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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4655
 03.05.2008
MyxomopbI4: It would be time for all technicians to gather together and kill all the humanitarians.
24 Demiorg: It will be boring. They write good songs, poetry. Humanitarian wives for technicians get good.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4654
 03.05.2008
It was when the trolley buses were still knocking...
In the trolley bus are a young mother and a five-year-old son. A student is nearby. The son has already got almost all of his twists and twists, but everyone is silent - a child. The student got it and he says, “If you don’t stop now, I’ll take your mother!” The boy thought deeply and gave out: "And she pereds!". The trolleybus lies, the mother is red, the student is missing somewhere.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4653
 03.05.2008
SA is :
decided to check the degree of similarity (fucking) of herself and the cat: poured her a couple of tablespoons of coffee in a bowl with water, hid 5 pieces of cheese in the house - she drunk coffee for 5 secs, found all 5 pieces and now happy sitting at a pack of cigarettes and a comp and somehow strange looking at them...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4652
 03.05.2008
Yandex Post today issued:
"In your letters you can use such words as
of degradation,
“Nourish” and
“Turbulence”

Their meanings will be suggested by Yandex.Slovary"

I am already writing this letter:
"You are very good! In your letter you asked how the weather was, how my business was... I answered: The weather is crazy, the turbulence is crazy. As for my affairs, my degradation continues at the same confident pace..."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4651
 03.05.2008
I am an idiot! I watched the taxi broadcast. I cannot answer the simplest questions. But I cut off the eye what I was driving, Scuco, not attached!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4650
 03.05.2008
Quotes from the forum:
Alina85: Could you get pregnant from cunnilingus when a guy makes it to a girl and before that she did him minions and then they kissed, and here the guy with this same language makes a girl cunnilingus!!! to

rotik.blog.ru: Alina, this question is very slippery. After all, as was correctly noted, you can get pregnant during sex using a condom. Today, it is recommended to put special vaginal spirals for oral sex. Very good spirals TM "Rainford" and TM "Rosen", so have different flavour fillers and flavourings. And this means that your guy will get the same pleasure and he will be attracted to the smell of your vagina. From personal experience, I recommend spirals "With the taste of melon"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4649
 03.05.2008
<vvs> but I did something different on the ship. A 3-liter bowl was lubricated with sunflower oil, urine was made from a newspaper, a portion of an apple was placed inside, and until the morning in the cabin half a bowl of cockroaches was collected. He dropped out of the boat and again. In the process, they get rid of the cockroaches.
<Heretic> The main thing is not to overturn the bank on the road... %-S
<Heretic> Horrible, probably a piece - half a bank of cockroaches 8-0
<vvs> yes 😉
<vvs> but even worse when the sleeping in the nose and ears
<Yuran> horrors from the Navy...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4648
 03.05.2008
Joel (11:27:04 1/05/2008)
Tokyo Hotel Kachai
Fd (11:27:10 1/05/2008)
O0
Juim (11:27:16 1/05/2008)
Do not look at the tag.
Fd (11:27:23 1/05/2008)
O_O
by Juim (11:27:27 1/05/2008)
and so too
Fd (11:27:31 1/05/2008)
O_O
Juim (11:27:38 1/05/2008)
by yatsuki :(
Fd (11:28:45 1/05/2008)
I called the neighbor.
Fd (11:29:00 1/05/2008)
O_O O_O
Fd (11:29:19 1/05/2008)
= O = O
Joel (11:29:30 1/05/2008)
= is
Fd (11:30:16 1/05/2008)
O_O O_O O_O O_O
Fd (11:30:31 1/05/2008)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fd (11:30:39 1/05/2008)
You are gaining popularity
Joel (11:31:12 1/05/2008)
Fuck you!! O_0

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4647
 03.05.2008
Join us in the clan.
I am going to the army soon.
Ashihara: also a kind of clan)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4646
 03.05.2008
SMS from a Korean who dropped on a trip for oil affairs
In November, taxis are so harsh that they don’t call back. The manager's phone is out of money and there are only incoming money.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №4645
 03.05.2008
Dima (12:52:02 25/02/2008)
Good morning go to the universe.

Margherita (12:52:10 25/02/2008)
Ku, yeah

Dima (12:52:21 25/02/2008)
In the universe

Margherita (12:52:31 25/02/2008)
? to

Dima (12:52:41 25/02/2008)
to study

Margherita (12:52:51 25/02/2008)
Fuck I answered.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4644
 03.05.2008
Funky (23:34:55 30/04/2008)
I want to take a shower with you...don’t you mind I’m going to look at you?? to

Galatians (23:35:14 30/04/2008)
Look if you see a thread.

Galatians (23:35:23 30/04/2008)
The lights in the bathroom burned))))))))))))))))))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4643
 03.05.2008
Status: Where can I find the Georgian tape?
Eve (21:36:46 28/04/2008)
What kind of tape is this?and :)

NExT (21:37:06 28/04/2008)
Victory in the WWE :)

Eve (21:37:41 28/04/2008)
You have to win ;)

NExT (21:38:33 28/04/2008)
Not that victory.

NExT (21:38:54 28/04/2008)
In the Great Patriotic War

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4642
 03.05.2008
I receive from suppliers an international invoice on the goods (invoice name).in it there is a position list of the goods:
Marmelade is the animal (mice).
Marmelade – the dinosaurs
Marmelade - Beasts (Begemotics)
Marmelade - Beast (Forest Fruit) O_o

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4641
 03.05.2008
Email by SMS

She: Listen, I thought here, and I didn't get tired of you with my lectures and courses, I will exploit you and your inets, or I will have to look for a friend's assistant.
You are not tired, you do not need a friend’s assistant. Not exactly. T is
Don’t forget to bring your clothes next time :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4640
 03.05.2008
That’s the damn logic of women!! I sit without touching. The girl went to clean up in the apartment. It says "Here you help get rid of do then what you want all day!" I wash all day out of skin!!! I walked like a fool. Everyone cleaned up. Sitting at the computer. It fits in 2 minutes with hysteria." You are ugly stinking!!!!" I was barely showering!! I say you need that. She "I thought when I said do what you want you to be with me!!and "

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4639
 03.05.2008
Talk of brother and sister. They live together, without parents.

You have already got it!! Almost every time my boyfriend is on duty, you come home drunk with his next friend, fall to sleep as a murdered, and in the morning, when Serjoja returns, he sees in the house of some man, after which I have a scandal with him and I must prove to him that it is not my lover, but your companion.

He: Do you want to fuck? What should I drive home now?? to

She: 0_o

She: What do you think of yourself?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4638
 03.05.2008
Not yet: Hi
by: Hi
Was he in the universe today?
Pol: Yes
Did the cursor protect?
Pol: No
No: I will go tomorrow. Go with me?
by: OK
Is it fashionable to answer in two letters?
Pol: HZ
Are you mocking?! to
by Pol: =)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4637
 03.05.2008
I thought the new year was really good for me. but growing up yesterday from work realized another, when I saw a tree lying near the garbage =)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №4636
 03.05.2008
If you can't answer the question "where and who you work" - most likely

You have succeeded in this life.

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