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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №4715
 04.05.2008
He is:
What a beautiful breast!
She is:
You are pressing your ass, right?
He is:
I look you in the face!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4714
 04.05.2008
xxx: putting a pinterest at work =)
YYY: And how then? They ping?
xxx: one girl from the UMU used a short, used to her, and there is a rest folder, well, all kinds of music....deleted everything and changed the name of the folder: rest is over! Let it work! =) is
YYY :))))
xxx: Then someone from the first floor of the utility... sent to the network printer: Ya printer! Shake up people! I will conquer the world!
xxx: Department of Information Security Hule =)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4713
 04.05.2008
Svarschik
Vitalik electric shock got a little))
Elias
:D
Elias
How is it? )
Svarschik
He came to me and I scanned him.
Svarschik
And I have a monitor fucking the power pipet as if you touched the naked wires well he wanted to show something and paid for it))
Elias
and ROFL
Svarschik
I don't have so many guests, and then you could hang the tablet on the monitor with your fingers without ticking and painting sticks on it as much as you could))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4712
 04.05.2008
1 says: I am a fucker.
2 says whose?
1 says: His own...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №4711
 04.05.2008
Joseph Stalin
I reached the single pen.

Joseph Stalin
Spread the spat on the table.

Joseph Stalin
Instead of going to the kitchen and taking a cloth.

Joseph Stalin
I removed the socks, wiped the table, threw the socks on the chair.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4710
 04.05.2008
IFRIT: Just like a few days ago I drove with friends in the car to the universe and driving in the area of the ring I was just killed by one billboard with the advertisement of the "new fashionable chip" USB GPRS modem,
It actually killed us all:

22 Grams and You on the Internet

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №4709
 04.05.2008
That’s all, yesterday I went to see such a great movie.
Randy what?
Lonely: Iron Man
Randy is funny?
Lonely: I liked the eye) I don't watch such movies, but this eye liked, especially if it was on the hole))))))
Randy: Did they fuck you?
Lonely : to
Lonely What?? to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №4708
 04.05.2008
I am so grateful for those rare moments when you are far away.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №4707
 04.05.2008
As you know, in Ukraine from time to time the authorities are confused by the struggle with

of corruption. An example of the fight against it in one of the district centers in DAI (GAI).



All inspectors were fired. New employees were taken to work for bribery.

of 2000$.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4706
 04.05.2008
The message "99% done" after 15 minutes begins to annoy you.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №4705
 04.05.2008
From the forum:

How to remove Internet Explorer from WinXP?

It’s like Party and Lenin, like a steam car and a boiler, like Microsoft and Bill Gates, like Belarus and the Blue Lakes. Not to remove.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №4704
 04.05.2008
EmSea: I can catch the tractor behind the right wheel to turn it)
Fuck... not here.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4703
 04.05.2008
Interview at work:
Employer (Kirik) and Employer (Nikson)

Q: Do you have problems with alcohol?
N is NO! Usually not! Knowing myself, I try to buy boxes right away!)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4702
 04.05.2008
The xxx:
What are you doing?

YYYY :
I eat

The xxx:
You don't live badly x

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №4701
 04.05.2008
And if you press the shift and click on the plus, you can see the rating of quotes posted in the last 24 hours)

The fucking!

Fuck that fucking. Just a browser needs to be normal, not any IE there. =) is

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4700
 04.05.2008
She: I went to car school :), can you check me with what thread? and :)
What lights should be turned on in the fog?
See also: Front

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4699
 04.05.2008
Blue....That now has become hot...Now the boysso plus citate put...And suddenly...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4698
 04.05.2008
And if you press the shift and click on the plus, you can see the rating of quotes posted in the last 24 hours.
And if you tick every second you can see how the quotation gains voices.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4697
 03.05.2008
WONDER, do you know I understood Senya?
and Trotilla?
WONDER - What a good inet, it is like a evening dress... it is, and there is nowhere to go in it...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4696
 03.05.2008
I was sitting on the net yesterday pretending to be looking for a report.
I hear the mother telling her father, “Hang your clothes in the machine,” and, reminded that the stitch will start to object, adds that there, he said, his son’s clothes are washed, and he is studying. Second after five such a scream from the bathroom: "Not a hero to yourself, when this son began to wear women's socks??!"and "

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