He says: I love you!
She: And why should I cry?
At least to feel...

The Trans-Siberian Express " Filmed by Americans
Film is interesting. Only on the heatway TAP 70 there is no transition to the car. Did you see her opening the door of the car? She turned the handle of the brake))XD

Those who want to try a cute girl have no future.

XX: I am studying in the Polytechnic. The way to the favorite institute lies through the park, the entrance to the park through a pebble in a small shelter.
xxx: So, in the morning, I go to the Politec, and there is a crowd of people near the calice, some and some standing along. I get closer and see - students and teachers are standing near the cottage, and the harsh look of an uncle on the other side of the whole cottage looms over the cottage, which was hanged on the cottage for an unknown purpose.
XX: Well, then yes, the people started to go around. And someone first used through the fence, good, low. Here the teacher did not stand, she said, say, guys, put me down. and crossed. When I crossed, the castle was destroyed.
xxx: And the whole friendly brotherhood sneered into the passage with loud victorious cries "ura!" and "the clever one will bypass the door, the polytechnic will destroy us!", this is even the most decent one.
YYY: I always knew you were all in the head.
xxx: the

XXX: Yes, I would kill those who invented the registration of knives.

After 5 minutes *

xxx: Hm... read the last message... apparently that’s why it was invented)

I watched the National Geographic channel today. There advertisement: "National Geographic opens a special project that sheds light on the depths of the oceans. Dive to a thousand miles of bla bla bla..."
Good luck in finding a place where you can dive thousands of kilometers.

sanitareugen: Earlier, in my ranking of names, the CHOP, which protects the synagogue in Mariina Roš. On their bars glittered: “Veterans of the SS,” and only by getting closer, it was possible to read the decoding: “...the special services.” Where is the food "Kurare" or the beauty salon "Deimos"!
But now I learned that the Mitinsk Cemetery is being guarded by the CHOP "Day guard".

noted the undocumented function of the ventilator, driving air through the apartment. If you turn it on even at average power, then mosquitoes have serious difficulties with landing.

If you spit me in the back, I’m in front of you.
If you’re in the back, you’re ahead too.

xxh: Tomorrow I will introduce a new secretary, I think like explaining that the boss has three standard answers that he writes on the documents: ''+1'' - approval, '' rabbit' - neutral attitude to read, '' door' - disapproval.
+1 is clear, what about the rest? The encryption?
The rest are abbreviations from his favorite expressions ''use as a rabbit from viagra'' and '' it needs us like the fuck door''

xxx: and in general, during the divorce and the division of property, my wife reminded me of that Indian from an anecdote who, taking off the scalp of a pale face, pleasantly asked "Highs straight or steep to do?"...

XXX: Three weeks ago, I decided to throw away my old printer. He put it in a bag, threw his old (broken into the mud, dirty, stinking) shoes there and put this set near the rubbish pipeline. The shoes were stolen the first day. I found out today that the package was sprinkled. The printer, go on!

Someone asked a friend to drive a compass to pursue. To himself, and his wife expressed the desire to ride a compass. My friend, we are going! They sat down to him in the car (Kruzak - "hundred"), came, took the wheel. We move back. And I look at the pen of the front passenger, and I understand that the steering wheel on that pen will be remarkably fixed. I pick it up from the back seat and hold it. It looks like a car with two wheels. The windows are open, there is something ‘good’ like Rammstein, the elbows of the windows are shaking and we are driving in two wheels... The man at the crossroads forgot to touch the green light... So he sat with his mouth open until he was alerted from behind. We walked into the courtyard, the man at the entrance was drinking beer. He was so squeezed that the foam went out of his nose :)

I walk in the street today, I don’t touch anyone. In front of me is a bus with an electronic dashboard "on the forehead", there usually write the route. And it was written on the board with beautiful orange letters: "Wodka is there?"

If you work in a collective farm as a simple tractorist and at the same time earn millions of rubles, then you live in Belarus.

G.F. nothing so makes you think about the desirability of crossing the road in the wrong place, like a lonely shoe standing on the dividing strip.

X: It worked well on the photo for the passport)))
W: So is it O-O?
X: Of course no) Photo not accepted, sent to rework)

Don’t think anymore:

I went here early in the morning in the bus and thought: what drivers of buses, trolley buses, etc. Going to work and from work?

If you don’t have a car, then on the bus. Only in divorce. The robbers come to night transportation on normal transportation. They leave in the morning as usual. With respect, the bus driver’s wife.

My father is a shit!!! to
YYY : Why?
xxx: I play a line on a pirate server and there you can change the password from the account, I was not especially obsessed with inventing the password and it is the same everywhere... So it turned out that the father knows it.
YYY: And what?
xxx: And that he in my eyes put my Persian on removal, said that I have exactly a week to close all the debts in the institute and left... All my attempts to enter failed T_T
YYY: YYY x)
XXX: Here I sit, Zebra... T_T

Jax: Translation from Sophia
Glad it wasn’t from Vladimir :D