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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №4635
 03.05.2008
Traffic near the Cross Bridge in the center, 30 April, everyone runs on the landscape,

Traffic is hot! Under the detachment, on the separator, the cat tries

Crossing the road. Chances of success are zero...I’m on the left, I think.

Now I'll stop, I'll take the animal into the car... I didn't have time... I saved him.

Man in the shape of GIBDD stopped traffic on the road from 5 (FIVE!!!)

The track, moved the cat to the sidewalk.

That is all.

P.S I think he is a man with a big letter.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4634
 03.05.2008
The experience of ancient Greece and the United States shows that without slaves

Democracy is not created.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №4633
 03.05.2008
Exactly 14 years ago, on May 1, 1994, the great racer Ayrton Senna died.

Irton, we remember...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4632
 03.05.2008
He: You and I stand on the beach, the waves hit the stones, everyone went to sleep, the light bulbs burn with an orange light, the warm wind blows from the sea, the breeze hits us, I gently take you by the pen, I embrace you with my other hand.
kiss gently in my lips.

She : and?

He: and we go to the fucking room and then sleep)))))

She is shit xD

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4631
 03.05.2008
Katherine is great! I watched "Blood and Chocolate" yesterday. I very liked

Noah, I did not look. Is it about anal sex? It is :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №4630
 03.05.2008
Polish (15:09:05 21/04/2008)
This is a wise question.
Polsky (15:09:10 21/04/2008)
But no answer.
Fersh (15:09:14 21/04/2008)
thanks
Fersh (15:09:40 21/04/2008)
Have you sought?
Polsky (15:10:01 21/04/2008)
I am not of meat.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4629
 03.05.2008
XXX is
ahahahahahah
XXX is
It was burned by Rennes.
XXX is
=) is
YYYY
what
YYYY
) is
XXX is
Valery was beaten by a husband, Jasmine was also a husband.
Bishop: I am not married.
XXX is
= = )

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4628
 03.05.2008
Today I was crossing the road on a pedestrian crossing, and some idiot was flying on his rotting six with such a speed that I decided that I would definitely be fucking fucking if he didn’t stop. What was my surprise when this very "my shit" started to brake and stopped half a meter from the zebra, stepping his nose into the asphalt, as the left front wheel broke out along with the ball. He was still talking to me, but I did not hear.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №4627
 03.05.2008
Maybe I was late for a month, it was relevant somewhere on April 1, but still a very important grammar question.
If I have not forgotten the Russian language course, then:
ON is written separately if it is used as a substantive. For example: Natasha smoothly descended on my ass.
NAHU is written together if the vector is implied (distance + direction). Example: Those who disagree with this quotation can thin columns tope.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4626
 02.05.2008
– and??? ? to And then??? ? to ???? ? to And then??? ? to

You won’t be able to see a quote posted in the last 24 hours until you vote for it.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4625
 02.05.2008
Nothing reminds of age as much as virginity.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4624
 02.05.2008
I watched Intuition - there guess gay.
Please tell me, are you gay?
Unfortunately not.

I was just rolling *ROFL*

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4623
 02.05.2008
The city was covered by snow...
Marathon (13:10:59 30/04/2008)
I decided to buy a strawberry and tomorrow in the oven to burn it... and you will do the blasphemy... on the strawberry dressed, on the table the bed of a newspaper or an old cloth, well, there are cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, I will turn on the sounds of the forest and we will celebrate the first of May... even single-use dishes
Voronoff (13:11:19 30/04/2008)
There is artificial smoke.
Mar-work (13:11:33 30/04/2008)
to walk on the balcony, so that no civilization
Voronoff (13:11:40 30/04/2008)
of the G)
Mary-working (13:12:54 30/04/2008)
Wash your hands there from half a cup... and on the table-salt in the spark box, or better without a table, on the floor, where we in nature the table will take.
and also hope to swallow the knots and put under the pop for the sharpness of the sensations of nature...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №4622
 02.05.2008
You can only look and lick :-)
I am standing on my knees before you.
Beer is...
And I stretch up a tight belt on your pants.
I touch the hand of your excited penis.
Natasha: Do you feel it?
Beer is AHA!
I throw my pen into your pants.
I feel the table.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №4621
 02.05.2008
The real hazard is when the installation of a 15 gigabyte game is at 98%, the disk is free of 200 megabytes and the film is quickly copied from the blocked disk to free up space.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4620
 02.05.2008
noemotion: I strongly suspect that the well-known brand "Hello kitty" was created on the basis of the simple Albanian expression "kit, cookie"...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4619
 02.05.2008
Mario, Mario... and I jumped to another world (remember the big yellow monkeys?) I put it on the note. Graphics - grandmother EGA... jumped in a MINUTE, although the disgrace is not the biggest. In a minute, I downloaded and installed the game that I played with five-inch discs in my childhood.

This is all a prelude. What I am leading...

How do you go through that level where you climb the stairs, and there the yellow monkey launches energy balls on the floor? I had to do so that they burned the floor, but I forgot how.


The car must put a shield and then break the door and sit behind the shield.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №4618
 02.05.2008
S.A (Chairman*) on Friday says that he has a anniversary - 5 years in the company, and here, typically, invites all those interested from the department to bowling. Well, all started, for the balls slid down - gave the operator, not the trails, but drank and found delicious))
Time of payment - the officer brings the account.
S.A He looks, breathes his breath, gets his mouth and counts the blue papers: "Once, two, three, four, five, fuck... six, fuck... seven fuck..."))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №4617
 02.05.2008
XXX:Who knows how to send SMS using ISQ to the megaphone?

YYY :
1st Determine the free port on which ISQ will work
2nd Submit a proposal to the RFC on ISQ standardization (optional but desirable)
Three Hire programmers to write ISQ servers and clients for different platforms
4 is Develop an add-on to the ISQ protocol, allowing you to arrange an SMS gate, submit suggestions in the RFC (optional, but desirable)
5 is Agree with the leading cellular operators, do not forget MegaFon.
6 is Hire programmers to write an SMS plugin for the ISQ client.
7 is Send SMS via ISQ.

and luck!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4616
 02.05.2008
Why do you drink coffee all the time? You are tea :)
I am not a cannibal.

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