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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15573
 03.04.2009
On the 1st of April, all of Russia worked. Thanks to Basu!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15572
 03.04.2009
I am (23:45:01 28/03/2009)
My grandmother was fucking fucked half a night.

she (23:45:35 28/03/2009)
I have had no sex since Monday.

I am (23:45:36 28/03/2009)
And then I woke up

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №15571
 02.04.2009
Skypidar is coming to us.
{21:23:51} Lexa-xa> Skypidar: Hi heavenly Pidar!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15570
 02.04.2009
Operation "Nahui House2"
On the desktop, create a DoSTNT.bat file with the following content:
ping -t -l 65500 -i 255 -w 10 tnt.ru
If desired, it can be started several times.
The main thing is that we (those who took home) a lot =)
Anonymous is anonymous? Let it pinch for days.
It will be written "The waiting interval for the request has been exceeded." so it is necessary,
We don’t wait for the server’s response (we’re afraid of its answers), but simply fluim.
The Botnet owners are with us! = = )

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15569
 02.04.2009
In the cars of the Minsk metro right above the doors hangs a advertisement, where in large letters is written "Predominant collection of clowns".
At a peak hour, this is the subject.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15568
 02.04.2009
With Gorbaty Zaporozhye, I had this – I was from Ukraine, a man votes in the Prudkov area. I stopped, took him. And "Square" "Square" There is a spark and gasoline, and it doesn’t start, it stung and that’s all. The man goes out, walking 50 meters along the road. I took the car and everything worked. I go. He came back and voted again. I sat again. Zeppelin is down again. The man had to go back. He goes back 30 meters. Without doing anything, I buy. See also "Moscow" The man brakes him. He is stopping. I took the box and went. I see - a man from Moskovich goes out - he also stunned - I didn't stop, I walked past. I have never stumbled, neither this day nor then.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15567
 02.04.2009
Pasha shrugged and shouted "Work Negroes!!!" completed in the task manager "System failure"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15566
 02.04.2009
35 (13:53:15 31/03/2009)
When I come, I will come close to you. I will look into your bottomless lake eyes, gently conduct the fingertips on the gentle cheek, beard and thin trembling neck. You get stuck like a cat in the sunshine, and I, taking advantage of the moment, clamp my forehead to your forehead and whisper: hello... and then just a blow of kissing. sweet as a volcano and passionate as a butterfly’s wing.
Dimm (13:53:51 31/03/2009)
I always knew you were gay.
35 (13:54:39 31/03/2009)
You see, it has caught you! If you used to say simply "Here you are a peder", then now you are a gentle "gay"...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15565
 02.04.2009
Cinema is coming. American and filmed in America. I saw... The wasteland!! I am ballet! And then he drowned. The pair rolls in the front and the engine is in the back. The horses!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15564
 02.04.2009
"... Let’s be honest – it’s time. Gl. The engineer costs times more than the time of the admin..."
"... p.s. He has survived three "classic" admins. The fourth does not conflict with the users..."
"...I think this guy will stay for a long time. With a good salary. Learn to..."

Nihua is not good.
He said his time is worth more than his.
And he, fucking, sets up the entire IT-structure. He is in good shape and cares about the company.
The task of the system administrator is to first develop the general structure of the entire network, then configure the servers all you need, and then maintain it all.Imagine that your entire network collapsed, servers died and all that...Calculate the losses for at least a day.

And users on the buttons to press - the task of "enikey".
And there is also a system engineer - his task - all kinds of iron... well there and the cable to pull the network...
And you combine all this in one person, and then you say that his time is worth much less than yours.
You admire how good he is.

Go yourself and try the project of the aircraft to create, and in the workshop to set up the machinery, and conduct the wiring, and then go, crazy, to explain to the routers how to work on this machinery and why when I press the button, the machine whispers and something turns there.
has presented? And now get out of the bastion, there are IT-shakers sitting.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15563
 02.04.2009
She: Well, I didn’t smoke at all. I would like to try.
He: Yes, nothing is good. Only unreasonable fun, dumb behavior and sweet hunting.
She: Mmm, if you think I’m always in that state.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №15562
 02.04.2009
A writer, I have gone. I was lonely, I didn’t want to sleep. Going off from the second comp to no (I have my own line on each), hacked the first computer from it and started typically hacking. He called for support and caught the hacker with the girl until half-third. I go on a date tomorrow. Support is our all. Do not offend them!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15561
 02.04.2009
Alexander, calm your hormones and hide your penis back in your pants... he seems to be communicating with me on the asky.


[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №15560
 02.04.2009
I wonder, and can I just chew on the rating in contact?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №15559
 02.04.2009
The personality crisis is severe against the backdrop of the cash crisis.
Nick Blue

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15558
 02.04.2009
Not my husband told me. He works in a commercial base, and there, in
The guard has dogs in the state. Among them are distinguished
One is not a dog, but a dog (more accurately, a cowboy) - a Caucasian with a compound
I don’t know what, there seemed to be a bear and a dog.
Baskerville (although it doesn't shine, but it's terribly scary to approach!). this
Dogs are allowed to walk only at night, and only on the territory of the base,
Not to be afraid of the spring.) is
But there are more in the trading base (right!) Mice in the state.
There must also be a cat animal. It consists of. and this
The worker is a cat, no, a cat! He even catches mice during the day, but at night...
at night... Near the village, and there are so many cute cats that are already
It was spring madness.
Once the cat came back to work in the morning all scratched.
Another time, the cat returned to work in the morning with a bitten ear.
For the third time, the cat came to work with a broken lap.
For the fourth time, the guards did not find the thunder on the territory of the base.
No cats or dogs.
The workers came back for lunch. They walked on the road from the village shoulder to shoulder.
(as far as possible with the difference in height), on both faces, more precisely,
on the mouths, there was an expression of complete bliss - the cat: finally, he
all the beautiful, and none of the locals stumbled, near such a
The bodyguard! The dog finally showed me how to get out.
From here, I just caught them all.
The spring unites...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №15557
 02.04.2009
Vasily Dalton is sure to collect a Rubik’s Cube in 10 seconds!
by anekdoton.ru

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15556
 02.04.2009
of Ostrom?
I lie on the couch in old jeans, my legs in disgrace. The woman passes by, makes a comment:"You have a hole between your leg".
And then it came out:"You too"
Now here is something the left cheek is red and the eye hurts :(

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №15555
 02.04.2009
I am standing in a traffic jams, and I really stand, 15 minutes already.From nothing to do I start to spin with the trunk.Well, I notice that the machine is on the left, and in it the magnetol shines like me (I am on the self-driving and I sit above) Interested. He got the controller and turned off the man's magnetol.Pause, he turned it on. I adjusted the sound to him, set the channels.In total, 10 minutes of the man brought to white hardening. He pulled the panel and removed...
The Uncle Au

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15554
 02.04.2009
Chuck Norris and 3 Nigers Escape from Zombies
YYY: A Nahua 3 Niger?
xxx: the audience wants blood

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