The girl explains to the guy the reasons for the breakup of the relationship: "I have not yet had time to give you, and you have already borrowed me."

The snow circles, the summer, the summer, the summer.
I mean, I think it’s May-A-A...

The Siberian will understand.

((MazzzA :))
Gandon

Bober
The Romance.

Bober
You see, the good has won.

ts> What kind of dog do you have?
steelbr> spherical
ts> O_o
ts> is that a parody?
steelbr> well sharp, what a difference

VIPer02: I’ve seen a lot of things... but there are children’s surprises consecrated on Easter.

I come down to a friend, and he wrote a textbook in magic goddy. Gooddy dictates him, and this picture in the notebook rewrites =))))

Millionaires
I come to the temple of God all as it is appropriate - with eggs and eggs... for a couple of minutes I left the candle to burn I return - ahtung!!! No my puppets! I am not sorry. I am confused. Could that be a sign???? to

by STL61
Indeed, a sign is less than a clove.

I have a voice, but this is about hearing... In Russia, they say that the bear came to the ear, and in the West, that the enema spit in the ear. So, in my ear at the same time, a whole outpouring of enots crashed, and then the bears still painted the lambada)))

And let us specially for Bash introduce an active use of the emoji -D (which means "Lopata!"). In some quotes, it is simply necessary!

by Sat!r
Do you paint eggs?
Vico...
No is
by Sat!r
We have greens and iodine.
Vico...
the fools)
by Sat!r
The one who was painted was drunk.
by Sat!r
But the morning joke appreciated))))
by Sat!r
He screamed out of the bathroom.
"Indeed the Day of Resurrection!"
"Pydoras, your mother")

XHH: Yesterday Corsa entered me in the traffic jams at Dmitrovka... the girl listened to an audio book.
Interesting maybe?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "Concentration of attention" is called...

I went on a date with a girl yesterday. Wet under the rain.

She was so flat that she was eager to walk in the streets.
She : What?
He is missing. This is my friend about shoes.
She: He’s so short that I didn’t know where to put him.
Is it 0?
I am a girlfriend about the ass)
Are you venting?
She is : ah)

xxx: You know Max, he fully satisfies the equality "Maximum = Maximum - Mind": everything is, everything is missing.

The song:
The snow circles, the summer, the summer, the summer.
I mean, I think it’s May-A-A...

Novosibirsk, 30 April

I’m talking to a friend on the phone, he’s watching "Smolville’s Secrets"
I: Well, turn off and go for a walk!! to
It will end in 20 minutes!
Stop watching the TV! Go out now!
It’s hard for me to listen to you and Clark Kent at the same time.
Do not listen to all the fools!! to
Further on the line... ooh

X: People, maybe anyone knows how and through whom to buy a military ticket?? to

Tiger: They give in the military. You come there with things. A year they do it, you will hide in the military unit, so that they don’t get stuck in the army. The shape will be given, the boots, the oath, the dog all the things... so that no one would guess what you are cutting, even physical training will be allowed to do. And then, in a year, the most real military ticket will be given, as if you really served in the army.

Yin (16:02:54 28/04/2008)
I am a depressed boy.
Panika (16:05:43 28/04/2008)
Are you joking?! to
Yin (16:06:18 28/04/2008)
Do you think I’m not a little boy or a depressed boy?
Panika (16:06:29 28/04/2008)
Of course no
Yea (16:07:22 28/04/2008)
that is. Am I a happy girl?

Today, walking past the playground, I heard: I will be a superman. I am a spider man. Then I’ll be Gagarin... I’m overwhelmed by a sense of pride.

Fisting: What are you doing?
NB: I work...
NB: I’m sitting where I work.

Pumko: Peter, next to the Baltic opened some brewery... advertising slogan on the stretch "you are waiting for a cold beer in sweat bars"
PUMKO: I have a dilemma - whether the designer paid little money, or whether to go in and say that "in the bushed circles" it would sound a lot more beautiful... and more human...