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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66533
 04.07.2012
How good in the world to walk alone from the noisy station.
YYY: After all, if you call friends with you, you can go to jail for an illegal rally.

[ + 33 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66532
 04.07.2012
Well, vitamin C is delicious, ATP is very painful, pearls are useful and blue pills, B12 is red, and bromhexin is green, as a result, the patient is happy that he is treated with an understanding of the case.
I agree very much, colleague, I’ll give you an answer. Give it, let’s give it a point!

Oh fucking! So that’s why this sheep wanted to cure me of acute gastritis with biseptol. Because he’s fucking red!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №66531
 04.07.2012
XXX: Leha today by the knife passed)
YYY: What is it? Where is? When is?
XXX: at work
xxx: asked him to make a meeting with a very important person and to ban the negotiation.
xxx: and uncle came earlier and I led into the first free negotiation.
Leha rushes to us and says, “Shan, what is the name of that shit?” I missed the hope."
xxx: Uncle stands up, stretches his hand and radiantly smiling says: "Pysyuka is called Vitaly Vladimirovich!"
XXX: Leah was rapidly sweaty)))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY))))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №66530
 04.07.2012
C forums of goji:

Xallas85: By the way about skyrim, for the new year, when everyone was covered on the table and we were already beginning to use "for appetite," one of the comrades sat down and rubbed in skyrim, he was a bit afraid of what was going on around. We decided at the time that he was a drug addict, well, once the skyrim, we put a pot on his head. So this cattle, just moved the pot so that she did not close her eyes and continued to play.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №66529
 04.07.2012
Finally, the advertisement in the net learned that I was a female. On the banner of some beef browser instead of a breastplate in a armor lift - a muscular man in a armor. They know they need a natural girl.

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66528
 04.07.2012
How to neutralize a small malfunction in the operating system? Shake it until it collapses and reinstall the screw with a clear conscience.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №66527
 04.07.2012
Nata Svift joins the c_plus_plus conference
<Nata Svift> Hello to everyone. I have a question
<cutwater> ooo woman )))
<ForNeVeR> A woman? What is it?
<0xd34df00d> ForNeVeR: an object from real life.
<0xd34df00d> ForNeVeR: Don’t get distracted, write the code.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66526
 04.07.2012
From the discussion of the title of the series "The customer is always dead"("Six Feet Under")

xxx: they, dottles can not translate normally in English...for example, always dead sounds like alveos alpha, not six legs, boring fools=)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66525
 04.07.2012
Have you played Stalker?
– not
There are two monsters. The controller carries the brain telepathically. and blood sucker - it just sucks out the brain. It feels like we work with their children.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №66524
 04.07.2012
Why I love my girls :)

Katya has fallen here.
Katya is not a server. He himself rises.

sent by Travka

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №66523
 04.07.2012
Spam – Do you want to increase your company’s sales?
I hate it! They have stopped thinking about my member!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №66522
 04.07.2012
XXX: Are you mocking me?! to
Yyy: No, I dominate you ;))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66521
 04.07.2012
XXX: But there is a question to the doctors. Why do you have such a crazy handwriting from generation to generation?? to

YYY: Have you heard of the medical secret?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №66520
 04.07.2012
I think Sisadmin should have "Bubenface"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66519
 04.07.2012
Do you have the pills I gave you?
YYY: Yes Yes
XXX: That’s what they are

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66518
 04.07.2012
Fossi: I know how to drop Batman. You have to do all the crimes in the day ?

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66517
 04.07.2012
From the Air Forum:
Six unknown people in China tried to seize a passenger plane, but were neutralized by crew members and passengers.
2nd comment: “In general, it was lucky for the hijackers – if local forums are not lied – that the aircraft (91 people on board) had more than 40 SWAT officers (special anti-terror unit) returning from vacation.

[ + 40 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66516
 04.07.2012
It is good to be a socket. You lie somewhere, they are always looking for you, no one goes anywhere without you. Plus, you have a second half.

[ + 43 - ] [37 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66515
 04.07.2012
Medicine is... medicine.

I came to the clinic, because the commission for admission needs to be passed again, I ask LOR to check the throat at the same time. Because it hurts... He silently looks, silently writes out the recipe. I ask :
What do I have? Could you say?
He answered so indifferently:
And fuck him, it’s an infection.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №66514
 04.07.2012
Interestingly, if you drink two liters of carrots juice, then at least something in you will become more golden than before?
Yyy: Well, if the carrots are not washed, then staphylococcus gold.

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