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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №15633
 05.04.2009
Windows 7 will not be the successor of Vista, but 2008 Server. In short, it focuses more on programmers than on gamers. That’s why I started downloading her alpha version.
Do I have a dick or not? With my comp parameters?
If you increase the OZU, then swing boldly.
Shalawa_i_Co: Wait, people, and how do you put 7 and save XP'hu? Two on one computer?
ArivEDERCHI: No idea... Hey Fisherman, what do you think?
The fish... I don’t know.
Let’s ask the admin! He is said to be a computer genius. Hey admin!
Shalawa_i_ko: It won’t work, I need to write it in the face.
Shiori & NYA!And she! The Kawaii! Don’t play with the Osmos, watch the Lucky Star! The zero size is Lolita! Let’s go to the cosplay paths and arrange a coffee!! to
Fish: What was it? eighth day
by admin...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15632
 05.04.2009
In response to the quote "Why do the greens paint girls in expensive sweaters, and cyclists packed in leather from legs to heads - do not pay attention?"
Because the cyclist can give puzzles throughout the rose, applying for this their favorite steel mounting... And individual advanced copies wear the bike "green" on the bag... And there are also those that will easily make from "green" "blue"...
The last for the greens – the worst... 8))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15631
 05.04.2009
How do you feel about anal sex?
Grandpa Mouse: I don’t know
GrandPa Mouse: no experience
And what about the pitchers?
GrandPa Mouse: negative
Is there an experience?)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №15630
 05.04.2009
Rescue the family.
Ping on dom2 doesn't go - they set the firewall. Who knows the DNS?
Change the tactics

Bring it to a better plz - what to pin it?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15629
 05.04.2009
We are sitting in the office together – I and the dark silent grandfather of post-retirement age. All communication with him is reduced to “good morning, Anatoly Ivanovich” – “to tomorrow, Anatoly Ivanovich”. And suddenly today he decided not to remember his Soviet institutional youth.
“And the women’s and men’s toilets,” he says, “were separated by a cardboard partition. Naturally, someone immediately thought about making a hole of the size of the eyes to look at the girls. Everything was fine until one comrade thought of pushing a member into this hole - the girls to pop. But it was not there. Everyone screamed, but one was not confused and the member grabbed so that he even blew up, and cried the cleaner - hold on, and I will call the head of the department! Five minutes later, the head of the department ran, saw such a case, pushed the cleaner away, grabbed herself for the member and shouted - call the rector! The rector ran away... He didn’t get anything, but the moral degradation of the member’s owner was expelled from the institute.
And you say, today’s youths have a moral image not that... Yes, not that...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №15628
 05.04.2009
For the authors. Have you written a funny quote? Remove from it the word "dress" (usually stands in the last sentence). Was it ridiculous? Your quote is shit, you don’t need to post it.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15627
 05.04.2009
On the other day while he was driving to the country, he passed by a girl aged 8-11, who was fucking a bicycle on the sidelines with a tail.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15626
 05.04.2009
Only we have 100 grams - the name of the product, not its weight!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15625
 05.04.2009
fad2727: I sell two adidas sports windshields
Niegelon: I am tormented by vague doubts... and where are their former owners?
KitBuba: are there still seeds in the pocket of the windshields?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15624
 05.04.2009
What appeared first – the green hill in the Telepuzikov movie or the standard desktop background in WinXP?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15623
 05.04.2009
In a verbal battle between two men, every centimeter is important.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15622
 05.04.2009
I work for the TEC. Who doesn't know - the TEC produces heat and electricity.
We were overbought here by a cool holding and the cool boys-managers have already begun to appear and look at what you can do here.
This is the Moscow Commission. The management of the TEC meets - there is nowhere to go, with the "masters" it is necessary to be more loving, although it reduces the...
They ask the Moscovites: "Why would you like to start the tour?" And here the boy-manager of the most major kind says: "From the warehouse of finished products!"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15621
 05.04.2009
You did not give me the keyboard from that computer!
And what happened?
I press "y" and the point comes out.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №15620
 05.04.2009
I read old quotes and suddenly I understood one thing. The modern баш.org has become faceless. If previously quotations from ICQ or IRC were thrown here, then the nics were not cut. They did not replace them with faceless "he," "she," "xxx," " wow." The country knew its heroes. We were proud that our nicknames "lighted" here. It created a sense of credibility. This is what is lacking in modern citations. I can’t get rid of the feeling that I’m being mocked when I read that X wrote the game.
Please do not hide behind the mask. Let this be a small step toward the return of the "old Bacha."
Thank you for reading these letters.
Good wishes to the other snowman.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №15619
 05.04.2009
At work, the drivers found a wallet, filled it with paper for puffiness and stuck to the ground. They are sitting, hiding and watching. They had a speaker with them.
Different people walked through the street, trying to take out the wallet, but without success.
Then the man approached, stood up and helped – he did not turn away. They said to him in the loudspeaker: “Draw stronger!” and the man raised his head, looked around and began to drag. They said to him again, “Stronger!” and the man looked around again, and he saw no one. Then he lifted up his head toward heaven, stretched out his hands and said, "It is not possible, Lord."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №15618
 05.04.2009
The country must not be protected from fictitious external enemies, but from
parasitic internal

Tired of cat blushes

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15617
 05.04.2009
http://psvcrazy.livejournal.com/1768933.html

Yesterday my youngest broke in the garden. At a quiet hour he woke up first.
I saw a neighbor’s bed very similar to his shorts and put them on. Youngly
And the stupid educator has invented nothing better than to take off shorts.
Right in the bedroom. My struggled for shorts like a lion and cried MY. A neighbor wakes up.
and not finding their shorts, and seeing the educational disgrace, quickly
He grabbed someone’s pants and pulled them. The educator left my, moved to
Now two men are fighting for my clothes and my arms. Carapace
I woke up and saw that the last shots are being picked up and there is a chance.
To stay without those, in panic began to grab the first clothes,
Strongly declare their rights. The whole group did not go home.
The clothes.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №15616
 05.04.2009
A doctor at a psychiatric hospital finds out a crossword:
The island where Napoleon was born.
Address to the patient:
Idiot, where are you born?
by anekdoton.ru

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15615
 04.04.2009
I had a strange dream today.
I took my son a cat
XXX: He lived with us for 2 months.
And suddenly I stopped eating, going to the toilet and sleeping.
xxx: all the time went there and here, whispered and demanded to enter the license key
And what did you do? and :)
xxx: I gave it to somebody, and downloaded the opensource version of the cat
XXX: Who has become bald for some reason

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15614
 04.04.2009
I work as a manager in a small office. Today, the director of the fire: "Do you know what the resemblance of a accountant and a bustler is? Both one and the other are able to hide what others cannot see. And there are those who create the appearance of what is not..."
I thought long.

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