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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15593
 03.04.2009
I appreciate the contribution of the great Soviet scientists, but to call the Russian Federal Nuclear Center by the name of the academic Zabakhin...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15592
 03.04.2009
According to the approved quotes, it can be concluded that among the models there are a couple of real progers, and also a blonde and a schoolboy. But sometimes they drink and/or smoke together.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15591
 03.04.2009
I’ve never thought about where puppies go when they grow up.
I recently met one, now he is a Gaiishnik.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15590
 03.04.2009
Pip: My grandfather, told about the top of Ukrainian greed, his neighbor had a motor, a tank and other things, just a body, wheels, steering wheel and a seat one...he each autumn hit him full of strawberries, pushed him on the track typically broke and voted...in general his good people on the trunk who could drag... so he got to Moscow and kicked there vegetables)))) and back in the same way...And you say the gas tires, completely naughty... all the way they were)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15589
 03.04.2009
I have one girl when she is watching the series and there some kissing sheds her hands like a fan and screams “Trap her!” Is this normal behavior? andquot;
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If I’m not the only one, then I’m not quite sick ?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15588
 03.04.2009
by 111
It was a long time ago and it is not true.
by 222
It was yesterday and I can quote it.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15587
 03.04.2009
A wise woman will always tell a nice man)))

The experienced will do...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15586
 03.04.2009
Dear admin of Basha. Thanks for the April 1 joke. Thanks to her I discovered for myself the Belarusian tower, which is much more funny, more soulful and there are no stupid children.
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Quote of poison, of course.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15585
 03.04.2009
<xxx> By mixing vodka with champagne, I was having sex with Vite until it became clear that it was Tolick.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15584
 03.04.2009
The woman has a thirst for blood.
What is the vampire status? ?
She: the mla... delay is the 6th day... %)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №15583
 03.04.2009
told a friend. They put their networks in the same office. The cables themselves passed under the ceiling. The distance between the ceiling and the panels itself is 3 fingers, BUT! Naturally, nothing can be discarded. This is "special" A trained rat. He attached a cable to it, slowly tapping the ceiling passed 20 meters, gave a conditional signal with the same tapping, the rat bit a hole in the ceiling, and, along with the cable, jumped on his shoulders. Walia, the network stretched where it should be and without damage! At the request to sell this miracle for any money, he refused.

P.S And you say, cat, odmin... figna... rys, odmin... Here!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15582
 03.04.2009
In the European Union, there is a law prohibiting the production of salmon from any vegetables. But here is the paradox, in Portugal, carrots are almost not a national dish! And what do you think was forbidden to Portugal to produce this spice? Or did the EU law make an exception for Portugal? No is! These wise men issued a law according to which carrot in the territory of Portugal is... The fruit!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15581
 03.04.2009
Of course, all have been quoted about "I have one" and "I am one such", and yet.. I have one girl when watching the series and there some kisses his hands as a fan and shouts "take her!"? Is this normal behavior?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15580
 03.04.2009
Why do the greens paint girls in expensive sweaters, and do not pay attention to bikers packed in leather from legs to heads?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №15579
 03.04.2009
How did you survive the betrayal of your beloved girlfriend?
1:I then started writing on Perl's, so I noticed the girl's departure only a month later.
2:I recently started writing intensely on the pearl here... probably worth checking out the girl

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15578
 03.04.2009
A girl from Pro-Service:
D: Hi we have a problem "file at lunch"!!! to
Is it like lunch?? to
D: Well English Lunch Lunch, File to Lunch
Admin: Aaaa...! Failed to launch

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №15577
 03.04.2009
Between two fires you will burn.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №15576
 03.04.2009
I work for the TEC. Who does not know: we produce heat and electricity. Us is
I bought a cool holding and the cute boys-managers have already started.
Come out and see what you can do here.
This is the Moscow Commission. The TEC Board meets -
There is no place to go, it is necessary to be more kind, even if it reduces the birth. They ask
How would you like to start your excursion? Here is OP!
The boy-manager of the majorist look says: From the warehouse of finished products!
Fuck, what did he do to store??? It is :)))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №15575
 03.04.2009
I heard that Putin bought himself Niva!
In the credit?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15574
 03.04.2009
Forum on Hunting:
Irina: I heard that the sperm of the shrimp is used for medical purposes. Who can tell me how to find her?? to
Well here I am...the rest is up to you;)))

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