, in the forest. The Germans went on, the Germans went on, and the Germans also.
While it was cold, the ice lay around and moved freely, and as it warmed up, the ice melted and the opponents were separated by dirt, water and mud.
Ours on one side, behind the hill, the Germans on the other, 200 meters away. You cannot get out of nowhere.
Everything would be fine, but only the field kitchens as usual in the oasis, and lag behind both ours and nothing too much. Both these and others had dry patches.
I don't know how the Germans, but our put everything together, and once a day brotherly divided them all. And so as not to be offensive, one turned away, and the other, pointing his finger to roughly equal pieces of bread, asked:
to whom?
The first answered:
- Ivanov
to whom?
Petrov
Is it to whom?
Siddhartha
and so on.
A few days passed. Both the Germans and ours ate all the supplies, and the hunger began.
Here our commander ordered us to continue to play a scene every night entitled: Who? by Petrov! This is? and Ivanov. To strengthen his spirit, and to suppress the enemy.
A few days later, the Germans raised a white flag and surrendered. Until one o’clock, without noise and shooting, the aces on the water on the dry side passed to our soldiers.
They surrendered and said, Russh, German, feed us prisoners.
Our friends laughed of course. The Germans did not laugh. They also turned out to be starving, and decided that since the Russians share food every day, you have to give up in order not to die of hunger.
A few days later it was cold again, and the kitchen was ready.
A great tribute to you, veterans! None is forgotten and nothing is forgotten.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №49465
 27.06.2011
I have a headache again... honestly, do you want me again?

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №49464
 27.06.2011
Your mother, why I have a black tongue
You are a giraffe.
111: go naked ><
333: There are no body spots?
444: Do not listen to Jiggurd, do not eat Russian land.
Chapter 11: Idiots

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №49463
 27.06.2011
Recently, the ranking of questions from the “What Does It Mean?” series has been dominated by domain requests, hosting, torrents, spam, dorway, indicating a significant increase in user computer literacy and their interest in advanced Internet technologies.

From time to time, the Lossi come out of the forest and from the side of the road long look at passing cars. Probably this indicates the interest of laws in the work of internal combustion engines.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №49462
 27.06.2011
WBM
I hate consultants in clothing stores.

WBM
This shirt is great for you!
Maybe better there?
Dada really liked it more.
by Facepalm

WBM
- Can I wear a shirt like a trousers, and put the cock in the hole for the neck? How about the idea?
and yes! I think you will fit well!

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49461
 27.06.2011
Of course I saw a lot of funny mistakes in the correspondence, but this caused me to wash off the monitor from coffee:

I see the universe deep inside your ass
XXX: The Eyes

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №49460
 27.06.2011
Oh yeah, you are a thief!
I am a steel :R
Oh, you didn’t take that word.
Under this scheme, all words are words.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №49459
 27.06.2011
Xxx-girl acquainted, yyy-ya
Q: Is it a personal question?
xxx: blin stream if not about breasts-writing and not the goose
YYY: How much do you weigh?
XXX: What are you doing?? to
YYY: This is not a loud question.
XX: Do you say you are a fool?! to
Are you a virgin?
Xxx: 63

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №49458
 27.06.2011
Congratulations to the Military Department. The subject is tanks. He broadcasts:
You can drive at speeds up to 80 km/h. Then the tank loses control.
Everyone has a healthy face of horror. Someone guessed to ask:
And then how?
What how? Everything is okay, nothing terrible. You are in a tank.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №49457
 27.06.2011
As I understand, most students sit on social networks the night before the exam. Probably they think they’ll find a hole there and make a friend with her.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49456
 27.06.2011
How little is written! I have "Hui" scratched on the flash, and there is wood.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №49455
 27.06.2011
Russia of the 21st century.
The Prosecutor’s Office of Kostrom accused the Jedi of extremism.

Imperial cruisers on Red Square.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №49454
 27.06.2011
Potlatochka
here here. and also gave me cheese - Mamambere has no camambere, shorter on top white mold, wanted to throw out, and then saw the price in the store :-D I think sorry, I am better treated, and it turned out to be such a delicious.
Potlatochka
But even if it's delicious, well think - what kind of cheese will give a girl to protect cheese?

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49453
 26.06.2011
And just don’t tell me, dear fools, that I’ve just gotten fantastic in these five years.

Don’t tell me that there are fools around. If you have only blades, you are a blade.

Previously, I walked (on four) and tried not to talk to any girl, except for smiles and whispers, I got nothing. Now I’m driving my own German wheelchair, but the situation with the girls hasn’t changed. Conclusion: There is no sex. Authors of fantasy. The topic is closed and transferred to the archive.

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