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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32238
 29.06.2010
General - I build the soldiers: "I wish you health!"
And then each of the soldiers thought that if you scream, "Go on the shit!This will not be heard in the crowd.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32237
 29.06.2010
The online game.

In the character nickname is allowed the symbol "*"?
This is great!

In the crowd of all kinds of "**MUSSA MUSECKA**" and "K*I*S*S*K*A" pleased the character "select * from db"...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32236
 29.06.2010
Requiem: I want to do climbing from September
Requiem: how to combine with the artist
Requiem: More work
Pozer: I want to do business with HS as I combine with Russia

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32235
 29.06.2010
other
How is she dealing?
I am
Evacuation of warehouses with explosive materials.
I am
I want to find a picture of the labyrinth from the children's magazine on the Internet)
I am
It’s too simple to get...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32234
 29.06.2010
Q: Well, and when do you have monthly?
J: Your happiness that you are far from me, or would have gotten on the head for such questions!!! to
M: Ah, that means right now?

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32233
 29.06.2010
Arashi: Balin congratulated on his birthday
At first, I remembered the phone of Daddy.
Dad has a birthday!!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32232
 29.06.2010
XXX: I’m going to do my own.
YYY : Why?
xxx: I just want to
YYY: What are you going to do?
XXX: Have you decided what you want?
Yyy: you want to, I’m just tossing you with a needle)))))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32231
 29.06.2010
There are a boy and a girl. The boy holds the yogurt, both read the label. The girl said, “Lisha, you are a fool? It cannot be eaten, you see it written: there are preservatives. It is cancer!” The guy said, “What? Cancer: “Are you stupid or you’re pretending?” by Kan! by Sir! by Van! and you! From the word “cancer” – cancer!” the guy: “A-a-a...” He puts off the yogurt.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32230
 29.06.2010
Sheep (20:35:02 27/06/2010)
I do not drink

Sheep (20:35:05 27/06/2010)
not smoking

Sheep (20:35:10 27/06/2010)
by civil

olenenokaiho (20:35:45 27/06/2010)
Looking for a good boyfriend.

olenenokaiho (20:35:59 27/06/2010)
Once on such sacrifices for him went.

Sheep (20:36:07 27/06/2010)
In which?

olenenokaiho (20:36:15 27/06/2010)
Sheep (20:35:02 27/06/2010)
I do not drink
Sheep (20:35:05 27/06/2010)
not smoking

Sheep (20:36:29 27/06/2010)
= – O

Sheep (20:36:37 27/06/2010)
What is a sheep????????????? to

olenenokaiho (20:37:36 27/06/2010)
OSECA

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32229
 29.06.2010
OstinPawers: On the exam, I was asked about my family.
Extreme and what? =))
OstinPawers: The question is why the birth rate is so low.
OstinPawers: Well I say I want 7 girls and 6 boys
Extremist: Did he say that?
The Extreme:
OstinPawers: It is, and if seriously
OstinPawers: I say: Well I will work, my wife will work...
OstinPawers: And suddenly it took her
OstinPawers: Who will raise the children?
OstinPawers: I am talking
OstinPawers: Well wife, I
OstinPawers: She is
OstinPawers: No
OstinPawers: You’ll be lying on the couch, drinking beer and watching football!
OstinPawers: I don’t like football
The Extreme: Ahahahaha
OstinPawers: She will love you!
OstinPawers : :D
EXTREMEIST: The Poor Man.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32228
 29.06.2010
by Burymore:
He is deeply sympathetic to me!

The cynic:
How Deep? 15 inches for 15?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №32227
 29.06.2010
Tomorrow I will sit with my little brother...how can I keep him quiet? = = /
yyy: chair once slash and all the way will be)) if they will ask you say they played in machines and he entered the shlagbaum

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №32226
 29.06.2010
If you ever see a cactus...
Zuzlan: Who falls from the window.
Don’t hunt him! Let’s go shit, it’s falling!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32225
 29.06.2010
Jack-814Spartan: I have a little...
Jack-814Spartan: 2.8 sister
Kaiser Vasya: this is the version?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №32224
 28.06.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
What do you think is a DJ at a funeral?
WOW :
Oh yeah, kill this dead man!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32223
 28.06.2010
I have now understood how not to score in a 13-17-year-old ignorancy.
HH: I just need to write that I am a lazy, locked homeowner :D
HGH: Though
HH: It’s not funny or shit.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32222
 28.06.2010
XXX is
I have my whole body in bluets, fingers under both eyes, nose broken, and also burned from shock on the side.

YYYY
Half-scratched nail on the finger, blurred ribs, hematoma on the elbow and a cigarette burn on the forehead

XXX is
Most importantly, I don’t remember any of the concerts.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №32221
 28.06.2010
“Well, what a person you are, your interests are limited – drink, grandmother...
You don’t know me at all, I’m interested in a lot: music, theater, literature, babies; fishing, hunting, tourism, babies; aviation, science, languages, foreign babies; new impressions, new cities, new babies...

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №32220
 28.06.2010
A colleague geologist went to the field for practice, under the glorious city of Yaroslavl. There are five people in the group: three are Moscovites, two are Poles.
A day later I send SMS.
" to be left. In Kostrom, on the street of Ivan Susanin, the Poles lost!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32219
 28.06.2010
XXX is different!
YYY: Why are you so stupid?
Tagged: Innocent
I mean, you don’t care what her name is Alexander.

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