Alex: although I don’t understand if the franchise is there or a branch
Max: Is there really a difference?
Alex: Well, a franchise is just a sale of a name... and a branch is a cut leg, thrown into a foreign land and rooted...

With flowers, all men are wrong.
If you don’t make a mistake in choosing a woman, you won’t have to make a mistake in choosing a color.
zzz: if you do not make a mistake with the choice of OS, you will not have to make a mistake with the choice of a woman
vvv: words are not a boy, but nerds

The time is five o’clock in the morning, the shop place in the basement. Behind the shelf is a man with a bunch of tattoos and scars. Go to the cigarettes and the following scene occurs:
Does Kent have a fourth?
– No
Winston is blue?
Also not
What is on sale?
Here the man carefully inspects the room, looks at the monitor, where the image is shown from the camera above the entrance and opening the window with a clever smile in a quiet voice says: Woot, I have a goods, oboe.

Chehall
Why is there no sympathy phone?
/Petersburg
Naughty
Chehall
You call there, you tell who has offended you, and they say to you: "Out-the road poor, glamorous, nice, and the rest are all pidaras, pidaras, pidaras!"
/Petersburg
and :)
ChehAll (17:01:13 5/06/2014)
It is not a solution, even if it is an option.

Manana: What does he not like? Not educated, but kind and mindful!
Recon105: It is beyond the boundary of good and evil! I, after he plugged into the universal charging connector on the phone, knocked without any tension down my head, I don't want to communicate with him at all! There is power, there is no mind.
Maniana: well you know it as a joke about anal sex - " came in" ))
Recon105: In his case, he’t look for holes in his body at all – he’d fuck it all through!

Difficulties in relationships arise when a woman is unable to acknowledge the fact that her contribution to her husband's failure is no less than to success.

Dmitry Naumenko

It turns out to be such a cool thing - to put instructions from any household appliances in the toilet!

This (This )

"Hey, yes, schoolchildren are soldiers in wartime."

The EGE is not given at 8 years, but at 16, imho, it is time to learn to cope with stress, especially since there are metal detectors and cameras, not automatic machines. How will these kids get to work in a few years??? There, after all, strangers will ask different questions, you will need to answer verbally, etc.
I am sorry, it is overwhelming.

I have a whore living outside my window, which is dragging because it is screaming loudly on the whole base... this bird has already screwed all the brains... so he sits on a warm concrete plate and starts screaming... he hears how loud it is (because some echo is still there), pleasures and continues to crack... soon I will stop loving birds.

Sometimes there’s the idea that girls think that when they say ‘sorry’ they’re somewhere in the toolbar of life, the ‘undo’ button is pressed and everything they’ve put together is shit! and is cancelled.

to this:
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Yatsenyuk: We understand that the price is $ 268. The United States was nothing but a bribe of the previous power. However, we consider this price a market price and insist onining that price.

How is? How can two mutually exclusive thoughts be placed in one head? Is it a bribe or a market price?? to
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What is incomprehensible. This is the market price of the bribe, the person receiving it agrees with it and offers to continue the practice.

On the weekend, I was with my husband at the corporate of his firm (well, not quite corporate, so, a trip to the city with shells). And they have one manager there - a sales champion. In terms of sales, it is very different from the rest. And about her ways of selling these legends go. I heard another. One girl went to the toilet, and hears a loud voice of this lady from the cabin, clearly on the phone: "Yes, or you are buying goods from us right now, or I am going to the church, I will put a candle, and you will never get up!" - and loudly washes the water, putting a point in the conversation. The storyteller thoughtfully finished this story - "And what do you think? The money was transferred in half an hour!"

Today I go to work in the subway, a man enters the car and starts selling a figure scissor for cutting vegetables. especially insists that, say, dear hostesses - now you can easily cut salads and children and yourself, carrots, apples, cabbage, chips even yourself without flavourings, as said all this will be useful for your family and children. Cut the carrot and so on.
There is a mom around me with two or four years of age. The girl stopped asking for drink and roaring, and listened to all this panigyric of fresh vegetables, opening her mouth.
The man ends up and goes to another car.
The girl resolutely:
“This uncle... everything he said... I don’t like it!

It was told as nonsense, but still...My boyfriend was practicing in a children’s hospital. There was a one-year-old child with a fracture of the base of the skull, very heavy, he fell from a pot on a thick carpet.

I also practiced in a children’s hospital. The Psychologist. So, 80% of all “fall from a pot, broke a leg in three places.” Doctors for the most part kick their heads and do not go further, because otherwise they will be forced to report to the police (then the police), social protection, and so on, and they need it? And if the child is already more or less speaking, in the conversation it turns out that the father knocked the drunk, or the mother was angry at the spilled soup and pushed, and all in that spirit. No, Daddy is not an eternally drunk guard, but a "meyeeeenager", just a bad day and even a couple of liters of beer didn't help. And the mother - not flying on a young fool, interrupting on a scant wage of a cleaner, and a "office worker" with a higher education, just very tired of the child's caprices.
And there was also a five-year-old girl, who lost her fingers on one hand due to her father's neglect - broke the iron door of the entrance. Father, by the way, after this left the family and completely eliminated himself from the daughter's life - "I can't see the suffering of the child!"
Pay attention to the children, short. Stretch your brain, remember yourself in childhood and throw in what amounts and in what form. and all. The solution to most problems begins with the action "Enter the brain". A lot of people miss it...

What is your urgent job? Has done already?
I’m sitting and I’ve been putting a stake on the customers for an hour... and I feel with my spinal cord that their patience is running out, and they are about to kill me.)
But they are so comfortable on them...

Original from the page of one girl:
I hate the fools who brain e@ut, and then as if nothing was gone, and that my cockroaches suffer compensation to pay no need!??? I need the elements!!! to

For love, you want a decent woman, for sex, you want a disorderly woman.

The court in a civil case, the buyer of a new apartment (claimant, I) claims that the builders did not complete the work. The construction company swears and fears that the work was done and, as proof, leads the judge (C) to the meeting of the living brigadier (B), who allegedly performed the work.
Q: Brigadier, did you do the work?
B: Yes I did it.
Q: Was it done correctly?
B: Yes, for sure
C: When was it performed?
B: 3 April
Who gave you the keys to your apartment?
B: Construction company
Q: How could they give you the keys if the apartment was handed over to a customer with a full set of keys on February 1?
B: I was given the keys.
Q: Did you give the keys to the brigadier?
No, I didn’t, I see him for the first time.
Q: So you were in the plaintiff’s apartment on April 3 and did work?
B is yes.
Q: So you illegally entered the residential area. Criminal proceedings must be initiated.
B: I didn’t do the job. I did not enter anywhere. I see them all for the first time.

Could you explain to your children that television channels were switched by flatwaters before?

X: Once we talked about diletantism. Someday I came to the department. He went to the laboratory of geoinformatics and digital cartography and asked where the 2nd hospital is located and how to get to it.