I drink less now because I’m on the wheels all the time.

Have you ever thought that eating at 3 o’clock at night becomes much more delicious?
A girl chewing cold cakes at night

From tomorrow on the diet!
I: Why? You are so thin. You will be anorexic.
She: Everyone says so.
She: I am fat.
I: It is not worth it.
It is worth.
I: I do not have anorexia.

X: Do I have to go? I am at work.
yyy: Hook, I was called to work twice by the employees of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and said that I should come to identify my girlfriend (the guy killed her).
YYY: will be released + more will be released
Zzzz: Are you a fool? 0 - O
ZZZ: It’s not a joke.
YYY: That’s the very fifth! No one jokes, no one can guess.

She has beautiful nails.
He: Do you really like it? The bite itself.

by VIO.

Help me remember the movie! According to the plot there are two friends who study in the same class and one of whom always carries a piece of cloth with them.

The first answer is: Sorry. Is it uranium? This is very important.

xxx: I have a question and Steve also writes the speech writer’s army text for presentations?
Yyy: Of course not. He goes on stage and composes on the course of work.
Tagged with: freestyle
nnn: wowamakaflow!
Mmm: Rock the Microphone
Kkk: VacamaCafé
DDD: The street of Fomada Fomadon!
ZZZ: The Fucking Addicts

C of Habra:

Aaa: I remember when I was a child, batteries were biting that they would still work a little bit
BBB: They knocked on each other.
ccc: In a word, they tried in every way to destroy the layer of manganese oxide, which prevented the further reproduction of electricity.
ddd: Sheldon, log in

X: The end of the world promises again on television
y: Fuck, you need to urgently register the brand "The End of the World"
Y: Pelemeni "The End of the World"
Y: The Car "The End of the World"
y: Sex shop "End of the Light!"

xxx: I have a capricious girl again: a loaf on the floor and hot foods.
YYY: Yeye, leaving aside the question of household appliances, why did you decide that it was a girl? The refrigerator is "he" a boy!
xxx is fucks. What has to do with laundry and products - washing machine, oven, freezer - are girls. But what is sitting on the internet for days, showing porn and pumping all kinds of stuff - a computer, a tablet, a player, a telephone - this is exactly the boys.

and Japan. The morning. I scroll in the news, by the edge of my eyes I see a picture from some Yepos event. In the photo she. European, legs long, straight, slim, on heels. Lovely face, playful eyebrows raised. Beautiful thin wrists, thin waist, a sort of sadomaso jacket, but feminine. Oh, in short, I want to know the name of this goddess - and I fall out. Her name is Bill Kaulitz.

5 years ago... 2109 turquoise color... I could not meet any girl sitting in the car...
Now... Pajero... Fucked 4 in the car and 6 outside it...

And just don’t tell me, dear fools, that I’ve just gotten fantastic in these five years.

Why are you surprised, my brother? What is the reaction from the car window? It has always been. Ordinary girls don’t know who they won’t sit in the car with.

Do you love me?
- Chronic desire to cut off the head is included in this concept?

from life :)

Why did you and Serena break up? It was like love...
by Alena!Are you talking lion? This fool tells me he is leaving me. I am asking, why? He tells me like, listen to the Arctic Monkees... I downloaded all the albums, listened to all the songs, even read the translations, but I never understood what I needed to hear. I say to him: Sergey, I have listened to everything, there is no explanation. And he says, I know, but the group is great, right?
I hate, I hate...

X: Why did she stop?
YYY: It was like flying. The dog bitten her, I don’t remember exactly.

Only in Russia, in the middle of the summer, in the social media. The state of the network may appear: Oh, the heating is turned on!

Conversation with a friend.

4ux_nblx: I will soon go to Ukraine, I will stick girls there)
Stars: Girls, what are you wallpapers to glue them?
4ux_nblx: Well yeah) glued - cut off, glued - cut off)

Problems with Diploma:
You have the temple of science straight.)
YYY: Oh, and science is sacrificed here.

DDD
I noticed that shit.
DDD
The higher the boss in the factory, the older and less functional the phone he has.
DDD
And the most fashionable stuff in the lowest tears
The PVV
Meanwhile, Medvedev is a scuco, a slug.

There is asphalt on the bridge :)
WOW WOW! Now in the bus you won't have to hold your breasts, so that you don't hit the beards on the beard)))))))