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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №66493
 04.07.2012
Andrei
A day without adventures. Today killed a mosquito with a scalpel >.<

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66492
 04.07.2012
I feel like I still live in the USSR.
Wauu: Party, ranks, repression?
There was no sex in the USSR.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №66491
 04.07.2012
Yesterday on Skype, a conversation with a stranger to me special:

What are you doing ?))

Hi to you!
I remember my childhood.
When I just started going to the preparatory class,
A young man started studying with us.
He was then sent to a special school for mentally retarded people.
Such a funny guy, always smiling,
I tried to be friends with everyone.
So here.
I read your invitation and remembered that guy.
He has also, sometimes, stumbled.
appropriate level of development
He smiles and gets friends.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66490
 04.07.2012
"The Council of Elders will be created under the Governor of the Irkutsk Region" (news on the Yandex)
A circle of magicians.

[ + 35 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66489
 04.07.2012
Egor
You are very attractive. Per your inner world is just as beautiful. Write about yourself in more detail.

Sunny
I like the movie "Green Elephant"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66488
 04.07.2012
Commentary on the film on the torrent tracker:
The film is normal, corresponding to the genre. If you like this genre, you will enjoy it. In other words, you are scared. Not to the point of course, but in places tangible. Well, for true gourmets who love to eat, I recommend watching at night. In the light of the moon. In the cemetery. I am just lying in the tomb. The most taste. Personally, I am not a fan. So I did not check.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №66487
 03.07.2012
X: Have you picked up the wheels?

YYY: No, because I can't pronounce his nick by phone :D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66486
 03.07.2012
Eleanor Prezi: How to Become a Mermaid?Please tell me!It is very necessary.

Vasya Kalashnikov: Eat a lot of sweets
And when everything gets stuck in the right place, curse yourself with the scaly of the sassanid.
You will be a Mermaid, indeed fat, but a Mermaid

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66485
 03.07.2012
(After discussing the shortcomings of the passing girl)
A: We are evil with you.
B: Well, we are like them, on m.
A is foolish?
B: No, the misanthropes, wow! The first option is closer...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №66484
 03.07.2012
In the auto school:
Do you have a certificate?
There is...
Where are you working?
In the hospital.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66483
 03.07.2012
I was angry at what he decided for me.
You are a girl, you don’t want to do anything. You want sushi.
In general, you are right.
c) Morpheus

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66482
 03.07.2012
From the Girls Forum:
The last thing I played was Montessori. You lay down the crystals, they are removed, new ones fall out and so on to infinity. It is very useful for brain development. Balls, too, very much like, from the same series and in general all the games where you need to use the brain.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66481
 03.07.2012
I was talking to one company.
To whom do I ask to send the application? What is your name?
Larisa said.
Then I get a letter and there is this text:
I am sending you an account.I mistakenly named another name, my name is Svetlana...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66480
 03.07.2012
Rav: From July 1, the Moscow government proved that Moscow is rubber and increased the size of the capital by 2.5 times.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №66479
 03.07.2012
Doctors are mentioned here. The paper in the propeller.

It was in the 6th class.
The subject is clinical pharmacology.
Already the smartest, we understand the combinations of drugs for different pain, count.
I have a question - how do we treat angina complexly?
I am such.
Vitamin C
is correct
and ATF
Also right.
Pharmaceuticals of Princeton
I need a few more medications.
Cyanocobalamin (which is B12)
- Emm... well it doesn’t bother, will go, yes, I agree, well another
Bromhexine
Why is this so important???????????????????????????????????????? to
- Well, vitamin C is delicious, ATP is very painful, pearls are useful and blue pills, B12 is red, and bromhexin is green, as a result, the patient is happy that he is treated with an understanding of the case.
I agree very much, colleague, I’ll give you an answer. Give it, let’s give it a point!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66478
 03.07.2012
Erza: Oh the light, hello! How did the date go? :)
Svetlana: He raped me.
Erza is Kaiaak?! to
Svetlana: How, how... Morally!

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66477
 03.07.2012
Natasha *chick*(13:50) :
Hi to. Please add me to your contact list.

Yuri (13:51) :
Why Why?! to

Natasha *chick* (13:52) :
I sleep for money.

Yuri (13:52) :
by mmm! and luck!

I have to work!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66476
 03.07.2012
Demotiviewine, comments to the lady with a picture of the grandmother with a tattoo on the cross:

XHH: Who would hit?
I would beat.
Maxim Galkin, log in...

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66475
 03.07.2012
Q: Did you turn off the water?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY We have a cat.
Zzzz: Ah... and the villas...

[ + 41 - ] [16 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66474
 03.07.2012
Pembrock: heroic on Friday to find out that today is Tuesday

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