The Phantom:
A great vacation!
"Sperm Donors
Needed in a medical center. Men 20-35 years old, mentally and physically healthy, without pronounced phenotypical signs. Any nationality and religion. The license number is 164607919. The salary is 1500 rubles. for one donation"

and Igor:
Yes to! Take a mortgage!! to

Question from Google:
Why when cut veins go to a warm bathroom?
The answer:
You can get cold.

DjComandos: I understand why some people write a positive smiley like this - (:
DjComandos: they are so positive that they broke the button "0"

The guy who was driving on the 98 route, did you get home? I am worried. and :(

The ZveroBoy! (21:37:25 29/03/2009)
The sister brought the sentence of a lecturer from the MGU. Grandmother of the old...

The ZveroBoy! (21:38:10 29/03/2009)
"This is what the youth went for! There was a commodity before. The dark elves. But the Komsomol is better than the dark elves!

-Pavel Durov: Next week we are waiting for a global innovation, which I am sure many will like.
-What, "contact" will remove the nahuy?? to

of Kiev. M is dear. The inscription on the column at the exit from the subway "Here was Vasya", below is added "Where are you, shit, just wasn’t" :)

In the social dining room can be very profitable to save on self-service))
The treasurer believes only what he sees on the bench, using this, you can, for example, save 2 rubles, building a barricade of two pieces of bread in such a way that in her field of sight do not get another two, behind this barricade hidden.
But the most gesture is to get a stinking cocktail, hiding it in the soup.)))

Kyber: Anuka knock in the palm
Honey: well
Honey: has stunned
by Kyber! I can manage people!! to

A face of nationality.

Bailey Radio
Coursework
The third course. Discipline of radio devices. The best Ivan
Ivanovich gives us his tested coursework on the same topic.
The aim of the course is to develop a scheme of the radio receiver under the dawn
The stipulated ones. The characteristics. The purpose of the distribution is to discuss merits and
the shortcomings of proposed schematic solutions, show errors in calculations,
If there were such.
Everything goes in its turn, in order.
– Well, and here is the last course work: “Development of the CM receiver...” and so on.
Chernov A. I. Where are you, Alexander Igorovich? He looked gently at
The class. The student stood up. Please tell me, Alexander Igorovich,
The price is the same – half a liter of vodka?
The whole group was tense. What is Ivan Ivanovich? Old age or
What is the Esopic language? Maybe heard?
Satisfied with the effect produced, the old teacher opened
Cursor on the booklet and quoted: “...and the L11 coil moves.
cotton threads with a diameter of 0.9 mm on a wooden frame
diameter of 4 mm. The heart of the coil is pressed out of asphalt pebbles.
Why so? Because no one will read this place.” After that
The whole class, of course, was covered with wild gooths. He lifted up his hand so that we
I.I. told, “When I was studying at the end of the 1950s, this
He was an educator, and since he was a teacher every year, he was a teacher.
I am looking for a few such quotes in courses. must be
Amateurs of free drinks, which high school students to dispute on a bottle
Vodka proposes to make adjustments to its work. not noticed
The teacher lapped a bottle to the student, noticed, apologized. When I was
The first teacher complained to the students, kept silent, but then
The fifth, I could say, I gave a bottle, I decided – enough.
None of the students shared.

Marketers in the impasse: in baseball in Russia no one plays, but the demand for
Baseball bits are growing and growing.
http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?do=cat&category=kretinki

Hi company xxx.
At the other end: Girl, I was locked in the toilet on the gasoline.
Operator: Please indicate the gas supply address.
At the other end: I sit closed on a push, in a sorting. Here is where I am!
Operator is OK. Where did you go and from where?
At the end: From home I was driving to MEU XX.
The operator, holds the client and begins to convulsively search for refuels along the route. Find three. He begins to call. On the third: *
Operator: Compare you calls from the company XXX. Can you tell me the toilet is closed?
Delivery : Yes is closed. You have to wait 15 minutes for the cleaning. The chlorine rubber will be carried, the pipe will be inserted and cleaned. Then come in.
Operator (in a hysterical voice): You have our client there. Stop the cleaning!! to

When I wanted gasoline to cost less than a dollar – I didn’t mean that!! to

The story of a biologist living in the darkness of the тверской region.
One day, I was brought with broken wings. She lived with us for six months, has already restored her feathers and one day... suddenly began to argue with the mat. And very strongly. We let her go, she fled into the forest. A year later, a known hunter comes to me and says, “I saw your hunter in the woods. I went through the woods last week...and I was placed with a mat from the tree 0_o Then a whole output of seeds arrived and all mated.
I think that at such a rate soon not only the Russian people will speak matte, but the birds too.

The explanatory note.

I, XXXXXX YYYYYYY ZZZZZZZ, was late to work today at the Company because I usually watch the cartoon "Ninja Turtles" on TV-3 in the morning at exactly 7.45am to 8.05am and then I go to work, and I never get late. Today the damned television makers launched the above cartoon only at 8.05 p.m., and since in this series they were to reveal the origin of Kreng, I had to look at it to the end, in connection with which the delay and took place.

And when I was a child, I thought that “the same” was an inappropriate word of three letters written on the fence – Tsoi!

Presedent: fucking... now put on the recording of the blocked disk... recording was carried out... 100%, but the disk why it doesn’t splash (((
Presedent: Nero hangs...and screaming sounds come from the disc drive!! to
Is the disc out? :D

I wake up from a knock over my head. I shake one eye. I see – my boyfriend has already gathered to work and is now loudly mixing coffee in the cup, reading the news in the internet.
Yuri, go to the tower, read out loud.
- shakes, a second... *crats-crats* (the eyes are slowly rounded) blaaaa...
He crashes and runs into the corridor. The sound of a knocking door.
I get up and look at the page. there is:
"Are you sure that all your clocks...?"

In the junior classes, boys beat beautiful girls with wallets on their heads, and then wonder why all beautiful girls are stupid.