What is absolute silence?
Answer: When at 3 o'clock at night from the 15th floor you spit down, you hear a whistle (as it turned out about the bald head) and then the scream "your, I'll catch you a kid!"
I walked through a porn site and saw a photo: A very beautiful naked girl lay on the floor, but next to her a bassist Fender, an electric guitar Les Paul, and some kind of aphigenic acoustics! Is there a girl?
Toxik: was small, you fall asleep and think: here would be a girl where to bring and she gave
Toxik: then: here would be to find a cool job, get a bunch of butterflies and everything in chocolate.
Toxik: now: if on the last boss the raid wiped, and I alone remained alive, I would be unrealistically stuck on the creta and the dodge and I would remove from it 5% and become a hero
Boyan: By the way, Roman, remind you, you have a knife - Voron-2 Kizlarsky? How is he to you?
I don’t remember the model.
Knife is good.
The box is in the safe, yes.
Boyan: Are you crazy? Do you have a safe?! to
This is a safe, this is a safe.
Stand in the corner, stand
stands
And so every day
From morning to evening stands.
fucking
<Rolland> member is not grown yet, baby
<Spider-man> nifiga! 19 see the line up, check
<Rolland> real man building roulette needs
In Eldorado, my aunt bought a vacuum cleaner at the sale... it cost 300 rubles. was pleased. The next day he comes to a sales consultant. And he says, I bought it, and he will not suck at me. How is it?The consultant arrived immediately. He replied, “Ha! Would you pay for 300 rubles?The whole hypermarket just fell to the floor. Unfortunately, the seller hasn’t worked there anymore. and :-)
The last chapter of the Charter of the Armed Forces. Written with pencil.
The forest for the tank is considered impenetrable when the thickness of the trunk is twice the distance between them.
Hospitals are full of all kinds of posters, including advertising certain drugs. Today I saw in the reception department of the infectious hospital a poster meter per meter: "Give in containers of stools and urine - show respect for the doctor".
She: It turns out to reshape the screw this euphemism of today has understood what
He: It’s been so long ago.
See also: HM
She: You and I have already moved two winds, and nothing!
It was a preliminary pleasure.)
I don’t eat after six.
I don’t think after eight.
Here I am a simple man like a snob at all, but I can’t look at it calmly.
2 characters with a light imprint on the faces:
The first: jeans, stretched to the chest, respectively, the edge of the pants is significantly higher than the hairy ankle (socks are necessarily blurred into a harmonic shirt), a white shirt attached to ALL buttons and laced, blade, shoes.
The second: black pants, a red kind of fucks and yellow sandals, through which the gray socks are visible. Moreover, he, the fox, these sandals are yellow, pale, wears and with a suit. Electric socks are black.
Not from an office, but from a branch of some Aztec shapito.
<111> What are you doing at work?
<111> Answers such as...
<222> I’m doing the job!
<111>... are not accepted :)
<222> and
<Oblako> I have 5 satellites in my bathroom
<Oblako> in the sense of GPS catches
<Oblako> I don’t smoke
Could I have PMS?
He – in doubt – has been here...
it - a "P" it can "after-"? or "previous"....
He is more constantly...
Technicalboy says:
Customers are burning!
Technicalboy says:
The shorter are the couple, I ask as usual to urinate or not, the girl at once.. no hope we ourselves!!!! Well, I swallow myself the same.... they approach the monks, from the conversation I understand that the devacha is studying in IT somewhere..... everything like a guy pedals and here I give a phrase............ " On this monitor you will not put a whistle, hopefully take the whistle tinted on them exactly stands up we have already done it" I barely came out of the chair
I don’t drink these pills anymore.
2: is it hard to take a pill after eating 3 times a day to drink?? to
Here’s what I’m doing after dinner: I’m a student.
There are a lot of programming trails.
I am far from understanding everything.
I thought I wanted to have sex with a programmer.
I understood why not funny and idiotic quotes have such high ratings... First everybody kicks on the "+" that would look at the rating and see 3000+, and then read this nonsense. Give it back, a hundred.
We here in Ukraine are a little scared: you in Russia, what can really be arrested for listening to music, if you do not have a check on this disc you bought? 0 0 0
WiseDragon: I’ve already ordered my grave.
Jan : Why? Are you seriously sick? = 0 0
WiseDragon: and there will be written under the name. User is offline.
This is a fool.