Q: How old is the child?
YYY: 2.2
ttt: this is the version
XXX is fun. I even remembered the story. It was in the hideous 90s. The father went to the country with a new backpack and, leaving for a ticket, left the backpack unattended. Returning 2 minutes later, he found that the backpack was not in place, and the kidnapper and the trail freed. He was offended by its content, as it was ridiculous, because in the backpack there was an important item for him and nothing more, and it was... Attention to!! 70 kilograms of stone for decorating the garden in the country!!!by xDDD
YYY: ahaha))) Probably a valuable acquisition for the thief)))))) I would like to see his face when he opened that backpack))))
The presence of a 5-year-old son gives me, an adult man, the iron right to watch MULTIQ!!! to
A: Write a letter with your right hand.
Hi my hand. We consulted with your left-handed merchant here and decided to reveal to you the sad truth. Your shoulders are your adoptive parents.
You really are in the ass.
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If a spoon falls on the floor, a woman will come, if a knife, a man. If the gun falls, who will come?
The militias!
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This is:
> (about smokers) No one is bothering, you say? Someone because of you can’t walk quietly on the street.
I haven’t been like that for a long time, thank you. So the traffic jams near you do not bother, and you live next to the factory, but here the smoker is the real evil :D
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Yes to PJ.
As a counterargument, you should shout under the door of your apartment, and to your outrage, you should answer:
"It hasn’t been so long ago, thank you. So the garbage and dirt on the street do not bother you, and you do not live in the most ecologically clean country, but here is the rage under your door - the real evil.
Do not be upset after that. I have justified my right to knock you under your door.
Yes to PJ.
As a counterargument, you should shout under the door of your apartment, and to your outrage, you should answer:
"It hasn’t been so long ago, thank you. So the garbage and dirt on the street do not bother you, and you do not live in the most ecologically clean country, but here is the rage under your door - the real evil.
Do not be upset after that. I have justified my right to knock you under your door.
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It is not quite correct, if you make analogues with smokers - it is if you are not under a particular door, but you will cover the entire entrance, from the top to the first floor.
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2004: Go away from me!
2014: Yanukovych is gone!
201X: The powder, go away!
I washed the car. Not that it was dirty, it was just dirty. I laid flowers in front of the house. Of course, it rained a good rain. The husband, looking philosophically in the window: Yes, such a powerful witchcraft could not fail!
A mechanical alarm that tarrachtites decently and puts it in a metal pot.
It would have been necessary to fill more small things - + 2 floors of neighbors would have raised.
The old cold method. How did this generation grow up?
The suggestion to the administrators: make a already primitive site for grammar-nazi.
For the rest of the supplement: go to any sports forum, well, except for chess, read and fill your basket once and for all.
Now it would be much more pleasant to read patterns of correct speech, filled with subtle humor and irony.
Hurra to live:
Now in the stone jungles it has become much easier to determine the direction north-south: on the south side of the houses air conditioning torches 5-7 times more than on the north.
In the past, it was possible to go to the trees...
Sev: At what time are we coming tomorrow?
Category: B12
See also: Beyond
Sev: A2
Tagged: by
See also: B71
Sev: Fallen
XEOS: O
XEOS: then
Thread: B72
Sev: Fallen
Thread: B73
Sev: Fallen
Thread: V70
Sev: Fallen
Thread: B74
See also: Beyond
Sev: You almost drowned my star destroyer.
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Since the main tobacco capital in the Russian Federation is American, the ban on smoking is our response to sanctions.
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It would be good in response to sanctions to prohibit our chinuts from stealing and exporting abroad. And keep your children and families abroad in the rotten west.
And so these "responses" to the sanctions are currently paid by the Russians from their pockets. The content of Crimea. (Rosturism sent a letter to budget offices to ensure the filling of Crimean facilities by the personnel of these organizations. Of course, budget money will be asked for. Schools and kindergartens will wait.
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Parents are worried and calm.
There are parents who worry before, and there are parents who worry after. Children are usually the first.
My grandmother’s script broke.
I sit down and eat dinner. Half the plate is full.
[20:28:40] xxx: and she says"if you still want, eat"
[20:29:20] xxx: shake up, I think the second half of the plate to eat allowed
here here :
"In what country do you live? In Russia, for example, ventilation in restaurants is done very carefully and in compliance with the relevant norms.
I can ask you, who wrote this, you smoke, right?
My friend smoked for 10 years and thought the ventilation in restaurants was incredibly good. Until she stopped smoking and her odor has not returned. Now we sit in the non-smoking room in the furthest corner from the smoker, if there is a possibility. Because, in fact, this damn ventilation doesn’t work well enough. It doesn’t work, you understand. And you sit in any room and eat food with the taste of other people’s smoke.
xxx: This reminded me of the visit to Kiev in 99.
xxx: I come out of the Vladimir Cathedral, and there a man on the paperti asks for mercy. Well, I give him a little bit and at the same time I ask another passing uncle in a suit: "Don’t tell me how to go to Kyiv University?"
xxx: He shows me somewhere with his hand, and the man from the paperti says, “No, there and the other side of it.
xxx: He disputes: "No, there" And this from the paperti is outrageously like this: "What do you say to me! I was studying there!"
Figo, however! )))
I read a list of books recommended for reading in 5th grade, for summer, for a child. And suddenly:
A. Gaidar "Timor and his co"censorship""
O_O
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The real problems in sex are when you satisfy a rubber woman with a vibrator.