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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32218
 28.06.2010
SANSER: We’ll do what we do :P
Monoka: I won't be like that right away, let's go for a walk on the sites first, you bring me a look) with your providers to get acquainted.
Sanser: The UGU I invite you to the restaurant at my own expense.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №32217
 28.06.2010
Letter to the support of one bank (by the same name as vodka ;)):

Are you worried that you don’t go online all day? From different addresses, different providers and different browsers. Cyclical link: The page unendingly opens itself. I can hardly imagine that there can be so broken and not noticed in a whole day, but to write a static page of apologies my five-year-old brother got out in eight minutes. Can I send you a summary? He will work for cookies. Or does your admin work for food?

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32216
 28.06.2010
xxx: My mom just miraculously bought a telephone cable to put the phone back in the room. For a month, the cable was unnecessary. Waiting for my day. They came to the network and asked for a phone.
I told my mom to bring a cable. And she told me - and I cut it in a greenhouse, binding tomatoes.

XXX: I feel guilty about going out of the greenhouse to take off, to bind these pieces together... I will explode!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32215
 28.06.2010
Natasha: Who played with whom?
Germany and England))
Natasha: I think England has gotten worse
You are right.)
Germany has won.)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32214
 28.06.2010
The xxx:
You hear, you think if the test showed 2 strips, should it be believed? = – O

YYYY :
As far as I know, there is 50/50.

YYYY :
Usually take a few.

The xxx:
Then 1:1

YYYY :
Everything will be decided in the penalty series.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №32213
 28.06.2010
She: sunshine, but you and I have not seen you for two weeks because of your session! I have missed!
She: and I’t even mind staying with you;)
He says, I have six months!

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32212
 28.06.2010
Tanya (22:56:57 27/06/2010)
No, no, no, I’m not that this mouse, from one whole-minded look that annoys me!!! I couldn’t find a normal actress.

Carrying the Light (22:57:27 27/06/2010)
And it’s also annoying that in the length of three books/films they don’t go away at all.

Tanya (22:58:04 27/06/2010)
 I could have endured this just 15 years ago in Secret Materials.

Carrying the Light (22:58:18 27/06/2010)
ROFL

Tanya (22:59:27 27/06/2010)
No and no. You know how many X-Files series have been viewed in the hope that Malder will kiss somebody. At least a green man.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32211
 28.06.2010
J (00:38:48 28/06/2010)
Do I look like an idiot?

M (00:39:17 28/06/2010)
To offend you?

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32210
 28.06.2010
My grandmother and I sit in the kitchen and talk.
B: I saw such a beast in the shadow of the street, straight like it... long, strange smooth...
I am a rat?
B: No, no
I : please?
B: It is
I am: a whirlwind?? to
B: Yes yes yes!! to
(within a couple of seconds):
B: Who is this?? to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №32209
 28.06.2010
Why are we two here? :)
YYY: Because there are always two of them – a teacher and a student. XD is
xxx is it?
yyy: Star Wars.. <_<

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32208
 28.06.2010
xxx: I just can pull a lot of people and where)
yyy: a group of ranets under the shovel pull)
No, I am not God.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32207
 28.06.2010
X: the loose
Y : what?
X: I lay down on the keyboard, sorry
Y = = O

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32206
 28.06.2010
Demobilizator: a year ago, the television was cut out of foam and placed in the department. Simply, funny, foam-plated improvised telephone.
Demobilizator: now something has broken up, wrote on it "In the air program "the nail in the ass", and we are in the guests..." and put it in front of itself. Now I see through the window everyone who enters with requests to our department.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32205
 28.06.2010
I want to see you naked. and :)
Do you have eyes on your feet?
devyatov:...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32204
 28.06.2010
You’re like a strike ball, right?
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
What is your role in the team? ?
[xxx] Imagine that there is a battle. Somebody is shooting, somebody is shaking, somebody is already "killed". And the cry in the middle of all this "SANITAAAAR!!and "
[xxx] This is
This is what I scream)))

[ + 56 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32203
 28.06.2010
Spooky_V: It was only when my dad went on a business trip that I realized that he and I used the same toothbrush for six months.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32202
 28.06.2010
Discussion of the game:

by arator0067
I installed and what next?
and Aang:
I don’t know your genius question.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32201
 28.06.2010
I read the topic about the lifting and find it in the comments:

Kaka: No hero does not help me... I have tried it all... I have been doing it for 3 years... and it doesn’t matter... I’m a thin man... I want muscles
Vasya: Kaki really has no muscles, I witness, he is a whistleblower

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32200
 28.06.2010

skinhate (01:02:23 28/06/2010)
You are right...

skinhate (01:02:32 28/06/2010)
The Black Panther will soon come for you.

skinhate (01:02:36 28/06/2010)
It is crazy ?

skinhate (01:02:42 28/06/2010)
The Lord)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32199
 28.06.2010
MissleMike
We played at the bridge until three in the evening. I realized one important thing - in the game you need to periodically change places, or the friendly atmosphere begins to burn.
It’s like playing a fool: the same person is constantly walking on you. After a while, you start to hate him.

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