Dialogue in the store:"Say, do you have a coffee plate?"
– No
What is not at all?
There’s a little, but we probably won’t sell it to you.
Why is?? to
It will be very difficult to get rid of the sex.

xxx: yes, I am generally indifferent to sex, after 3 times a night, even disgust appears...

My wife is lying in bed and canyut that I approached, kind of missed. He approached, kissed, if he broke out, promising to return soon. She pretended to be a dead cat. He said, “I do not believe.” In response, I heard: " Should I start smelling?" I almost drowned.

Previously there were folders "rust", "remove"... And now only "Download".

The left fool, after him, the flea began not only to bite, but also to choke!

Dreams

“Dreams that come true can be as unsuccessful as those that don’t come true.”
by S. Butler

The late evening. The heavy rain.
I run out of the garage, I open the entrance door, suddenly, behind me, I hear:
Where are you in such a hurry? Wait and smoke.

At first I did not recognize him – a huge uncle riding a motorbike with small wheels. There are a lot of identical food packages on the wheel. And the uncle is so sad, the rain on his nose has arranged a sharp stream, with a waterfall, just before the fire of a cigarette will get...

This is my neighbor Igor.
Igor is a haish mint of forty years, in the rank of captain. The height may not be great, but it allows Igor to ride a new Gelendvagen, so on a motorbike he looked extremely sudden.
I ask :
What are you doing here in the rain? Whom did the motorcycle take away?
I did not choose anyone. Just the wife sent to Ashan for food, came, went, bought everything, I see... Here is a short story... You are not very in a hurry?
“No, no more, it’s just raining... So what happened?
You understand, but don’t laugh. When I graduated from the seventh grade, my father, the Kingdom of Heaven, promised me to buy a motorbike, if not a trio.
I remember, I tried my best at that time, I didn't walk a single lesson, even under a blanket with a light bull poetry. Bringing home a table - all four and five. Father - a duck - a myk, began to whisper that there is no money, let's go later. In short, I never bought it, even if you kill it.

...Well, I’m rolling a food cart, I’m looking at this Chinese misfortune among the great. Something moved me so, I stood, thought. How much life? I took it and bought it along with the products. He dropped the car, put his bags on the wheel and came. I have been sitting here for two hours, smoking and turning off my phone. My wife probably called.
Are you sitting for what?
“I don’t think where to put that hole now and fucking it gave up to me at all...? Don’t give God, my wife will see.
He will see and what? Explain what for what.

Igor turned to me his surprised, full-watered face and irritatedly asked:
Are you normal at all? What would I explain to her that the seventh class without three finished...?

"Why should we teach mathematics, because it makes the mind in order." - Lomonosov
Mathematics – Gymnastics of the Mind (Suvorov)
Mathematics is the queen of all sciences (Gauss)
“Higher mathematics kills creativity” (Fursenko, former Russian Minister of Education and Science)

XHHH: Just fixed the printer, you know, they’ve completely shaken up already!
WOW: What now?
Everything is wet inside, the printer is poured with water.
The Nafiga?
The grandmother saw how the obscenity came out of there on the A4 and, until nobody saw, sprinkled holy water inside''

and survived. Just, someone’s female voice hysterically whispered: "They are being raped!!! Yoshuawa..."

I know the password, I want to eat the plumbier, I believe in Brad Pitt, let him save the world.
yyy: I know the password: avada_vs_sport – it was set by Lord Voldemort.
zzz: I know the password, I see the scapegoat, I believe the vampires will save Krasnodar.

Who how, and I think that the sitcoms would be twice as funny if the standard cabaret laughter was replaced by the laughter of Papanov.

Do you remember that I am allergic to fish? So, the parents went to the country, from the food in the refrigerator left only fish canned and medicines. Are they fucking foolish?! to

XX: Listen to your heart. It will show you the right path.
yyy: That’s fucking, muscle, she doesn’t know how to talk, fucking you’re a drug addict.

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In short, we have the windows to the square.
A white day, I sit on a cucumbers chew, and I hear a whistle. I look with a cucumbers in the window.
The heavens are swimming with pigeons.
In the first second, I don’t know what a gun is.
Somewhere nearby, a box of fireworks was burned.
Oh, or an entire truck, because it was loud, long and silent, for four minutes, even people on the square stopped and looked somewhere outside my house.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The pigeons fly and fall.

By the way, at the expense of the carpenter. I built my hair there... they fell out after 3 days... during sex.

They say that angels are unclean creatures.
Hm... I’m in heaven!
Fuck you understand, the boy is the boy or the girl, and ask somewhat uncomfortable... exactly angels!

X: Is there anything to read?
Honour our Lord.
XXX: In the sense of work!
YYY: Two numbers?
XXX is fucking!

When he got into a quarrel, he left to spend the night with his parents. I hear through my sleep, the phone rings, at 5 am (his mother).
Yes, my aunt Tan
Masha, where is Roma?
I: With you
She: Where are we?
Probably at home! Where else
She: You know, we decided to sit down with him and drink wine with Vova (Papa Roma). I just ate a salad and that was it. Continued to shrink. There are no Roma and wolves. Where is Roma?
I’ll have a fun maid...that’s there.

HHH: What are you doing?
I drink raw Chelyabinsk tea - without boiling and sugar, and most importantly cold tea.

Ordered from Beijing spare parts (total weight 3.5kg) and so the route:
Beijing to Sydney 24 hours
Sydney-Frankfurt 48 hours
Frankfurt-Moscow 12 hours
And then began something untold by human logic!
Moscow 3 days
Moscow-Moscow trial 4 days
Moscow-Nizhny Novgorod 7 days
N.Novgorod-Punkt of issue (in N.Novgorod) 9 days!