From the call center operator:

Operator: Is this the number?
Subscribe to: No
Operator: Can you tell me which number is it?
About another thing!
The Operator:?! to
Please name the number you are talking about.
In the hearing?
Operator:........ (the silent hysteria)

BradZot: Survival on pirate servers with a bunch of bugs and wrongly-working scales (if at all working...) has made our people so advanced that on off-servers, where it works ALL and ALL right (!!!) Foreigners are being protected from Slavic opportunities.

My mom gave my favourite snoop some sort of compass iron and a cute flash... And I am a poppy polyethylene ^_^

p.s Make your kids happy 😉

Creators from the advertising agency "Voshod" of Yekaterinburg, placed fragments of books on the bottles of air refreshers.
Our prayers were heard.

XXX: Write in the claw so that you don’t beat
Judging by how it hurts, I now do it myself :)

epic fail, say...fail is when you watch amateur porn and suddenly realize that this action takes place in the apartment that you shot a week ago(((

The Belarusian:

Dear Universe, when I repeated the mantra “Money is getting more and more, it’s coming to me with an endless flow,” I didn’t mean devaluation!!! to

The Russians want to return the militia.
Q: Is there a psychiatrist in the state Duma?

Status in contact:
So why...? Why Do Philosophers Need Economics?

Commentary :
Well judging by "Economics" - Philologists you crazy... Maybe something will work out with the economy...

by Fugu Fish

Yyy: Daddy is burning)))
XXX: What is it?
YYY: I came home, everyone is sleeping. When I go to the kitchen, he drinks sleeping water.
I said, I had a nightmare.
Which?
-I came to Irkutsk on a tank.. and I had him at the station 2 alkasha spied.. and I had a few bags of salt there.. I was chasing them, and they were hiding with him somewhere.. well how can you hide with the tank...? I woke up and there was no tank.

<Ravox> pzds
<Ravox> for the sake of the director's versions of the Lord of the Rings in HD wipe out all porn on the computer
<Ravox> Who am I after that?
<El_Pasador> Elf of the 80th level

She said I’m cute =)
YYY: Again on the liars pulled?

Fuck me, I am a man.
[22:46:45] Maria: I sit in cowards, I drink beer with whiskey, I listen to lymp biscuit...
[22:47:23] Yuri: in female trousers alcohol-free beer
Yuri: You are not a man.
Yuri: You are a kind of pidaras.

Every year, about 4,000 people are damaged by tea bags.
I will try to introduce
Yes, you’ll get it, yes
You put it in a bowl, yes.
Brandon Heat: and he has you so HU*K from the windshield in the breath

The medusa Tripedalia cystophora has no brain, but has an impressive optical apparatus – a total of 24 eyes.
The comments:
Why does it have eyes if it has no brain?
YYY: Brainless to look back.
ZZZ: It’s stupid on the sides.

We will be three developers.
xxx:1 experienced and two of us
yyy: preferably 1 experienced and 2 experimental

I set up and install Windows, Linux. I install packages of software=) I work for ebu=)
Tag: for food
I agree with you too XD

c) FiZiKiZb

Zzz: Yesterday I broke the worm.
zzz:driving through the semi-empty parking lot of the supermarket, saw in front of it a small wreck of sand and garbage, 2 meters in diameter...And instead of riding around, cynically scattered it.
Zzzz: I am still worried.
Zzzz: It was very small =(

Nera

tw2fan: what was killed in Russia before?
Quasome and Mongol Tatars

I urgently need a girlfriend.
so that she can come to me.
Eat a cake, pellet or coconut, roll with me on the balcony, discuss my girlfriends, my boys.
so that I can always honestly tell her whether it is worth losing weight or not. To give good advice.
so that you can make a whiskey with collie with it, and then do all kinds of nonsense.
And then take and marry her, and live long and happy.