My sister is working in Zhao. I recently told a case. Two young green parents - aged 18-20 from force - came to register a newborn daughter. When the name was named, the sister thought that she heard: JESSICA, the surname is Goltyapina. The poor child...

On the website "kill me please", among the endless stream of boring cockroaches, I found this:
I’m 28, I’m hungry, I drink every day, I smoke, I fuck.
I owe nothing to anyone! I am so fucking happy!!

I was at the dentist. All in order. After another drill, she issued the phrase:
Natasha, black material and a lighter.
In the brain came images of Secret Materials, implants, etc.
In my rounded eyes she calmed me:
In another cabinet use a gun to supply water. And the phrase "Ira, give a gun" scares patients a little.

In Moscow there is a gun that never fired, a bell that never ringed. Let us erect a monument to democracy that does not exist and never existed!

Ramsanka of holes demands to assign the title of the city of "Great Military Glory"... it is the p**ets of comrades... for what? For the fact that the whole republic was accompanied by the fascists, and for this they were deported to Kazakhstan. Or for 1-2 companies? Don’t give you a reward? I am sending a ray of diarrhea.

I slept with a girl today. I woke up before her, and decided not to wake up. Eventually, she lost her stop.

Humans and bananas have 50% identical DNA
XXX: The Lord! I am half a banana!! to
YYY: We have even more coincidences with rice.
XXX is AAAA!! to
I am fucking a salad!! to

Grandmothers near the transition trade cats, and a whole row next to it. I went to see what it was about: it turned out, cats are ordinary, but on the box where they are sitting it was written ''Cavaliers'' (!)

A wicked man wrote to me:
The Sushi?
I answered:
Just a bite!
Released immediately!

In the center of Kiev saw an announcement:
'' I am going to sell a goat. White with a speck on the rye. The female is not older. Milk gives a lot, very handy. and Mania. It affects the goat and the infection. This is not the case.'

In the United States, there is a charity Orangutan Outreach, which trains monkeys to work with iPads. On their site you can see photos and videos: monkeys successfully play games and even call relatives to neighboring zoos via Skype.

This is what Apple’s target audience is.

We took our daughter to the zoo of domestic animals. The zoo was unattended, mountains were shit everywhere. The first impression is a lot of mess. Wherever you look, someone must meet. directed to something. Even snakes crashed - for the first time in my life I saw them do it, although the possibilities seemed to have been enough. During the stay in the zoo, we managed to visually compare the amount of shit produced by indouts and straws. To see how interesting and, a little embarrassing the spectators, met the wild cock. Distinguish a fucking pig from a fucking donkey (it’s hard! The guard told us. Well, and a bonus - I went into someone's shit and for a long time forged the rifle-foot pads of a barefoot. The zoo is shit.

“I remember with my first in the car decided to try, and took his mother’s keys from the car, split.. Then yes and forgot to close the window.. So this is such a picture with oil - my foot from the window of the car, on it as a flag the cowards swing, and next to the window is his mother and with silent surprise looks at everything that is happening... then opens his mouth and gives a brilliant phrase - Denisca, there dinner on the plate, here you finish - warm up and eat with Angela there. Then I turned and left... I never laughed like then in my life, but I am ashamed of her until now...”

A well-known organ told me.
Call to Police:
“Come quickly, here two of my husbands are beating!
The pause...
It’s okay, he’s beating them.
A very short slide)))

[Commentary to the photo]

That’s what I understand, a girl. No excess cosmetics, Paphos. The natural beauty.
YYY: That is the guy.
XXX is fucking

Q: Is the curriculum running?
L: kicked out already :) I have been able to sleep for 2 hours :) such a... very postmodernist cursor worked out. Based on the work of the predecessors :)
M is mm. Postmodernism is cool! And the ambassador?
L: From the spices there is only the title :)
Conclusion, introduction and list of literature. and :)
L: Everything is broken :)
M is. Are you like a towel? Just warm up. x )
L: I have a cursor like fucking :) to throw out and never see :)

I realized that I was very poorly drawing when the cat looked at my drawings and began to bury them.

When it’s hot, cowards don’t wear clothes.

It is right to dress them in such a heat, let the cowards run dressed!

And they brought the Duche and the Führer to the field of defense of the troops... and a battle began, equal to which humanity did not know... The strongest of the Duche warriors was terrible and fearless - a huge fierce Negro with an Iroquois. He knew no mercy, and there were no equals to him... And he sowed darkness, and went to victory, terrible in his nakedness.
Ladies and gentlemen, this was Edward Radzinsky, the latest news of football. Further about the weather...

Alex: I’m not too cold, I’m not going to get married to her.
Sasha, you’re a man, you get married, you don’t get married. Have you married your ex-husband too?
Alex: also
Alexandra: And they also say that the grandmothers with the emancipation sum came together. What can they demand if the men themselves do not know who is the husband and who is the wife?
Alex: Sasha, these are your rollers, don’t get me into them.