For what my girlfriend can, I forgive her what she can’t.

A friend asks:
Am I smart?
Of course smart.
Honestly honestly?
Find an IQ test and you will find out.
After a time:
Find me this test, I can’t do anything!
Here is the answer to the question)
Insulted...

Because of the Great Post."

The robbers met the traveller and killed him. In the cat found a couple of coins and bread with salt. They took the coins and ate the bread, and the fat did not touch – fasting!

xxx: some factory made a batch of socks in canned banks
When will they start to roll out the socks? I didn't find a pair - pulled off the roll, went on business
YYY: Mother of Jesus, this is genius!

K to:
Give me a liter of beer.

Z is:
I took.

K to:
: *
The smart! Do not drink anymore.
I will be at 8.

Z is:
I knew there was a hike somewhere.

I always take my phone with me to the toilet. Before the procedure was completed, he laid the phone on the floor.Then, when he went out, he leaned to the phone. Now my wife asks why I worship the toilet))))

I work in a advertising agency as the head of the department. I love the moment when new staff students arrive or immediately after the institute. All such in all their appearances seeking to express who is the most creative here, - crazy colors in clothes, hairstyle, the creation of which spent time not less than on the way to the office, if it is a girl, then makeup, painted from the latest luxury of some famous brand. Or as an option - cutting on the most professional professionals - that the costume "white top " black bottom" was sitting, as on a clipboard picture, talking stamps from guides for successful managers. Those and others on full-time employees in blue jeans and sweaters from the mass-market look astonished - to tell where the glitch, where chic, where creative...

If in the interval from a week to a month a person realized that creativity is a little more difficult than it was invented, and it is necessary to penetrate in work, rather than in their own image, they will work. If not, he will probably go to the administration soon with a complaint that we have something wrong.

c has

Vocabulary
A terrorist pedophile came to us today.

Crimson
Anime and 3D printer he brought with him.

Meklon
... about pirate mp3-shots quietly spoke...

Meklon
... smoking up the internet, he praised suicides...

4el:Let’s say so...he’s so dumb that I’t be surprised if he folds the key, checks the key "s"...

XHH: Did you hear the series about Faina Ranevskaya being filmed?
Have you already made the mask?

The main discrimination in this society is age discrimination. If you’re over 25-30, or even over 40, you can’t do anything. You can’t change a profession, you can’t study on a budget, you can’t study on a student exchange program, you can’t, after all, fuck young third-school girls. Shame on you, comrades, we have to do something about it.

I agree, I support it! I just didn’t understand about third-class girls...I started fucking them at third-class, and I continue to do so until I’m going to stop. Uncle Vichy, 52 years old.
As in an anecdote:
The Advertisement. I give a room to 2 students. I will not give up, the years are not.

Such an impression that our government as Gypsies, convincing us that the money is wasted and should be given to officials!!! to

But they are exactly the same pathos, with flying posters, parades and demanding rights.

It does not matter, no matter. Cossacks are going. In the spring, cyclists take a ride. Even under some love or forgive God, leprosy. Let people go, it’s a pity. None of my acquaintances have yet submitted to the Cossacks after such parades.

The closer the spring, the more I hate dogs.

At work, colleagues-men from the office were presented on February 23 the most expensive cheap postcards with hamsters in camouflage trussels and officer fours and all day filled with banality about our defenders. At the same time, almost everyone who depicted a fierce love for the dissertation until 27, who suffers from a deadly form of flatfoot, who runs straight away from the military committee... At lunch, everyone slipped to the office kitchen to celebrate, and the retired major Petrov promptly removed a bottle of cognac from the table and went to drink with translators - those at least all military obliged.

Advertising on one website.
"Potence is not scary even at 60"
I will just leave it here.

Why is there not a word that conveys a sudden change of feelings, but for the purpose of making friends? Someone is probably facing something like that. Communicated with a man, communicated, and then Bach - and you want to be friends with him until there is no urine. I got caught up in him, like. Or, on the contrary, like you are friends, and then you catch yourself in the thought that you have been friends for a long time, dry somehow. Friendly and divided. Friendship at first sight. And an undivided friendship. I am like a friend, and in response they are friendly with me, or even just a acquaintance. What is the name of a friend in a friendzone? In general, a lot of emotional states are somehow not covered by the dictionary.

Company on technical support, all strongly pumped skill of telepathy, in the chat four Alexei. The question arises, how to contact each of them in the chat, so that it is immediately clear.
Alexey 1: just write Lecha, but the main thing at the time of writing think and emphasize what you need, then it is immediately clear to whom you are addressing.
Alexey 2: Yeah you are naked
That’s why I’m crying at night.
Because of these woods.

here here :
Ppiexaal κ babyšκe pοmοch pοdοmy. Pοppοcil eë dealτe mne tea, pοa I pylecοshy. Chepez fiοt a minute inοspaščajuj on the cheese: on the plate are cooked three cοsiki, a number ofοm are heated макарοnow, on the plate wrinkled cheese, in the teaspoon freshly cooked black tea. Now I'm going to break up with my girlfriendοs and move to my grandmother forever.

Well, I compared the life experience of the girl and the life experience of my grandmother. Your grandfather may be a thousand times better than you.

When I got out of work, a crying mom was waiting for me at home. The mother attended a reporting and election concert, which was given to her son at school. It was "The Night Before Christmas".
Most of all I liked Cossack Chub. They did not find him this Ukrainian catsave, so there was a nork palantine on Chuba. With the tails...
...I imagined a 6-class boy in a nork palate, stuck in a bag, and naturally hugged with his mom. Art who understands.