Canakau: Well imagine your son comes to you and says he’s blue.
Diamonds are not vegan

It is difficult to catch the line when a man is a perverse and when he simply has a cunning mind.

I carry you on my hands. (A family legend

There is such a parable. It’s long and long, I’ll say briefly.
One person was very bad. Then it became easier. He looked back on the road, saw only traces on the sand and cried out, “God, when I was very ill, you weren’t with me!” He replied, “When you were very ill, I carried you on my arms. It was my trail.”
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I had a relative in the militia, in small positions, in the Luhansk region. In their small town, where everyone knows each other, he was on a good count: grades, thanks, encouragement. But when Yanukovych came and everywhere began to establish his orders and his people, they sent them a new chief from the neighboring Donetsk region. Something there did not work well at all, and my brother-in-law sent a new boss to Matt.

It takes a little bit to understand the situation. Relations between Donetsk and Luhansk regions have always been emotionally difficult. First, they are very different in income (Donetsk is noticeably richer), and they are different in mentality. They never lived together; they were forever dogged. They even now, on a tiny territory with seemingly common interests, managed to split into 2 micro-republics.

The boss replied, “I will do it to you!” And as is accepted in these structures, a couple of months later I made a pledge, and my relative was illuminated by the court and the line.

Such a turn of events for our large family is very uncommon. We do not have the tradition of communicating with the prison services. My aunt, the grandmother of the mentioned relative, a soulful and believing man, was very concerned and prayed a lot that her nephew this fate would be bypassed. My aunt is a special person in that sense.

She once said, “I lie in bed at night, and it’s like my neighbor dreams. I know she is in the hospital and is very ill. And so I felt sorry for her, that she was a woman so lonely, with an unstructured destiny, she had no one. I began to pray for her. He prayed strongly. And then, a few weeks later, the neighbor returned to the hospital, went to visit and said, “You know, but I was dead. And then they met me, and said, for you a sinless soul asked very much, you are still early, come back. I think it was you.”

But this time my grandmother’s prayers didn’t help.

When there was a trial, the judge gave a lot, 2 years. Then just fantasy began. A local prosecutor appealed the decision – an unheard of case in a small town where everyone knows about everyone. Never before or after that has this happened in this district court. Larchik opened simply – the prosecutor, as it turned out, was a cum to the new chief of the police. He, in fact, drew his friend to his city for the chief post. Such an untouchable tandem formed. There was a new trial, and the boy was jailed for 7 years. Our family was very, very upset.

The man was sent to a special colony for police officers. The conditions there, of course, are noticeably more humane than in other similar places. The contingent is more cultural. A little later, since the guy was working, calm and understandable, and the work of his hands never frightened him, he was generally transferred to the settler regime. We also helped them as we could.
Soon after the second trial the Maidan-2014 took place, followed by military actions in the aforementioned Donetsk and Luhansk regions. Through the same county township, the front line went there and there. All the male youths tried to put under the rifle. And the servants, of course. officers, and for a long time. Some of the co-workers of the parish died, many live with tortured bodies or psyche. I’m not specifically talking about whose boyar my relatives or I would prefer to see.Believe me, when you look into the eyes of the survivors, you understand that it doesn’t matter. The important thing is that people very, very wanted to live and that it all ended as soon as possible. My relatives, while the front was running around the city, were forced to escape first through the basements, and then by fleeing for a month and a half. It was scary. Aunt, while they were sitting in the basements, for example, forbade relatives from gathering in one place and said, "I remember this from the war. We can’t all get together, even if someone has to stay alive.” Fortunately, when they returned to their home, they survived, although the neighbor was completely destroyed. After a while, he returned home on amnesty. That is logical in his case. He is currently working in another job, helping his family.

Looking back, the aunt once told her relatives about her grandson, “You see how well God has ordered. We were all so worried. But if it were not for this whole court, it would have been forced to fight either the white or the red. Unlike us, he would not have been able to escape from the city. He was a policeman. It is not yet known how it would end for him. And so he stayed this time, though not in very good conditions, but there was warm, dry, fed, and, most importantly, there were no shots. He sleeps quietly at night, not jumping up like his friends.”

As I said before, “I carried you on my arms.”

Men urgently need help!
A friend bought a ticket for the Champions League final game in Milan on May 28, "Real" against "Atletico". But the problem is that he is having a wedding this Saturday.
In short, he asks, nobody wants to get married instead of him? The photo of the bride can be sent to the face.

"Give Mashe from the grenade gun u*bat"
A play in one action

The active persons:
The Colonel (Colonel)
The inactive persons:
Masha (Senior Lieutenant), commanders of units, officers of management

Construction
I have heard rumors that some of our officers are afraid of weapons. It is wrong! Commander of the 2nd Battalion, let Mashe shoot from a grenade shot twice, so that she would be injured and she would not be afraid of the gun after that!

I hear the cranks of Masha.
The Curtain

Commentary on Distribution:

xxx: The multiplayer is great, but I was downloading it to find out how to go to the joycasino. So I didn’t find out: I forgot to add ads to the release.

That was when Cameron's film "Avatar" was released. I went to a funny forum. There was a big blow about that movie.
Two comrades were especially angry.
One wrote about himself as a man of “extremely right-wing beliefs” and posted memes like “Jack Sally.” He was condemned to the highest degree for betrayal of humanity. We are looking for" "Colonel Kuorich is the last hero of humanity" and etc.

Another was a liberal until the 666th mark after the fifth, emigrated to America, married a Negro, fiercely defended the rights of homosexuals. He wrote that Sally did everything right, that loyalty was an outdated archaic concept, and so on.

Attention, the question is, how many times did the first say to the second that that shit was a Pindos, a caterpillar, a monkey-loving, a pidor? How many times did the second say to the first that he was a fascist, a Hitler, a Wattsman, a racist and a man-hating bastard?

The answer is never. I didn’t even get to a much softer "no with You-it’s all clear" or "why I’m not surprised".

What do you think why?

The answer is simple. Both were Jews. Extremely Right" was both the extreme right chauvinist of the Promised Land". Liberals are descendants of the Belarusian Hashids. But both were, I repeat, Jews. And this fact for both was infinitely more important than the polarity of beliefs.

I think there is something to learn here.

Magnat ice cream with Lamborghini pieces.

N.I.K.IIn what way is the Krasnoyarsk car rider different from the Cannes car rider?
Two Big Differences: Brownies Don't Shake Out
The opponent in a fight?

I live alone. I returned from a trip, opened the refrigerator and immediately in my head appeared the plot of ultra-pasteurized milk advertising.

A young man in an air shape enters the door of the apartment and begins to call Masha, the type, he is me, returned from the army. There is no machine. The guy starts walking around the rooms but only discovers dust and desolation. He goes into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator. There is a bunch of cluttered products and a package of ultra-pasteurized milk. The boy gets milk, poured into a bowl. He smells and drinks pleasantly. Next is the slogan: "trade mark* not Masha, *trade mark* will wait"

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YYYYYYYYYYYY I’ll drink Olivia, I’ll invite the nominee

And our coach came up with his method of wrestling, and not long thinking called it Fisting.)))

If you have acquaintances who may be involved in making decisions about the cancellation of pensions, send them the following verse.

Grandpa found a grenade in the field
With this grenade I went.
He threw the ring and threw it out of the window.
Grandpa is old, he doesn’t care.

I bought a kindergarten with princesses, and there was a dinosaur.
Now I understand what my mom experienced when I grew up.

She: Are you okay?
He is: and the sho?
She: You did not turn off the lights in the bathroom again!
He: mm... maybe...
He: I analyzed your incident, the problem is some bug in the software that occurs before leaving the house. The haircut does not meet the conditions of leaving the house, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, and the processor is called. We will correct this mistake and apologize.

The disturbing

Such a logic, such a logic
Aunt at work:
I need the shoes in which I am going to wash in the laundry.
Take it home and put it in the machine.
You are, they are dirty.

Very logical, Nifiga is not female. Shoes in this case are very dirty for washing in the washing machine - where after them white shirts or trousers (any color) will be washed.
Then I washed the cloth, and that was all.

My life is like walking a blind, deaf, and slightly dumb man through a field of robbery.

A friend, a football photographer from the glorious city of Sevastopol says:
A citizen calls and asks – are you a photographer? I have to get people in the hotel here, just so that you can come by yourself. I say, you understand, I don’t photograph people, he says, why? I answer, because tomatoes I do better than people :))) Man roast in the pipe: yes, this officers will walk, and the condition at the time of photography will be just like tomato vegetables :)))) In short, the 30th meal I take pictures of the officer's walk:)"

In the store, in the semiconductor department: "Cheburek in French".

TRC Dream Town (Kiev) opened a new Citrus - the largest in Ukraine store of gadgets and accessories. Entrance to the store will be paid.

“You don’t take money for watching.”