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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15553
 02.04.2009
From the Fire:

This is how disappointed in life you need to be in 5 minutes to look at the crafts-made envelope in the form of a panda bear, spin it without suspicion and say, oh how cute it is... he is so lovely... this mouse! How wonderful! Thank you, I really like him!
“Yeah... Yule, that’s a boxer... that’s... that’s like a ring!”

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15552
 02.04.2009
XHH: Once I got a piece of the ship in the bank... I barely broke the tooth... now I am concerned about canned foods.

It was a bonus. If in the course of 2 years there is a puddle, you can collect Bismarck

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №15551
 02.04.2009
All fucking, I was caught by the goats who ride cars on the sidewalk. I will walk by cars. I run fast, and no prudent driver from the open car will go far away to run after me. Hold on to GNOME!

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №15550
 02.04.2009
I go in the subway, I read the DDK documentation on the psp. At the next stop there are 2 seats, I sit down and continue to read. in the trail. At the stop, my grandfather sits in front of me, 75 years old, in glasses, with a folder of documents in a4. We go on, the grandfather cries, I see little that he gets the leaves, reads, turns, gets upset. I was curious to see what he had. and Ohuel! I have read C++!!! Respect to you old man!
Blessed for the man’s brain!
P.S He was a Marxist...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15549
 02.04.2009
My girlfriend has a grandmother. And she put a Skype, explained how to use it and called her granddaughter. Following is a video chat via Skype.
Grandma, how about the connection?
Grandma is silently watching the screen.
Am I well seen?
Grandma continues to tap into the screen with a lost gaze.
Wife: Are you silent?
0 of emotions
My grandmother is AAAA!! OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! to
Grandmother : Oh! My daughter, I thought about it. I decided that I was watching TV.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №15548
 01.04.2009
AXL: if a guy has something wrong with a girl, then one of them is a fool

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15547
 01.04.2009
Having made the Bas in Belarusian, the administrators subtly hinted to many users, who are stuck with the Bas, that it is time to go to BOBRUYSK, ANIMALS!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №15546
 01.04.2009
In the last days, a lot of you, магчыма, clashed with the situation, when the direct broadcast of the TV channel TNT on our site was inaccessible for an hour to the broadcast of Haty-2, and the site itself could work with perabiyami. This is a very simple explanation - all the last days, as only the hour of the program “Hata 2″, on our servers is very powerful DDoS attack, which is blue. The Hatha-2 DDoS attack, as a rule, will soon be stopped. Thus e. It is obvious that the people are not very thirsty, so we broadcast the House 2.
So keep the spiders!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №15545
 01.04.2009
Everything you say can be used against you in the basement.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №15544
 01.04.2009
-Pavel Durov: In the next week we are waiting for a global new adventure, which, assuredly, is a large adventure in the soul.
What is "cantat" and what does it mean?? to

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №15543
 01.04.2009
Humility is the weapon of the unarmed.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15542
 01.04.2009
http://skds.livejournal.com/8737.html

My friend, a graduate of Mehmat and a light head, from Orlovsk
The depths. He is engaged in some kind of polynomials in some space.
It has a lot of degrees and titles. He does not forget his homeland. The more
God give them health, still there, in the collage. every year
He comes to help. Wear a telogreek, shirt, shoes 48 size and
In a cattle farm where his father is a cattle farmer. There is the seed of the villas, here is the
will clean. In general, he separates himself from his polynomials as he can. and brushing,
Of course not every day. The look is another one. You scientists know.
Kolkhoz, although former, but strong, on a good account at the regional
The leadership.

Commission from the area. Implementation of Food
The program. Black wolves, people in cravates rushed to
The livestock complex. He meets them. Farm with horse
Exemplary dresses in robes. Reporting about the houses,
of plants. It boasts sober and qualified staff. They showed, in
Oh well. The chairman of the committee feels:
“It’s okay,” he says, “to listen to you, so there are academics on the farm. and on
In the backyard, a drunk cattle rolls.”
They go to the backyard, and there our friend is wrapping something. Yes is
It is so uncomfortable somehow - there is no habit of a mathematician to such a job, and
Thoughts of others are busy.
“Well, here is please! In all its beauty! This still stands on his feet.
Probably, he thinks about how to catch up," - the chairman is pleased
Demonstrate their visibility.
What do you meditate? He approaches the worker with ease.
- Yes, I admit, I thought, - our hero was not embarrassed at all when we saw it.
important people.
And what, let me ask?
“Oh, you don’t care,” said the scientist.
Problems, we need to solve together. That’s why we came here, he says.
The Chairman.
Apparently, a solid appearance of the interlocutor, produced on our hero honour.
He made an impression and decided to share the secret:
Yes, it seems that in my last job, I took the wrong norm.
The Hilbert Space. I don’t think it’s baseline.
System of functions...
We must pay tribute to the inventiveness of w. and farms. Not in sight.
Surprised she says:
“Yes, okay, Mitch, you don’t burden serious people. We will discuss, as usual,
at the evening meeting. Let us invent.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №15541
 01.04.2009
The RPC proposed to introduce censorship in Runet, citing the example of China.
In response, the Runeets proposed to the RPC to convert to Buddhism, also referring to the
The example of China.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №15540
 01.04.2009
The guy who was on the 98 route, did you get there? I do boast. and :(

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №15539
 01.04.2009
and Kiev. M is expensive. The inscription on the column of the inhabitants of the subway "There was Vasya", the lower of Dapisan "Where you are, the fox, only wasn’t" :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15538
 31.03.2009
I suggest that everyone who has a "napping" call them teasers.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15537
 31.03.2009
I go to university or where I am studying.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №15536
 31.03.2009
I stopped smoking, drinking and eating. He began to watch for himself.
Now everybody thinks I’m a Pedras.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №15535
 31.03.2009
Lunch, the people are sitting breaking the pelmeni, I approach, I ask one: "Vitya, you are not Russian?"
Why this?
Do you eat peppers without bread?
Everyone looks around, is silent, and then looks at the edge of the table, where the pelmeni sits and passes away, eating with appetite from a healthy piece of black bread, the most Russian man in the printing, Rashid Muhamedjanov!))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15534
 31.03.2009
Af: yesterday met by former fellow members, not seen for a long time, at the house of one of them, we go out of the store with a crowd, man 8. I remember when I left my phone in the car.
Af: With the words "Girls, I’m behind my cell phone" separating myself from the crowd turning toward the entrance and going on along the way to the car. I don’t know what the left-handed guy thought, who went to meet me and heard my last phrase, but he ran away from me quite loudly.

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