"There was no way out, we had to use the intelligence."

xxx: is riding
YYY: Do not cry!
XXX: It is too late.
Is it wet all around?
The Second Universe Flood.
I went into the garage for the ark.
Do you have a garage?
YYY: That is, if I had a coffin, would it not surprise you? :DDD

The xxx:
Difficult to be small
You are saying something very important.
with hands
Your face is expressive
And they do not understand.
Explain it a hundred times.
YYYY :
This often happens to me at work.

And nothing that aluminum as such is not mined anywhere? They extract ore, which is called Boksite, and aluminum is already made from it in special plants. Boksite is mined both in the carriers and in the mines.
The handcuff.

And nothing that Civilization 5 is just a game and everything in it is simplified and simplified?

They were placed in a preservation home. Judging by the absence of free beds in all departments and the conveyor of enrolled and discharged, the winter seemed very cold not only to us and our husband.

(About membership in a sports club)
by Mariya:
Let’s find a loyalty program! The more you are a member of the club, the more privileges you have! When you extend your membership, you receive discounts each year. More than last year
by Marina:
The more members the more privileges!

I'm not going to talk to you all night.
He was punished like that!

From TV :

And I even started planning a family life...I wanted to buy a second joystick...

xxx: Google Play mail recognized as spam :D
Tagged: lol

I was in the military today. The passage was delighted by the phrase heard: "Four years was unworthy, and, oppa, healed!".

The guard requires a stamp to take something out to the street. Clear pen, no one reads them. I always take drugs and ammunition. Today in the billboard wrote "A set of detonators for carrying out terrorist acts on the territory of the Kremlin - 1 set". I brought out a box with this stuff. Well, if you do, take it out, brother.

XXX is friends!! Who has old carpets in good quality??? Ready to buy them not expensive!! Absolutely need!! to

Are you tired of taking pictures in the same background? and :)

XXX: I want to blur the photo studio)))

Murphy’s Law of Music: Any artist at a concert will always have a song you don’t know, but everyone will sing it in a choir.

The extermination of mankind I will begin with those who consider the “dullness” of goats a problem. Do not expect a quick and easy death.

From Khabr, from the discussion of the discovery of the Higgs boson:
This is a fake — info 146%.The Hings Boson will be found on December 21.
WOW: No, on December 21, the Higgs Boson will find those who discovered it.

XX: solve the problem of physics.
There is a body of an average weight of 125 kg and a four-storey 16-storey house under construction.
The elevation to the floor is carried out by marches in 11 steps and the height of one floor is 3 meters
The climb to one floor goes through two marches.

XH: The question of the task:

How much was the body that came to the 12th floor saw that the marches above were not installed, and to get to the 16th floor had to go through another entrance?

Long struggled with the girl, not seen for a long time, decided to meet in the cafe:
I: the sun, I will show the focus, I will move the table without the hands
She: (silently, on the ear) you move the table, and I sweep the chair.

From the resume on the job search site, section "your strong qualities":
"In my opinion, I have a brilliant speech ‘I can speak literally and beautifully..."

This is how the deceived expectations appear - it may "be beautifully stated", but for some reason it was a lie...

CKuB: Here I saw –
"Yesterday made an order at "Julmarte". In the comment to the order wrote "Until 13:00 do not call!". I go to bed late, I get up late. Today at 10:30 am I call. I wake up, I take the phone... From there:
Hi to you! You have here in the comment written "Do not call for an hour". That’s what, I’ll call back later, right?"

CKuB: So that’s the shit. I have a neighbor on the top, a mody opera artist, who begins to sing at 7 a.m. so that the whole house is stuck.
I went somehow to the country, in the evening I go to bed fairy happy - I will spit out in silence, neither neighbor nor garbage, in the village there is silence...
At 9 in the morning:
Isn’t it you knocking on my battery?

The xxx:
Maybe at least the Russian language will be returned to schools!!! I don’t know what to do with these languages!

YYYY :
Not a tongue, but an anchor.
Not in the school, but in the ass.
They will not return, they will return.
for this fucking “go” and fucking puppets.