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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4615
 02.05.2008
<Sђock> about July..... I’ll go later...pull out a piece of dishwasher....
[20:55:31] <Lia> Ugu. Tolkien will take you...
[20:55:41] <Lia> You will wash your dishes....
[20:55:55] <Palpatine> Does Tolik cast a dishwasher? An irreplaceable man in the house.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4614
 02.05.2008
[00:49:10] <SpaceMonkey> I just walked out on the balcony to smoke,and there are the grandmothers sitting with the babylon playing the hope of the babkin and they sing,pppc to what progress has come!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №4613
 02.05.2008
XXX: I have an intimate question to you.

YYYY: Yes

xxx: how to control the screw sections)))

yyy: Sorry, this is too personal ((

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4612
 02.05.2008
Chapter 111: The Fuck...
222 ! to
111: We are at war
It has 3 fortified fortresses and many small and splinter wars.
111: I have a titanium blade, a tail and a drag
We cannot exist in this universe together.
Today I have deprived him of a greater number of wars and a mother's fortress.
111, but I will not stop at this.
111: and if a crossbow does not come to him overnight from a neighboring bed, he will be beaten!
I say this to you, I am a warrior with a red cutter!
111, and the

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4611
 02.05.2008
The system "you won’t see the rating until you vote" – that’s, of course, good. But then "+" and "-" should be after the quotes! Everyone votes first and then reads.

Bring to the top! Have an objective rating.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4610
 02.05.2008
I drink more and more. And then when I pour milk, I hold a glass of bottle at the corner, so that it does not shed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4609
 02.05.2008
<smirnoff> and the
<smirnoff> I want this kind of social
<smirnoff> search for houses nearby
<smirnoff> and what would Google maps flag marks
<smirnoff> where they drink now

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4608
 02.05.2008
Sometimes it seems to me that road workers argued with DPS inspectors, and they in turn stopped doing normal roads, not allowing us to exceed speed, and at this time depriving others of their wages...
by DuMkA(c)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4607
 02.05.2008
<gelt> something I wanted red caviar...
<G.FREEMAN> gelt: metni )))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4606
 02.05.2008
The conscience: Kir! My husband and I broke up.)
My Road to Heaven: Fuck it at last!
My Way to Heaven: Meaning I wanted to say, I’m sorry, like you?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4605
 02.05.2008
I made a megabyte unlimited today.
Suddenly there was nothing to do.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4604
 02.05.2008
From a recent moment, I understood the essence of female logic: it is when she can send you to the shit, and you just try to say something.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4603
 02.05.2008
Everybody on the tower today pressed on the plush to see the assessment?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4602
 02.05.2008
From the book "Times of the Year" (Orthodox folk calendar, literally):
April 24 - On this day the bear comes out of the berloge.
April 25 - The bear on this day must get up and get out of the berlog.
and :-)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4601
 02.05.2008
After bathing in the Moscow river, you will get a rainbow, a critical degree of radiation and a ride in the subway in May.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4600
 02.05.2008
xxx: yesterday porn watched, there 2 charming brunette girls chew up with ice cream
YYYYYYYYYYY =) is
The dog wanted an ice cream.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4599
 02.05.2008
< VeRmys > I_Zoyberg
< @CryVEDco > O_o
< @CryVEDQO > daddy?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4598
 02.05.2008
Glory: we all dream of a big, sports, red car)))???))
Catherine: no, we dream of a big black jeep, we just want a car)))
Do we want and dream different things?? to
Yes, I dream of chocolate, but I want to lose weight)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №4597
 02.05.2008
XXX is
To you or to me?
YYYY
Come to me tomorrow for lunch.
XXX is
Go to the pharmacy?
XXX is
Buy something for tea.
YYYY
Hematogenic

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4596
 02.05.2008
Are you sure that herpes is sexually transmitted?
KIREG: I have seen it!

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