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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49352
 25.06.2011
Arina is a question. How to plan sex?
[0:07:27] Arina: Well
And why not, and why not?
[0:07:29] Vladelen: Ooh
Arina: What about it?
Arina: Imagine, so I am busy today, let’s get out tomorrow
[0:08:04] Arina: ))))
And the Lord said, “Let it be.”

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №49351
 24.06.2011
Dove
DAV - my life immediately turns into a silk pleasure: but not giving, I walk like no fucking, evil and irritable.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49350
 24.06.2011
Vaeliaen
O(≧∇≦)O

This is how the Japanese smiley looks.

Well, I think it’s a smiley. Although this can be a complicated proposal, the hell will figure it out.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49349
 24.06.2011
Insulted by the banana Roberto Carlos went to the match of Arsenal and threw the foot at Arshavin!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №49348
 24.06.2011
Suddenly I realized that Razorvievile is not only a funny name for Bigtai, but also a suitable nickname for a hamster.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №49347
 24.06.2011
My cat is a nervous cat! = = )

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №49346
 24.06.2011
I went out at night to smoke on the balcony. I look, there is a guy, dressed normally, sort of sober.In his hands he has a snail and a pack of bonds.Even pleased with our youth.
There are three kinds of guys who approach him.They look at him slightly and the following dialogue occurs:
Boy(s) and boyfriend(s)
Q: Boy, what are you fucking?
Q: Why is it right away?
G: You’re going at night time with a sprite and babies cigarettes.
Q: you understand guys, the spray is needed to delay it with Delassy, as the girls with whom we boil in the apartment like, and the bond of the puppy is better than usual, that if the foam falls from it into the bulb, then there will be more time to pick it up.
Gopniks in a strong shower, but make the last attempt to fuck: and that you go, shit?
Q: Yes, I just lost the desire in poker.
A minute of silence.
The boys are theirs and they go.
It is fucking.
c) by Mario

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №49345
 24.06.2011
I sometimes do cheat, my mouse so runs - runs
Radmin is red?If it is red, open the notebook and write: Go out of here!and :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №49344
 24.06.2011
Q: What did the girl give you to the doctor?
I wanted to be a virgin and gave me a monthly...%(

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49343
 24.06.2011
GoodWin: White smoke is seen above the TEC-5. Either they have elected a new archbishop there, or they will soon give water. It is :)

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №49342
 24.06.2011
XXX: How are the trailers different from the rollers?
The wheels are so small with wheels. clothes on their feet. and trailers are large with wheels, like trailers.)

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49341
 24.06.2011
I sleep and I dream.
There is a table in front of me, two bottles of beer on the table. But you can’t just drink it, because beer is a vector value, you have to take the projection on the axis. Next to the households are two cups of beer, from which you can drink, but the projection is taken on an arbitrary axis, unknown to me. Not the matter. You can project beer on the X-axis - pour it into a cup, but there is no third cup. You can re-project beer from circles to a known axis, but this seems to be time-consuming. Not the matter. I stand and think what to do.
For the time being, I think, a man breaks into the room and drinks beer from the first cup. And I’m crushing — to drink a beer taken in projection on an arbitrary unknown axis — it’s like roasting petroleum!
I wake up. There are about 18 hours left for the theoretical mechanics exam.


[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №49340
 24.06.2011
Communities of Cynics VKontakte:
How can I talk to four people at the same time?? to
Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V!! to

The comments:
Q: I did not understand.
Catherine: I did not understand.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №49339
 24.06.2011
M: Well, when will I learn not to leave comments in the epsilon neighborhood of the fools?
J: Never, because a lot of bad things are dense everywhere.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №49338
 24.06.2011
Lisitsa: I don’t know who my daughter will grow up... we don’t have a single doll at home! The collection of guns and all kinds of cars.
I would have your problems... we’re all more serious. My son’s first love.
Lisitsa: It is cool! It is so cute))
Yesterday, the teacher asks: “Nikita, do you love Olya?” The son affirmed. She: Do you love too much? Nikita, with full eyes of delight: to the damn!
Lisitsa: so frankly! 😉

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №49337
 24.06.2011
X: Does your boyfriend have cubes? Press in the Meaning)
Noah, something like that :)
Wow, fucking, I think he’d say the same about my chest.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №49336
 24.06.2011
Recipe "Fruit Soup"

Cut pork in 2 x 2 cubes. I pour 2.5 liters of water and boil 30 minutes with a laurel leaf.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №49335
 24.06.2011
You are an adult, smart woman!! to
No one, no other, no third.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №49334
 24.06.2011
Well, when in the morning a client from Norway writes you "Good morning. I will be on you today like a sweater. The whole day hanging on your back - you understand that the working day will be long and very exciting.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №49333
 24.06.2011
X: Where is my chest?
Yyy: grass eats on the field

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