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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №66453
 03.07.2012
Hustler (15:46:59 2/07/2012)
You will need a separate tent.? to

Singer (15:47:24 2/07/2012)
I have

Singer (15:47:31 2/07/2012)
A tent and bedroom.

Singer (15:47:46 2/07/2012)
I will need to collect it separately.
For me, it’s just a piece of fabric and iron.
And then OP! by TA-DA-DA The tent stands.

Singer (15:49:02 2/07/2012)
What is between, I don’t know.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №66452
 03.07.2012
Conversation with a friend:
My tooth of wisdom is growing. So hurt...
Who has grown up now?! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №66451
 03.07.2012
XXX: Brother at home?
XXX: Where did you go?
XXX: How long has it been?
Yyy: No, and what I thought he was with Toba he was probably with Natasha
Do you want a bottle of beer?
yyy: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
xxx: write this same, only without a single mistake: "no what I thought that he was with taboos he is probably with Natashka "
If one of the three attempts succeeds, I get a bottle of beer.
YYY: Okay and what should I do?
xxx: write this "no and what I thought that he was with taboos he probably has ", only without a single grammar and spelling error
We will nurture in you love of the Russian language.
XXX: Starting
Q: What should I do to drink beer?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66450
 03.07.2012
I belong to the human appearance only because I have nowhere to go.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66449
 03.07.2012
From the hub, Plan B in case of failure of WP (for Nokia):

Diamond: I hope that Plan A will still work, and Nokia will take over at least 10% of the smartphone market – Android can’t do without competition.
JavaScript: And I’m hoping (working in Nokia)!
Where do you work with your nick? and :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №66448
 03.07.2012
XXX: He would not be happy! I sucked so much that my plumbing flew out.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №66447
 03.07.2012
Around the War Forum:

XHHH: Eeee... Baltic to pick up – the department is enough. Only a telegram was repelled in Riga that the occupation contingent moved from Sebez station by flight Moscow-Riga - in two coupe of the second wagon. Please place and pay for travel.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №66446
 03.07.2012
I searched for a bike on the website. I liked the announcement of the sale of one "self-made":
"made for himself, a new brake system, replaced all consumers, a new battery 75 A / h, trade to tears, etc. I need money. I’m going to get married 😉"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66445
 03.07.2012
Porca is an amazing and effective method of education. The strikes are done on the ass, and the fool flies out of the brain.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66444
 03.07.2012
I last weekend on the thresholds was so there at the end of the cascade of a cloud of dwarfs swimming and fishing hunting. There was just an offensive place to jump from the rocks as a result of one impressive lady also decided to swim there. In the end, when a snake with a fish in the teeth came out before her, there was an offgenic monologue for 20 minutes I listened.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66443
 03.07.2012
I come to work this morning. Monday is hard. and here...
My colleague, who was responsible for the flowers, went on vacation. On the wall under the window is a huge ad: FLOWERS!!! Water once a week. in p. and p.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66442
 03.07.2012
Do you want a joke?
xxx to go.
Yyy: A person has a blind spot in the eye. I’ll give you a list of the same phrases, but one of them is different. If you look in the middle of the text, you will not notice this phrase. is cool? I invented it myself. and :)
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
YYY: Try it too. and ;))
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
YYY is out of the chat.
X: I said I can’t see it.

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66441
 03.07.2012
X: Inna really wasn’t drunk?
Y: No, she and I drank a bottle of vodka for two and went home sober.
X: Russian fucking people
I drank a bottle of vodka and went home sober.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №66440
 03.07.2012
Afftobus: I watched TV yesterday. I asked a few questions:
1) Why do all transmissions "health" talk exclusively about diseases?
Is there really no good news in the world?
Why has alcohol become the symbol of any holiday and the only method to get out of depression and remembrance of the deceased?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №66439
 03.07.2012
from comments

Sanya Kirillov
Timothy, which time I repeat, I am not in the army, but a student of the Air Force, and why did you this?? to

Roman Hamoff
I also want to be a BBC student.


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66438
 03.07.2012
I read ads in one online game
He smiled :
I am looking for a girl for a serious relationship. 13 to 16 years. A rating of at least 1000. Reputation is not important. I will help with resources and reinforcement. Write in the face. See also"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66437
 03.07.2012
From the article on job search for it-shniks:
Bring your appearance into a presentation. And keep it in this form, at least until the device comes to work.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №66436
 03.07.2012
From the Girls Forum:
After I drove a guy with a compop out of the bedroom into the kitchen (I couldn’t fall asleep because of tapping a key and a mouse), my cat had a strange predisposition to gain weight. The intelligence obtained by going into the kitchen at an hour, at two and three at night just cut me down.
It turns out to be a vicious animal (not a cat!) Every half hour he poured a full bowl of sacrifice into the cat, so that another insidious animal (cat!) He did not climb on his knees, on the keyboard, did not get confused in the wires of the mouse and headphones, and in no way prevented him from playing this dumb devil!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №66435
 03.07.2012
XXX: I’m going to eat a strawberry
YYY :?? to
I forgot to remove the strawberries ice cream in the refrigerator. Now I have a strawberry.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66434
 03.07.2012
The news slides:
The accident involving VAZ-2114 and VAZ-2107 occurred in the night from 29 to 30 June... Drivers did not contact the police, but instead called their friends and acquaintances to the scene, as a result of which about 40 people were involved in the conflict.
As a result of the fighting was damaged the car VAZ-2109.
VAZ-2109 will be used.

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