Nuremberg
We Senya and Sascha gave the heat... forgot about the certificate and when they remembered they were in the hell on the clothes dressed in nips that... generally such a picture. We go to school with helmets on our heads and see around the people in ball dresses and costumes...this is where the pipet began. Everyone came together as if they had seen the clowns, well, they lived with them and with the watchman who did not want to let us go... and here she is! The solemn part! Everyone is announced in the microphone, everyone is baffled, the guys come out in elegant costumes, the girls in long elegant dresses, with lush hairstyles, only the ticking of heels and the ticking of evening dresses was heard. announce my name and here I go out... in shorts, don't bother, a messy jacket with a helmet in the hands and leather gloves... I think the comments are unnecessary

Alexis
No one has been able to send the whole system of secondary education so far.)

There is only one way to get a Russian person to read the license agreement: to write it on an air refresher.

Matthew_Kane: I’m not tired of admired by IKEA’s ingenuity. Well, they distributed the names of their range there, so that every poor taburet of fenery was no longer a victim of factory abortion, but a "Lakk" chair, and seemed to hamsters a handmade product, which was assembled manually by Swedish virgins. Today I was just thrilled. The fact that the couch is quickly wiped and wiped, they have in the catalog called "soft coating with memory effect".

I: Fuck, I just fought with Lenka. I sent her shortly!! Going to the club to shoot?
Lena: What is it!!!!?? to
The window is wrong...

I have a friend in the status "I baked beauty". Either the German woman is waiting for me at home in the evening, or she is in the solarium again.

Service in Moscow.
I called the prostitute, it was necessary to rehearse the speech for the candidate (well, there was no one else), so she not only was not surprised, but also wrote a whole list of comments.

Vera: We were in the guests yesterday at the R-s, watching the photos from their last rest. You know what figure Max has, and now he has lost a little weight, and now the torso has become very, very good...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Vera: Well I don’t know, in my opinion, it’s the opposite – it’s healed, there’s no waist...
One news is better than the other.

A healthy country is when the number of gyms and cycling trails near your home exceeds the number of establishments selling alcohol.

It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

In the electric. A guy with a girlfriend, apparently a couple, both of them 20 years old.
The girl turns a ticket in her hands, paying attention to the number.
Today is 22nd...
“And what?
22 of June.
“Well and?”
What is “well and?” The war began.
“What one?”
Which one? The Great Homeland.
“?! “When?”
Are you mocking? Family 41-45 years and Hitler. and fascism. You remember
The song is: “June 22, exactly at 4 o’clock...” How can you not
to know?? to
“Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! I would say so immediately. How can I know when it started? I am not guilty that this day is not celebrated and is not celebrated in Russia. The girl silenced.
This would end the story on such a sad note, however... one of the neighbors of a young man, joyfully, with a happy face:
Sorry, young man, this is so interesting!! to
Healthy and beautiful!! How lucky I was!! Can I find out
What is your name, what is your education and who do you work for?
“Why the ET?”
Sorry, I heard your conversation with a girl. You know, I am writing a diploma on the subject of "Degradation of the young generation", and I would very much like to describe your example!!!!"
The boy flew out of the wagon.
The second woman, smiling, "Svetk... and long lying to him about writing a diploma invented?"
Not very long.
The girl, by the way, so in the car further and was driving... alone.

13-year-old Katya, coming home and seeing her mother in her school uniform, realized that today she would sleep with her grandmother.

Graduate status of jur. After the defense of the diploma:

A suit, a tie and a shirt. Now I am a graduate cocoa)))

Probably, in any drinking company, someone will find some acquaintance, which neither hero does nor doher gets.

I sent a girl -
The painting of the Disney Mermaid.
And the comment below:
The shit! Not to fuck or eat.

The answer struck with his creativity -
No cat, no fantasy.
Stir into the mouth and eat the bottom part.)

The Antivanil:
She loves toothbrush, vodka, hats and out that bunch of dirty punks.

from school memories.
In the middle of the class, sometimes the girls came in white coats and each began to crawl in hairstyles. Here’s your turn, and you think, “Hospadi, if only I couldn’t find anything! It is a disgrace for a lifetime. How to live afterwards? not found. Fowu, it went through!" – and even steam on the forehead. The universe? The Army? A married life? Okay well. The school! It is like war. Character and nerves harden. Cleansing of evolution.
by sun_jumper

[7:40:41] Evgeny: And I was barely rooted, I turned away in time (((
[7:40:58] Maxim is? to
[7:41:02] Maxim: for what reason?
[7:41:06] Maxim: Who is it?
[7:41:08] Maxim: Where is it?
[7:41:13] Maxim: How is it?
[7:41:13] Evgeny: For what a jerk not to fuck!!!! to
[7:42:30] Evgeny: Karoche I go from the stop to my home. The mood is fucking! There is a girl in front of me, full of...
[7:42:52] Evgeny: The 1992 inscription on the back.
[7:43:29] Eugene: I decided to joke. I wonder if you have a year of publication?? to
[7:44:34] Eugene: She turned, I saw the face and gave out: "Suddenly the deadline"
[7:44:54] Eugene: I have had lunch (((
[7:45:02] Maxime: the wicked man))))
[7:45:18] Eugene: Well I didn’t stand up!!!and (

VaargVike: from the forum about the discussion of Sony Ericsson some there
I use a Siemens C35. Apparatus is pleased. The price is competitive with all models. The lack of a variety of built-in games is easily compensated by the fact that you can play on the phone itself. There is football, volleyball and rugby, and more than 115,000 games. The thickness of the phone is stunning, especially when it flies into your forehead. and implacable. I easily catch the general trend of consumers - the phone is ringing and fine.

I went to the ambulance this morning to see what I sold. I sell the Sunday booklets. I see a message such as UsamaBenLaden bought a blessed book of resurrection.
Serbian

Yesterday I learned the second version of the international appeal "meade! We are here!"
Space: Above and Beyond is a pilot series. Hysterical cries for help, the bulky translator with a calm voice translates as "May day, May day..."

He is not from Earth.

In the 3rd century B.C., the ancient Greek philosopher Hrysippus served his donkey with wine, and then died of laughter as he watched him try to eat the insect.