Talk to a girl:

D: You are a fool.
I : Why?
D: Because I love you.
Oh yeah, then the fool.
I don’t need a fool.
I am O_O

On the fourth day of lying in the infection department, I began to notice that I could sleep at any time during the day, but I must wake up before lunch or dinner. I was stunned here! I start living the lives of my cats. Eat at 1 p.m. according to schedule. Food at 2 is of good quality. At 3 o'clock I'm cleaned - you go to the toilet in the pot. At 4 p.m. you can walk here only along a corridor of 50 meters long, then the whole life was reduced to lying on the bed (read the carpet). and. I wonder if I get stuck in the corner?

The controller in the subway on loud communication:"Sasha, do you know why so few people today? The weather is bad, all the grandmothers stayed at home and did not go to the universes of the People"

Scientists have discovered new forms of snowflakes.
The commentary:
Myeller
The good guys!And I thought that they were wasting the money that the state would give them!!! to

“Gray, are you invisible?” Quickly to answer.
[5:32:18] xhhh: Grey, bored
Grey, you need more, little will appear.
In short, Seryoga, I am in love with you!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
[5:33:41] xxx: Here I burned you, @$#%^^& invisible.

On the bus today.
(D)the woman sits on a free seat, she is approached by (K)conductor al-la PTU, aged 20.
Girl is my place.
Sorry, it wasn’t written here.
The bus is waiting for a scandal.
K: As it was. A special icon!
All passengers in the immediate vicinity begin to fall on the floor from laughter - a sticker with a schematic image of a disabled man was proudly glued over the seat.

Boys and girls, if you saw someone in the subway, on the street, in the coffee, etc., then approach immediately and get to know, and do not write here any shit.This is not a dating site, it is not the advertising department.
Get out of the bore!

Facebook has acquired "Mordockbook"
The social network Facebook has an address in the.RF zone - "mordokniga.рф". One Cyrillic address Facebook was not limited to and at the same time bought the domain "face book.рф".

XXX:... yes, I’m compared to your Ilya Muromets!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY He is thirty years old and three years old.
XXX: The Fuck

the head in contact status: "Sick"
and the "I like" button has already been clicked by 16 people :DDD

Okay, you left those shaving machines on my desk then... I was sitting there and while I thought I would write, I took my leg to shave...

I probably in vain added my executive director to my contacts.
and what?
- he has interests: blackjack and prostitutes, steal, secretly hate others, glamorous prostitutes, make a smart face, fuck goats, chicks, dogs, submit to bad influence, pretend to be smart, laugh, watch the reaction, kill

I get scared when he calls me.

by Thoril:
What "Waiting" is different from "Sleeping"?

by Rexredeemer:
Sometimes the sleeper cries.)

Favorite: Oscar is good, Oscar is smart!! to
I: After I gave my cat, you don’t pay any attention to me at all.
The cat went to the bathroom alone!! to
I: Yes, I’ve been to the toilet alone for 24 years, and you’ve never told me that!!!! to

And now, Americans, I will warn you for the last time that in Russia Christmas is celebrated on 7 January.

A monument to Alexander Nevsky worth 20 million rubles is planned to be installed in Chita.

- It will be cheaper if on the monument Lenin armor and helmet to wear.

by merz_V._2.0
My neighbors in the community - a living proof that the pids are heterosexual!

From Forum
1: I will give the piano, urgently, self-driving.
2 What floor? How much do you want to get it off the balcony on the asphalt? ?
3: I participate in this, sign off if anything.
4 to +1

Yulechk@: Baby, how is Yandex written?
Operated by: Google
Jules @: thank you ?

xxx: He poured a full cup of tea on the table, poured a keyboard, a controller, a bunch of not very important papers, a journal, part of the tea poured on the floor, sucked into the carpet, the wallpaper also hit :=(
xxx: The hour killed this shit, wiped off the numbpad to white, scratched the rubbish from under the table, disassembled on the table, washed the floor, long ago I had not been so clean :=)
Do you know what a wet cleaning is?