From the summary:
Reason for finding a new job: resistance to zombies, adequacy, ignorance of the basics of anuslising

In the office
XXX is Blind! I can't find the end of Scotch
The female got caught.

After last night accompanying the girl home, through the courtyard full of drunk, aggressive hop fans, I realized that courage is just the art of being afraid without giving sight!! to

by K
When you come to the hospital, you are treated. Neither there nor there do they require from you a deep knowledge of their own, not your profession. So what kind of damn do the admines want? Something has broken =(

Probably because you do not come to the hospital, because you are itching your heels, moreover, if you are itching your heels, you do not try to first scrape it with rust pile, then pour it with iodine, and then only call the doctor and to his full horror look to answer that it itself happened somehow, you did not touch anything.

For those who do not know. Hmelin is the basis of brewing. It contains phytoestrogens. Two bottles of beer contain the daily rate of hormones produced by women. With regular reception causes a serious violation of the hormonal background. (Childlessness, obesity and so on) Admines and the Russian inhabitants of Basha, do not ignore the PJ. This is our future.

The life of the bank...
A glorious resident of the glorious Azerbaijan. The Russian language is not friendly. He wants to send $50 to his family. The people are dark, the operator works for three clients. Give him a translation application to fill out who and how much he will send. He writes - sweats, something whispers about himself. It gives a statement - it is written "50 (Pieces)".
The operationalist breathes and dictates on the letters how to correctly write Fifty...
“Nat праблеm,” replies the glorious resident.
It rewrites in a new way, it sweats again, cries... It shows: 50 (FIFTY), the operationalist is sad, the clients are amused, the glorious resident begins to get angry... The operationalist writes on the paper the word “Fifty” for the sample. Again, he re-writes, something does not work out, breaks the statement, asks for another form... Finally, after filling out a new form, it all shines of happiness. Operationist reads: 100 (st)
Ura!! to

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx In the column "desirable payment per sheet" you can place only 2 characters. What if I want to indicate a price fork? Or to write at all that we will agree on money? And in principle, the payment depends on the direction of the translation, the urgency, the subject matter, the volume of work and much more. How do I put it all in two characters?

yyy - write "hz"

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I want to make a protein cocktail at home! help with foods and cooking,what I don't know...thank you.

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All very simple
Go to the store and buy nuts.
2) Go to the forest
3) Make a Trap (I Use Nuts)
4) Thirst as long as the protein eats the nuts
Take the white and go home!
The protein is scrolled through a meat machine or in a mixer.
Drink a protein cocktail

Talk to my wife on ICQ
You will go to Ashan.
Yes, write that you need to buy.
Toilet paper and food
Melkiy: from milk locally

There was always a formal and informal communication with partners. Especially when there is a young man sitting on that end of the wire, a simple performer like me, and splashing with kindness, inserting through the word “very respected...", "do you not let go of...""Be so kind....", "Thank you for your attention..."The feeling that business correspondence reads. We have one, we are accustomed to, "RJOM" with all the office in his manner.

He calls before March 8, obviously already noted with his team, in the same style he pronounces a long congratulatory speech, wishes, then something unknowingly asks about the work... Suddenly he hurriedly turns the conversation, ending with the phrase “I am very grateful to you, very respected....., I hope for further very fruitful cooperation, all the best for you” puts the phone, the tube is badly placed and further hears his scream, cut off to someone: “Blessing, nahuya you fuck him?”

A time of morale...

I went to the supermarket today, I see this situation:
There are two sellers of the same supermarket one covers from the guard standing next to the other wipes in the pocket the rye and then departs from the guard for a couple of meters and shouts: Hadshot!!! He throws a sling in the face of the guard.

I was in Aachen.

If you stole a wallet or confectionery, shouted the grandmother in the tram, beat the hopes - DO NOT write about it on the tower, this is the most suitable resource for this, and all the above-mentioned personalities read it, seriously.

Everyone saw inscriptions under the windows of residential houses like “Lena, I love you!” or “Ola, Birthday!” We have under the windows of the institute on the asphalt with healthy letters written: "Tanya, forgive me, you are not fat!".

If children are raised by the method of knot and strawberries, they will grow fat and fat.
The Blacks.

The Conchita.

The transfer from Israel to the United States was given to the IceCorn family without problems. The chapter
his family went to the position of engineer-technologist, his wife
She is also a nurse and is not worried about her job. Especially that
Former Igor Lidkin's boss for two years as he lived in Portland and
Worked in the same factory. English was pulled, the apartment was handed over and forward.
The only stumbling and headache is how there will be children. children
There were three. The older Sasha 9, the middle Alenka - 5 and the main -
2 year old Adele. Of course, at first they thought there were saddles, but
The former boss immediately gave the idea: take a babysitter, with accommodation. and
Cheaper and more comfortable. Where to take? Any Mexican girl.
Just pleased. There was also experience - the boss himself had lived in the house for six months.
A Puerto Rican woman with a beautiful name, Michelle.
The glaciers thought, threw and decided to try. Especially when found
The candidate is the younger sister of Michelle. The girl was immediately
Conchita, although she also had the name: Anna Maria or Conchita.
Something of this kind.
All the advantages of such an arrangement of ice sheets felt in full as they came out
to work. Conchita woke up in the morning, gathered the children, sent the elder to the house.
I went to school and took the middle school for half a day in the kindergarten. She stayed at the youngest house.
And before lunch I had time to clean up, cook a couple of fire-breathing dishes,
meet the oldest of the school and even wash. He hurried quickly,
skillfully and with the song - as it turned out later, she was at home from 8 years old
I took care of a bunch of brothers and sisters. Is it only three after that?
Coming from work, Lucy did not think of anything, she got a clean apartment,
Children and lunch. Moreover, if one of the spouses
stay at work, or someone of the children suddenly got sick - always at hand
It was Conchita. If you go somewhere in the evening, no problem.
Of course, I had to remove a larger house and bills and food... but in general and
Overall, Lyndon was extremely pleased. In the beginning, the love was
A young and beautiful Latin American woman in the house, but it passed quickly.
Conchita behaved modestly, not demanding almost anything on Sundays.
I went to church or met with friends.
Conchita spoke terribly in English. The language was not given to him.
Moreover, Lidkin’s home spoke in a mixture of Russian and Hebrew.
themselves and with children.
The older children spoke Hebrew with each other, and Conchita spoke to everyone.
In the Spanish.
Adele first spoke Spanish. Ivory has heard everybody.
As a boy, Conchita ran a ballad with him in Lorki's language, and Alex ran with him.
Alina is overwhelmed. In the process, it was revealed that it was only
The flowers. Alex talked to her at school.
Latin American Koreans exclusively in Spanish, and Alinka loves
Sit down and watch some tearful series with Conchita.
But the main event happened just before Christmas. In the evening, going out
In the kitchen, the head of the Lidkin family witnessed a dispute between Alex and
Alina, whom the children taught in Hebrew. Suddenly in controversy quiet but firm
Conchita has entered. It took Igor a few minutes to realize that Conchita
He speaks... in Hebrew... In a fugitive, not bad Hebrew, with a characteristic
The Spanish accent.
Hebrew is generally a fairly simple language, easy to learn, like Spanish.
It is not wise that close international cooperation has yielded its fruits.
So they live, the Russian-Jewish American family.
“Hola, Conchita!” - screams was from the threshold engineer Lidkin.
“Tas?”
- "A col converser" - Conchita responds by ringing - "ma shlomha"?
The only thing Conchita sincerely wondered about was why.
Her name is Conchita.? to

Old shoes will last longer if you don’t buy new ones.

Mrack: And you knew that when Aristotle came up with logic, he joyfully arranged a feast and ordered 100 sheep to be slaughtered. Since then, sheep don’t like logic.
Vozhd: They seem to be drunk there and have also killed a bunch of babies.

It is just like a drug, first you read a little and you start to like it, then you read more, and you sit down specifically, and over time the pleasure becomes not so common, but it is no longer possible to get off the tower.

I know a girl who is a bit upset. She recently asked me:"and what is the glass here? In the phrase ' the time has expired' " ))))

No one can be called a fool, it is unpolitical.
Representative of the intellectual majority.