Medicines are used primarily by those who produce them.

The Gocha.
I got a tooth sick. Starting to spread the face.
I went to the district dentistry. The doctor looked and cried:
Immediately to remove! Eight of them have gone to the ground.” A year ago I had a wisdom tooth removed. 40 minutes with a hammer. Those who survived will understand. But under the threat of a full-scale flux he plunged to the surgeons. And among them is a surgeon named Gocha with a corresponding name. I feel great about Georgians, honestly, but all these conversations about the purchase of diplomas by the Caucasians... In short, I tried to get to another specialist.
I go into the office and see - at the reception my tormentor is tormenting another victim. And next to the empty chair stands a man of a clearly expressed "Caucasian nationality". I froze in the door, feverishly wondering if my unfortunate tooth will suffer until Monday (the case was on Friday). And then the man noticed me and, smiling, asked, “Girl, what do you have?”
Encouraged by the appeal "girl", and I have already crossed the "Balsakov age", I say, "We need to remove the eight." And then he, theatrically stretching his hands, said with pathos: "Well, explain me why, when you need to get rid of the virginity, they go to whom it came, and how to get rid of the eight, so to us - to the dentists?!" The people in the office, and there the sisters were turning, a couple of brothers unfortunately sat, and crumbled. I was just tired of surprise. I say, “I don’t even know what to say to you. Would you promise me that if I need it again, I’ll only turn to you?“”
In general, he made me anesthetic, took some instrument, began to knock on his teeth, "Is it so painful?" “No” “And so?” “No” “Is that so?” “No” “Here is my eight.” I almost cried out of happiness.
Then he gave me his card. On one side of the photo: he gently embraces a wooden crocodile with nail teeth. And another inscription:
"The fact that you have teeth is not your merit, but my lack of work."
I love you Gooch. More such doctors.
of Kharkov.

Humans use only 3% of their brains. At the same time, it loads the brain of another person 100%.

News: "In 2012 in the Belgorod region will create four traumatological centers"
How are you preparing for the Apocalypse in your region?

Sergei Erjemin: And I guard the trees... I read from the screen.

StopKran: Imagine how many trees it takes to generate energy for the screen.

What would you add to love if you were God?
Tagged: backup

The New Shyamalan Film
The story "Father Saves His Child", Bruce Willis is in the roles, but the father is not played by him, but Bradley Cooper? It is madness!by 11

Willis plays a kidnapped child.

XXX Good Morning
This is a bad morning :D
Zzzz: The morning is not good
XXX: Yes, I’m also out of the hole.

Damn, the shit of ally!
Oh, the fucking zero.

I met a boy from Munich on the internet.
He has intelligence.
Is this a big rarity in Munich?
This is a rare occurrence on the Internet.

Please try to write me a few words in asky. A phrase for example. And before sending, press the controller + t (Latin). It will be written in Latin letters.
and MDA. Poleznaya shtuka, esli chestno. Ne zabyt' by...
If you press the boot button and hold it for 5 seconds, the word opens. Some secret spots. I have an entire article about it...

The member yyy* has left the chat.

YYY works in the city SES

Do you know which beach to swim on?
YYY: Oz, laboratory assistant Olga, who took water samples, lies in the hospital with jaundice.

With demotivators, comments under the demo where a girl can’t read a book, sends and says ‘I’ll be a prostitute’:

Demi is not here. Prostitution is not just due to lack of intelligence.
Blablabla: +1, different situations in life
The horse: you go both prostitutes, suspicious comments

Ivan Urgant on Twitter:

Habensky, Urgant, Yovovich, we are one team!Gather the word from the first letters of our names...We are one team-team Beckhambetov!!! to

Kinski: Today I suggested to my younger sister to stay with us, I say we will play.) I am in her fist!
Kinski: She cried and wasn’t left

gomez : how often in the Windows interface, in addition to the usual buttons "Yes" and "No" I would like to see "Yes, fuck, and no more asking!!and "

In Moscow, the leading TV channel "Expert" was murdered. The body of the 27-year-old journalist with about 30 knife wounds was found in his apartment on Pavla Andreyev Street. At the same time, the agency XXX reports that investigators are allegedly considering as the main version of SUICIDE.

Let’s make a cooking game!
He: Is it how?
She: You will be a cook and you will roast me at the table.

About the film in the forum.
xxx: Calm cow this movie, honestly
YYY: Do you know the types?

When will the people learn to ask for fireworks and ask for lights?
yyy: I'm not asked at all - they approach with a cigarette in the teeth and with a miserable look: "MMMMM?!!and "