From today’s discussion of the project:

XHH: Call it what you want, but the further the project goes with such a steering wheel, the more madness it smells. If it were a frigate of the British Royal Navy of the time of colonization, then the sailors on the matches should already shout “Happy!” It is on the horizon!"

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Who is behind the bus according to "Kyiv", Maidan", "Ukraine"? At least for a month?

I have lived in Germany for 12 years. I thought a long time about this car.

And I’m from Ukraine, too, I couldn’t understand what the bus is here :-)

From Belarus. + 1 to 1. It was a long time 😉

One day the Little Prince approached Schrödinger and said, “Uncle, please draw me a cat.”

Hungry talent creates, satiated talent creates.

Suitable for work to me in Tajik (we hold a couple at the enterprise for a non-traffic. They are brothers.
- Friend, you know everything, repair us the electric plywood, or the flood is bad. called, everything is normal, there is no, on each spiral of 47 ohms, the body does not cut. I ask, what is the connection between plywood and plywood?
Oh my friend, there’s not much meat in the water! I am going to Ahaia.
Well, you see, everything works, everything warms up – what else do you need?
Meat is not enough, he said. I again my thoughts go to the astral.. lodge more meat gryu - replies: I put - it doesn't help... I again there.. after the flight analysis it turned out that the thermostat on the power torch and tiles worked at the minimum mode - heated - turned off (cooled) again heated and so on. the time of cooking increased, and the hungry younger Tajik brother every time, checking the degree of readiness, hailed a piece of meat.

This is sports news on the first. So to say, a little bit of truth between Catherine Andreeva and the weather forecast.

Mathematics is up...
God is with you. If 1800 square meters are equal to 1.8 square kilometers, then this is a new word in mathematics, maternal.

student:... the break of the template is when the PREPOD in the session asks you to copy your lectures x)

XXX: Mom calls and tells a bloody story.

She enters her grandmother's room, and the cat Misti sleeps on her knees. Mother leaned to the Wi-Fi router to connect it, and when she turned to her grandmother in half-turn, Misti suddenly swung up with a bad voice, jumped two meters to the window, hit the glass, flew to the wall, tried to scratch on the wall, then pushed away from the wall and jumped on the window, where she hid behind the curtain, pulled out her eyes, pressed her ears, scratched and crawled with such a terrible voice that we had never heard from her.

XX: Attention, the question: what was it?

UUU: I almost the same way my wife reacts when I go into the kitchen in the evening, where she is watching a movie on a tablet in her headphones :-)

What would the NSA do if all the people at the end of each sentence randomly put the three key phrases: TERRORIST, KILL, MASSIVE DEATH?
I don’t know but kill, terrorism, terrorism

The voice of the entrepreneur:
Firefighters will require the doors to be opened to the outside and can always be opened from the inside. Police - that everything is closed with bars and not opened from the inside or the outside. The SES will require that there be banks with chlorine everywhere and there will be no products. Rospotrebnadzor will require that the certificates for the chicken include complete information about the place and time of its birth, relatives and relatives and the original conclusion of the border ceasefire in the place where it crossed the border. The veterinary service will insist on paying them for inspections in areas where the fish they are going to serve is grown. and so on.

XXX: Now the advertisement saw "Sport food from Europe at Russian prices".
ZZZ: For me, all foreign if at "Russian prices" = three-cost.
XXX: I also had the first thought was - heroic marketing move )))
ZZZ: It is honest!

I had to go to the gynecologist, I wasn’t a hundred years old. Let him see.
WOW: What to look at? Count of entries?
I hadn’t had anyone so long ago that he probably has already fallen.
Did you go through six nine?

The event takes place in Krasnoyarsk:
X: I have a colleague at work Toli vegan, Toli sun-eaten.
Q: How long has it been?

In mathematical terms, a lot of trolls is a subset of a lot of trolls: a troll is a fool, but not every fool is a troll.

It is somewhat uncomfortable when the boss explains something to you, and your stomach shakes louder than he says, and most importantly more convincing.

>>>If a child is shocked by the usual dog laughter, it is not the dog's fault, but the parents.

Shall they?! to

Topic "How to enhance the cell phone signal in the basement?"
Tell your relatives to pay the ransom and take you out of the basement.

This is:

My wife and I decided to buy a daughter for the NHL. I decided to read her "diary", it leads it some year. Now I am in 3rd class.
We learned a lot of new things, but the most fun was the recording:
"20 September - It turns out the quantity and quality of my stools interests not only me = (".
When my wife laughed, she explained to me that the recording is devoted to the dispatching of the class)))
I think, maybe it’s time for this school to go back to the university?

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Remember: never, never and never! Do not read other people’s diaries. It is ugly and low! How to disrespect your child to read his diaries! Fu Fu Fu Fu...

From the description of the film "Mulan" produced by USA-China on a well-known resource:

Hua Mulan is a woman who managed to enter military service in the absolutely male army. Her adventures were first described in the famous Chinese musical poem "Ballad of Mulan" in the 6th century. At the end of the twentieth century, "Ballad" became interested in the company "Disney" and created a masterpiece of animation under the same name "Mulan". Surprisingly, the animated story line is not very different from the new screenplay, with the only difference that instead of a fantastic presence in the cartoon of the dragon Mu-Shu, there is no less fantastic presence in the film of the famous Russian singer Vitas.