Why does my brother ask me if I killed someone?
He asks if he should be killed.? to
YYY: In the youth
I did not ask when I was a child.
Yyy: Just killed

From Contact:
<XXX> “AUTOVAZ” will make wheelchairs
<YYY> And what is the factory doing now?
<XXX> they create a customer base for future production

Online toys of Transylvania
Description of:
Help Mr. Potatoel escape from Transylvania, where he went in a lunar attack.

Friend, here are you to answer me: what was it based on, recommending me to watch a video called "A dog is holding a pig", huh?

5 o’clock in the morning, we walk through the field.
Look at the sunset!
It’s dawn, look at the dogs!
They pass?
It just broke)

We sit with a friend in the garden near the Kazan Cathedral.We see a bombe approach us, start a conversation, at the same time waving with a cheap portweish, and here he gives the crown phrase of all the bombe whom I met:"My name is Mikhail Israelevich, who am I? right - a Jew!Bombe-Jew!Nonsens!"

And on ORT continues fantastic series "News"....

xxxxxxxxxxx:
In the women's section of the forum in "Boltalke", in the middle of the topic post:
"Do you know that the mosquitoes who bite us are pregnant females?"
This shit has begun...

Lightman: I can’t figure out how to introduce a girl to her parents?
Lightman: why then only the variants "it's Olya and she'll live with us" or "give her parents to her* Dad, mom, here's this I want to *and tick her with my finger* " :(

And you can also like in the song Bloodhound Gang, "mama and dad, meet, it’s Olya. Olya, show them your breasts."

xxx: They scattered pirate disks (they think so), torrents appeared. They are already trying to spread the torrents.
The Russian man would rather learn to transmit files by the force of the thought, or through an electric boiler, than would pay for it.

From the forum of technical support of YUTEL
Hello, I found a real benefit from calling tech support, brought in guests small, long messed to sleep lay, just at this time called in the TV and came the idea, gave him the phone and said soon the music will end and you grandmother will talk, five minutes and absolute sleep, I recommend who needs.

Yesterday I walk down the street and see the inscription on the asphalt: kiss, I love you (apparently a very loving match wrote)...
But whoever is very optimistic could not pass by such an inscription without expressing his favour and signed: YOUR ZOOFIL

A comment to a YouTube video where a girl, parodying a girl from Samara from the "Call", crawls out of the bushes and crosses the road:

"I know this monster - it's always in wine and vodka this route floats..."

18:12:47 Extamin: I sit in the server room, I drink a cold beer, rest from the heat, jerk in general) The boss flies with a tail in his hands and begins to pick them up a servacle on which we have an accounting office O_o
18:12:59 Extamin: How sad to ask what this was =-O

Olympics in Physics.
In a vessel with a volume of V, the water is brought to the boiling temperature. After t time the boiling abruptly stops. What could be the cause of this phenomenon?
Answer of one of the participants: The Unknown Jebana Hujja. Or the pellets.

Alive (02:02:11 25/06/2011)
At work, he struck a girl for her cheeks.

Alive (02:02:14 25/06/2011)
in response:

Alive (02:02:23 25/06/2011)
"And do not say now that I did not take the cheek!"

<none> our office is paralyzed.
<none> find out who put the umbrella in the refrigerator

Another twenty years and, thanks to the efforts of the government, instead of a population census, it will be possible to make a call.

Who did you want to be when you were 13-14?
I do not remember :)
- And I wanted to become a drug addict :) so that all people immediately lag behind me, such as, and why Iljuša does not study, so he is a drug addict.
I still like this position :)

There is a couple, a dumb guy and a full girl. I ride a bicycle and hear a dialogue:
Let me help you carry the bag.
Girl: Is it you? She is heavy! This is for you, little girl.
Fuck, this guy is heavy too...