I want you Ctrl-V ?

WOW (woman): cute, only Ctrl-V need to be done extremely carefully, as if it didn't work Ctrl-C...as last time scuco

I was at the birth of two twins. Everyone drinks, and one of the brothers thought about something and missed a couple of toasts. Here is the second brother and burns:
Are you not drinking? Who has a birthday, you or me?

(Shredder Odmin Huyace o_0 curtain)

Sergey>: comes a man,
Give a flash, a kilogram,
I’m sorry, what one?
This... like her... on the go. by Gigabyte
I - aaaa..ot please kingston on 1 GB - 350r black and white
I am on the tube.
I am aaaah.. you have a memory card, okay, what kind of phone you have
m- I am not myself, I am a friend, he fucked the phone, bought a new, I need a card
The phone model.
m........
I am approximately
apotheosis - man grit, give love, it will not fit let him fuck

"Uri wrote (a):
Oh, it still happens! Here is an absolutely true story, I observed in practice when in honey. The school studied.
In the badroom lies a 30-year-old man with a diagnosis of schizophrenia with a strong delusion of persecution. The content of the delusion is this: he is being pursued and wanted to be killed by his friends and family members for gradually becoming a Jew. He began to notice that his hair and eyes darkened, his nose grew and his character changed toward covetousness and greed. He wanted to be treated in order not to turn into a Jew definitively, but he was afraid to go to the doctor - the doctor could be a Jew and treat him specifically the opposite - to the Jew. In short, the non-drinking man sold everything in the house, half of everything he gave to his neighbors (so that they would not think he was greedy as a Jew), and on the other half he began to bow, so as not to become Jewish definitively. Jews are not drinking. But nothing helped, the process of transformation continued, others began to notice that he was already almost a Jew and now everyone wants to kill him for this.

Wife: Well, where is the money?
The crisis in the world. No money at all. And will not be.
Wife : Yes? What will you buy my mother for her birthday?
A rope and soap.
Wife: What, are you completely squeezed?! to
Man: Yes to myself! I will buy myself!
Wife: Here is it! You only think of yourself!

To the quote:

If you want to continue to enjoy Hollywood fighters to the fullest, never! Listen to never! Do not work in installation companies.

It is lucky for you that you are not an air controller - for some reason, when they have captured aircraft to plant some lamps, they always very carefully so with pressure, with fear in the eyes give instructions on the radio type: "Switch the pen to the left by 90 degrees and align the strip on the instrument a little more right..."
And, sadly, the dwarfs who saw the dashboard for the first time from the first time get in the right buttons and surprisingly clearly pick the right power of the engines... but it's okay. Much more killing is that on those super-modern boeings they do not have the simplest course-gliding system, which is able to land the aircraft in automatic mode, generally without the involvement of the pilot, and it is turned on by two buttons, and this, in my modest opinion, is much easier than giving control of the aircraft in the hands of idiots, who with one uncomfortable rush can kill it in the ground... But no, they will land, slow down, and then even a group of aircraft will arrange! Movies are real for fools... I am silent about how in these fighters the boats are put into orbit :)))

ASP (17:10 6/11/2008)
By the way, these pederastes in the bourgeoisie do not google at all.
Specifically dangerous guy entered his name and surname.
So there Google a clean sheet with the inscription that nothing was found.
I entered his name and surname on the following day - the link was to the fuck!!!!!!! to

Manukura told me.
She made a reference to her son at school: printed a page with the necessary information from some site, cut out banners, excess text and pictures with scissors. The Sclera. I decapitated.

Colleagues discuss how their children are looking forward to the New Year and rejoice at the tree-gyrlandes in the shops. The dialogue:
A: But Sergey told me that last year his child was so waiting for snow for the New Year that at the end of his (child) even depression began - snow was almost not there.
Oh, we’re not even talking about our snow anymore.

Smoke: I have lost everything on wifi. A laptop, a mobile phone, and even a stationary computer.
Rami: Gog... there is only wireless food to come up with.
Smoke: Nikola Tesla invented it 100 years ago. The Lower Tunguska is still in Auaia.

xxx: came recently to his hometown "for a visit". Mom picked up the bag, looking, put a note in the bag above the piece.
xxx: and I don't take money from her - a healthy fox in Moscow will take money from the mother from the province? Can’t be shorter.
xxx: took, carefully put her money in the notebook, let her think she took. I’ll go out of the train and tell her at the last moment.
XXX: I did that. Remember, I said, you have such a notebook with a diagonal strip?
XXX: Oh he said. I wrapped the money in your shirt and put it in the bag at the bottom.
XXX: This is how it is. Do not think that your parents are clever!

Authorship (20:12:37 2/11/2008)
The silence reigned!

Authorship (20:12:42 2/11/2008)
I am the owner of the house.

Authorship (20:12:44 2/11/2008)
ahahahaha

Dental Fairy (20:12:49 2/11/2008)
Silent Silent

Dental Fairy (20:12:53 2/11/2008)
Put off the knife.

Ilushka
I know how I found a cell phone... in such a state, a member in the pants would not find it.

SlaVk0
Gyeongs

SlaVk0
Mobile is bigger.

Ilushka
Here is the fox.

We sit with a friend at the "night movie", we watch some domestic treachery. At some point he cuts off and sleeps for about an hour.
On the screen, the hero pushes a replica:
What kind of porn is happening here?! to
My sleeping friend’s reaction:
Where is the porn??! to
The peacefully sleeping room was friendly and was born with applause.

The man who hears the iron ball rolling on the floor, thank you for being there.

Helena
Do programmers need to take and fuck?
Experienced Kamikaze
Ohha
Experienced Kamikaze
and you also need to get rid of the comp, and this niqab is not an easy task
Helena
and OMG. Is it enough to be naked?
Experienced Kamikaze
Not fact, not fact.
Helena
O_O
Helena
What else has to be done with you?
Experienced Kamikaze
This is how we are people.)
The first point is to catch the coder when it is not at the comp.
Invite to drink beer.
Then make him peel.
Take the book.
Give Sissy in hand.
Wait until he realizes that it’s not a mouse.
Then give an erection. in any way.
Then put in bed.
Divided by
Dress up yourself.
and fuck it until it breaks out ?

Brother in the bath:
Pull my back, or my ass is full! My neck is cold.

How do rabbits scream?? to
YYY: What did you smoke?? to

Battlestar Galactica:
Control Panel -> fonts -> ctrl+a -> right click -> Properties

Battlestar Galactica:
The Easter)

by Yamato:
This is a dog!!!!!!!! to

I sit behind the comp, I look at the weather in the mailrouge - "+7", the room is cold. I go to turn on the heater, I go back to the computer, - in the agent "+9". I am betrayed...