I was 12-13 years old, remembered, because criminal responsibility in our country comes from 14, and I did not do anything then, which you will not say about parents )))



One day, when I called my friend, I stumbled on the auto-responder, and somehow pressed the button * on the number-receiver (I understand what sounds, as it is not very plausible, but try to believe it; -)) After pressing this key, the auto-responder silenced, and my curiosity did not give me peace, I began to press on everything in a row, I sat so min 10, then re-called, already deliberately pressed the star, and again the auto-responder stopped the conversation, I understood that he was waiting for something ) At that age I still did not realize that I was essentially doing 'Brutsford', searching for possible combinations of passwords on the auto-responder. But since the password was 2x significant (I learned about it later) pick it up wasn’t difficult, but so far you don’t know it, you just sit and knock on all the buttons in a row waiting for a miracle. I didn’t even know what to expect and just waited. And then at one point, the auto respondent spoke again, but not with the voice of my girlfriend’s mother, but in English, that’s kind of press seven to write new message, etc., because my mom has an English teacher, I didn’t need special hints, I pressed the number 7, he offered to write a message, what I said, damn that what I could then say, unknown how, I hacked someone else’s auto respondent, I’m damned, I understand people who hack the site of some organization and leave there an image with unnecessary content, I just said JOPA ), re-called and I replied, with a joyful greeting of 4 letters.



And here, as it turned out, all the city services 001, 060, (weather and time), all the movie theaters, etc., were subjected to such a simple method. You call, you press * during the auto-responder's conversation, after he silences you pick the combinations from 00-99 and any of them, you are answered by a familiar English voice. I imagined the faces of adults who were calling to know the weather, and to them some small shit said that the weather would not be, or today -120 )) Here such fun was, I told all my friends, and now there was a bunch of auto responders not only from my side but also from all the small shit of the area ).



This continued for 2 months, and frankly, we were not tired of it ) Well, there was no internet, comps in essence were also special, what else was done to technically gifted crooks? )))



And one day, out of stupidity, or impunity, looking at the news, where every day something exploded at the time. We called the local movie theater, broke the auto response, spoke of all sorts of heresy about terrorists, and that they were bored to watch stupid movies and the like... Well you understand... In the evening of the same day, they knocked on my door. My mom opened, and I heard, hello, there was something in the FSB, and the head was dim, it was scary, the legs trembled, and I understood who they came for. We went to the department where I naturally confessed everything. I was told that they cancelled 2 sessions at the cinema, at the time the only one in my city (there was a second, but no one went to it), and the march will have to pay all the damages, etc., and in general you understand what puzzles I picked up at home, as well as my companion with whom we carried all that shame. The desire to hack other people's respondents fell instantly, but fortunately the owners of the cinema did not file a lawsuit against us (thanks to them for this) and we managed only a fine, and payment for the services of filmologists, etc.

In fact, this is the story with auto-responders ends, but there is not much interesting from my childhood, I will try to put it out, as the muse appears.

Everyone is good)

from machine translation instructions to household appliances: "from 1 to 20 May, values within range 1 to 20 may be selected)

In my opinion, a respected vegetarian from Debebalovka does not quite understand what sushi is.

That is to say. And no longer to suffer when you are beaten, raped, etc. We are stupid and aggressive.

Ipatso in a circle

If a man beat you, you won’t hurt a little. You are stupid and he is aggressive.

Brest shoe manufacturer “scattered” its products into canned banks
When a gift for February 23 is not only warm, but also gesture.

For some, love for the motherland wakes up after twenty-seven years.

The States. The College. Psychology of Success. After studying the article on the purpose, the teacher summarizes:
Always go to your goal. Never give up. Be successful in spite of all failures. And addressing the students. Does anyone know specific people who use these principles?
One of the students:
Yes, this is my uncle.
What did he by using the principle of never giving up?
“Thanks to him, he not only lost all the money and savings in the casino, but also the car, the country house, the apartment and got into debt.

As the wife of the President of Azerbaijan Mehriban Arif Giza Aliyev says:
“The Lord has appointed me a beloved Vice President.”

> "This same hormone, by the way, is actively produced in pregnant women." That is, it turns out that babies are stupid not because they are stupid, but still because babies?

When you’re under sperm toxicity, you’re not much smarter. But you will not deny that this is a temporary difficulty.

Indeed, studies conducted by homosexuals have shown... an evolutionally useful device can only be that which contributes to the survival of the population as a species. And now tell us, how will homosexuality, from which no one is born and no genome develops, be evolutionarily beneficial?

Listen, and the working bees in the wheat? They don’t give birth to anyone, one uterus would be enough! The ants have the same problem. Even with the same lions, deer and so on. Harem animals - in the breeding participates give god one male out of ten, and male and female will be born equally. Why, if everything is as simple as in your square nest representation? Or maybe it’s not all that simple? Per it all somehow contributes to the survival of the POPULATION, even without bringing its specific offspring?

"Epithocytes and bpats! Many of you will not survive this night, but your name will live through the year!

So what about pushing these bags with hemoglobin speech? They don’t even have the nucleus left, only they can bring oxygen.
Leukocytes must be raised! The Leukocytes!

> What comes out on the shelves is mostly impossible to read. A free book, though stur and forgot, money was not spent on it, only time.

This once again brings us back to the concept of the Anal Crow, which holds the money to the author until the reader, who paid for the copy, gives the good. If the reader feels insulted by such a scripture, he can give a hint instead to transfer this money to the explosion on Mars of a huge wreck, at the bottom of which there will be an atmosphere (inb4 spectator-login), to the sewing of false legs to crabs or to the removal of varieties of eringe, which can parasitize on the borshchevsky, in short, for at least a remotely useful activity. Obviously, when the reader’s own greed ceases to be a factor in the decision making, he becomes more objective and leaves the affairist without money only when he really has a desire to deliberately kill the shit. Again, giving money is much easier when you realize that in the event of an obvious scam you have the right to POKARAT.

"I would have had a guy like you"
Here I was when I was young, naive and unable to say: "Vasili! Do you want me to go with you?", so I tried, hints. I would have such a guy. Just like you, Vasily. Ah! But Vasily freezes there in his "friendzone", he doesn’t understand the hints and everyone is waiting for something. Who is his fault?

23 February.
Co-workers give bands with a tank and a tank driver (not to be confused with the heroine of comics and the movie, unfortunately).
A neighbor in the office notices that I take a cup from the bike festival home and leave it at work. The dialogue.
Why Why? The same new.
Not to repeat in a year.
- Hm...thought (also leaves the tank on the desk)

You have three centers of the last century in your pocket, plus unlimited access to unimaginable amounts of information, and you, the cat, love cats!

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh. The key word is workers. Have you seen a lot of homosexuals in the machine? (Except for the Dolin of Our Rashah.)
They are all directors, artists, writers to be noted. Parades on the prospectus.

What is. What is. Have you really seen "they" only on the telecast? I disappointed. 100% of the gay people I know are forced to work, no one feeds for parades. Even a couple of programmers and Sisadmin are among acquaintances. Another accountant. I know very little about the workers in principle, but I am sure they will also be there.

In the skype chat there is a discussion of the movie about honey eaters - small but very bold and living African animals.

[12:25] Click [Baldur]: The serpent bit the Beji in the eye, Beji did not like it, but I would die.

You are people like that, right?

In advanced cases, they also complain “friend” about their new boyfriend, condemning “I’d have a guy like you.”

Are you normal there at all? What religion prevents at this time to get the tongue out of the pocket and ask"Let me be them"?"

Fucking people (it’s like going to a cafe, getting a count every time, and then going again. and be surprised! And the main thing is to hope that everything will be fine...the next time it will be.

In Baikal, instead of water, a solution of chlorhexidine is poured? Then you can’t drink it at all, even with boiling.

Where are your eyes, hell! The shuttler got angry, turning George and pointing to the river. It’s not too much, I could see".
" and George cried out, starting to think. But we can’t drink the river!
"Maybe, but you can drink in the throat well, followed the answer. I’ve been drinking it for 15 years.
George objected to the guard that his appearance could not serve as a promotion of river water and that he, George, preferred well.
We got some water in the cottage, located a little higher. I think that if we were to start investigating, it would prove that this water was taken directly from the river. But we didn’t try and everything was fine. What the eye does not see, the stomach does not feel.

I had a acquaintance - Lennochka - a cute, slim girl. Lenočka loved cooking, especially her blenders were delicious. Lenocha wrapped beautiful upheaved cofflets. Lenny was perfect. and unmarried. No, she went on dates, but usually on the second date the gentleman began to complain about employment, and they did not meet again. There were guys who didn’t hide that they just wanted sex. The linen of such sewing, because it insulted her, she has a soul, and blinkers, and cofflets.
We tried to explain to Lennochko what it is not worth saying when dating:
Where are you working? What is normally paid? And how much?
And I think that a real man is obliged to sustain the whole family. A normal man does not have to work.
I, by the way, before this date made a manicure for myself - 2 hours of time spent and 5 thousand, and you only brought me a rose for 150 rubles.
Lennochke is 40, and in her life she meets only CAZLE, and no normal man.