lisena: and we here the real theme was came two girls with a resume on the job office manager in the chart courses - Arabic dances and macrame

I met a girl on Facebook and she asked:
Q: Do you have a girlfriend? Or something like that?"
The third hour I think what to answer.

He invited his girlfriend to his home, and did not have time to clean up in his Gikov Berlog.
She: I think you’re playing Tetris in your room.
I : Why?
She: Do you really think that if you put things in a row, they will disappear?

by Tusk. A drunk guy looks at the girl's clothes with crows and rhinestones:

When we come to me, you come to my curtains and don’t get close.

Neighbors do all kinds of car repairs. One day a girl comes and calmly says:
I need to take off my pants and change my clothes.
The neighbor:
Is she not able?
After 5 seconds, the girl, realizing what happened, escaped in her car behind the turn, she was no longer seen.

Don’t write me now, I’ve got a compilation.
mike19: Okay Loh
Mike19: Will you go out with us? and :)
mike19: Oh, thank you for the porn record, I’ve never met such a hard one before!! to
Mike19: Did the man ever tell you that he flew from you?? to

Yopt, I could never explain to the director that wifi should be not only in his iPhone, but also in his surroundings.

As a student of the Faculty of History, I stand in the queue of the reading room of the library to receive books. In front of me is a girl, probably a first-class student. Dialogue between the girl (D) and the librarian (B):
D: Please give me a textbook on the history of philosophy
B: Do you think of the history of philosophy or the philosophy of history?
The girl moved...

Japanese scientists have invented a way to synthesize meat from human impurities.

One response to “Gavrinna Dushena!!! The guest! The highest sort!

X: Fuck, I wanted to go to the gym yesterday after work. Then take a look at what kind of film. Spend a pleasant evening. I went home drunk at 2 o’clock at night and now I’m heroic.
Yyy: Well, the evening clearly exceeded your expectations))

My girlfriend yesterday immediately after sex burned off:
How long do you have to retreat?
- O_0

When John Lennon was learning to play guitar, aunt Mimi cried out, "Guitar is a good thing, but it will never help you make a living!"

At the height of his success, John bought his aunt a luxurious mansion on the coast and decorated the hall with a marble board with the inscription:

“Guitar is a good thing, but...”

Nikol@s: When I wash, I remind myself of a young man who is crawling on the first spring water drinking bedemote :)

Do you know why there are no raps on the North Pole? It’s hard to grow up on the street.
© HZ

If your wife left you on her own will, should she work for two weeks?

I play fifa, passes by mommy and grit: it would be better to go live and play football. I play in Pure, passes by the mummy and grit: better live riding a motorcycle, I play in Battlefield, passes by the mummy and grit: better... and not... better play.
Play the right games.

YYY: Do not be jealous of me. Really no one. I don’t even talk to Igor on quip!
XX: With which Ivory?
XXX: O_O

Are there lesbian gynecologists?
P.S No, I do not need. I am curious

XX: Study of foreign languages. I remember, in my early childhood, all the inhabitants of our then communal apartment received humanitarian aid from Europe. In addition to the bowl with hot dogs, dry milk and peanuts, there were also mysterious strawberries with the inscription "HOT DOG". Our people are dark, they do not understand literacy. Well, there were screams that the corrupt capitalists were giving us hungry dog food. "Hot", you understand, something for "dog"... No other than shit! My parents, both after the English branch of the filfak, said that they would gladly eat "dog food," and the shy neighbors gave them all the banks of hot dogs with a contemptible smile.

YYY: This is something else! I was complaining about one herla here: "Well, what stupid films these Americans are making! Well who would guess the movie "Vampire Diaries" to name?" It turned out to be the series "The Vampire Diaries"...

Battya bought a foreign brand, after 30 years of driving on domestic stalls, the first comment:-"Bla!!! You press on the gas, and it goes"