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[ + 42 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66393
 02.07.2012
At the insistence of the girl, he did the cleaning in his room. After 2 hours of effort in the midst of the total mist, a large box of computer games for the last 15 years has formed: from a collection of "Best Games-95" to the collections of Warcraft and Assassin's Creed. We sit with her to rest on the only free chair, she is, of course, on my knees. The dialogue:
D: I feel like I am in the room of a 13-year-old teenager!
I: No, at 13 years old, I didn’t sit on my knees like this!
D (thinkingly): Yes, if we were to sit down, maybe there’t be that box...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №66392
 02.07.2012
We are friends like SpongeBob and Patrick =)
No, Ir, you and I are like two Patriots.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №66391
 02.07.2012
I searched for used drums for Guitar Hero. I found one guy, writes that the condition is good, the reason for the sale: the type is tired. I called him and came to check how he worked. He sits down, has played one song, the second, then the third, even more enthusiastically, then turns his head to me and says, "Bye, brother, no insults, something has gone out again, so I will not sell until now." I am in shock O.O.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №66390
 02.07.2012
From the Press:
Russian Minister of Culture Vladimir Medinsky, after hearing the opinions of domestic filmmakers, agreed with the proposal of Nikita Mikhalkov to introduce in Russian schools the subject "One hundred best films".

And has Nikita Sergeevich already made a hundred films? and :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66389
 02.07.2012
XXX: people give good advice on registering on stock and suitable for deal Yandex money or deals
YYY: advice grass smoke han or land fly face asphalt

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №66388
 02.07.2012
From the automotive forum on the poor driving of the elderly:

Let’s see where you’ll look when you’re 80 ?
We will be flying in the air on the Lada Krzownik)))


[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №66387
 01.07.2012
We are 3 people here and guess how they are all called? :)
YYY: Sereshah, once you fuck there 3, and you Sereshah...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №66386
 01.07.2012
I watch the series '' suspects' there everyone is watching, the phones are listening, and so on. Totally shorter.
xxxh: and here the phone calls and the number is unidentified 0_0 terrible daj became.
WOW: it is not scary) scary - it is when you look at the hour of the night ''stranger' and then you go to the bath in the dark, and there the husband of the suckle of live acne from fishing brought and they in the water swallowed...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66385
 01.07.2012
Instagram does not work.
I read a tweet to my wife: The hipsters started starving because they need to post photos of food on Instagram first, and only then eat it.
The wife asks who the hipsters are and what Instagram is. I explain:
Twitter is when you write: I’m going to joke. And on Instagram you post photos of cocks.
Who are the hipsters?
These are the ones who first write that they joke and then post photos.
Profitable...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №66384
 01.07.2012

xxx: this welding brigadier probably appreciated :)

I would be a brigadier.)

xxx: heh, she would make you sweetened the thread.... bgg I represent her husband - sweet sweetened the borst - and the sweet herak and the break of the pattern and a full stupor - what electrode to cook the borst? Three or five?

yyy: ahahahaha)))))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66383
 01.07.2012
Comments on VKontakte photo:

AAA is:
Despite the fact that it’s not twenty o’clock at night now, I’m roasting like a fuck!pokerface!

The BBB:
Despite the fact that I’m fucking, I’m roasting at no more than twenty o’clock at night!pokerface!

The IMF:
Even though I’m not twenty o’clock at night, I’m fucking fuck!

and RGG:
Despite the fuck, I’m not twenty o’clock at night! lol!

The DDD:
It’s twenty o’clock at night, even though I’m fucked up.

and her:
Cock-cock fireplace amine

and burn:
Until I fucked almost twenty o'clock at night, I was roasting despite

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66382
 01.07.2012
I am one of those generations to whom it belongs.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66381
 01.07.2012
Xhh: I play with voice search in Chrome on the iPad, it works 100%. I couldn’t stand it, well, well, I quickly do something interesting.
He says the electric motor is interesting... but he read it and he is right

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66380
 01.07.2012
It was a matter of drinking beer.
A lot of crap has fallen...
That evening was beautiful.
But I do not remember anything.

I heard someone warm up.
ended at the end,
Running in the courtyard.
With the scream "I, fucking, a wild frog!!and "

That night the unknown
Hidden under a mask
I bought myself candy.
I shouted "Beer is a shit!!and "

closer to midnight.
Some kind of fool.
He cried out to the whole courtyard what he wanted.
Five hard knots!

I sit down and drink a mineral.
And I pray, quietly, fucking...
Five of us stumbled.
If it were not me...

c) Scorp

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66379
 01.07.2012
Cinderella :At one point, ALL echo files on the compact started to open somehow "with the help of" 1C
Alex-id: I read about this virus. You can get rid of it only by showing your breasts on the forum.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66378
 01.07.2012
article "An Indian artist writes paintings in the language".

The Master of Cunnilingus!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66377
 01.07.2012
XX: my motto is:
XX: measure seven times
XHH: one time a pocket.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66376
 01.07.2012
Q: Do you know that from tomorrow the border in Moscow changes?
WOW: No...
See also: [link to map]
Yippidy is Yippidy! Well, that’s what my booty is now...
Oh yeah yes! You can boldly tell the girls that you have an apartment in the center of the capital)))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66375
 01.07.2012
Be cursed with your "My game". How could he have thought of putting this whispering whisper in the background? I lie down at night, listening and like someone calling :D
Worms438: Ah... there is no whisper there.
Warant: Blessed are you!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №66374
 01.07.2012
I decided to host a race between Internet Explorer, Google Chrome, Minecraft, Skype, and My Computer race – who will be the first to turn on when simultaneously launched. I won the Blue Screen :)

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