We lie somehow with our brother, we fall asleep (beds opposite each other) with our brother, the cat lies, the cat cries his brother straight in the face:
- Fu, Kosha, I probably haven't brushed my teeth at all in my life.
- And Kosha probably thinks: "Fu, Andrusha, his ass has probably never slipped out in his life".

# names

"Where is your brother? What does he do?
He owns the fishing vessel “Macedonia” and hunts cats. We will probably meet him off the coast of Japan. It is called the death of Larson.
The death of Larson? It accidentally broke out of me. Is he similar to you?
Not very much. He is a stupid cattle. In him, as in me, a lot... a lot.
The beast? I suggested it.
That is exactly, thank you. He is no less wild than I am, but he barely knows how to read and write.
Never philosophized about life. I added.
“Oh no,” replied Wolf Larsen with bitterness. And that is his happiness. He is too busy with life to think about it. I made a mistake when I first opened the book.
Jack of London. The sea wolf"

In the case of your girlfriend is not in the bag, oh not in the bag... how do you meet and live with such people?

I don't like the series "Doctor House" at all (separately - as an artwork and separately - for what especially gifted patients learned from it). But recently I felt like his character.

In general, a man of forty years and a little comes to the reception. He tells us that a year ago he suffered a stroke, was treated in the clinic N in another city, then moved, now it will be with us. No, the medical documents have not yet been given, but he will tell everything himself. There are neurological disorders in a person, but they are no longer similar to stroke, but to the consequences of years of abuse of some drugs (from those that are in a regular pharmacy box). Under the sauce, let's wait for documents from that clinic to be sent to the examination so far, nothing was prescribed... In general, in that clinic, as it turned out, there is no neurology department at all. Probably, they are all really lying.

The former chief of the department told this situation, further with his words: "In the middle of the working day suddenly turned off the light, I sit drinking tea and here comes one of the accountants with the words: - Cracked programmers, little that because of you forever 1C does not work, so you now even turn off the light in the middle of the working day. I’m glad I was there at that moment."

He was a student and went to college only for food. I am being taught there now. Motivation has not changed.

XX: I have come to this conclusion.
The lonely sysadmin is no different from the lonely woman.
XXX: One with a lot of cats

Knowledge is power!
The cyanide potassium is just from blue acid and makes...
Blue acid is a very volatile volatile compound, and dark nuts for it is not necessary, it is easier to get synthetically, and the cyanide sodium at 1 course in the inorganic laboratory is obtained, so there are no problems. And carbolic acid is nothing more than a phenol, and by chemical structure is not an acid at all. Transparent is not synonymous with colorless!!! In the characteristics of the reagent always write a transparent, red color, or transparent, slightly yellowish...The device for measuring something is a photocolorimeter, (FEC) on it measure the concentration of the substance of the colored solution, so that slightly yellowish or yellow is a big difference, while the solution remains transparent, otherwise the light will not pass through it. Exceptionally convenient for urine tests.

The man’s logic.

I don’t know everyone in the office yet. I came to eat in the kitchen, warm up the food, all in working thoughts. A woman stands at the table, cutting vegetables. -"Hello you are happy! Thanks to you too!"
I went to wash my hands, I come back, the girl stands cutting vegetables... It seems the same as before, but not the one... do not say hello? and panic)
I lower my eyes. No to! A different shape of the ass) means a different girl.
Hello, I say good appetite!

I work in a bookstore:

- Do you have sets for browsing, panels, strings for browsing?
This is a bookstore.
Well, I thought – since you have books on sewing, then maybe there are sets...
I have medicines and cooking books. But to open the pharmacy combined with the dining room I am not in a hurry.

Is there a colour scotch?
No is
And the green?

XX: In a dream three days wrote "Mario" on 1C.
XX: It was Mario with a new weapon – a basketball ball. And I was terrified about how to make the physics of this ball.
XX: And then there was a presentation with a bunch of people. And I was ashamed because I didn’t drink those pieces of code where Mario mocked the matte and made the nasty jokes.

A strong, independent woman, who has her business, money and status, has no right to get a child from whom she wanted, having given up alimony in advance (well, or almost given up, that is, they will lie on her father only in case of her disability, the transition of the poverty line, loss of workability and other unexpected). But unfortunately! She has no such right. The man will be deducted anyway. And since this immediately scares 90% of potential fathers, forcing her to either choose artificial insemination with an unknown goat in the clinic, or forced to connect with someone with a permanent family, all of her self-sufficiency and independence legally turns into a scam.

You can put a sketch in the "father" column. You can adopt a child. Not all strong and independent people want to have children at all. And the phrase "forced to connect with someone permanent family" is generally surprising: the husband takes much less time than the child, and helps him grow up. There are, of course, babysitters (we are provided under the condition of the task), but if you do not communicate with him, do you not pass on his knowledge and do not educate him? Because it should be so? You are not independent.

I remembered the story of a pigeon on a bicycle in the summer.

xxx: The story happened in the summer when I was riding a bike trail. On the way I followed, a not frightened flock of pigeons formed, for which the rapidly approaching object did not pose a threat. In a meter before contact, the herd decides to leave its current habitat. The lack of analytical thinking did not allow to calculate the trajectory of the flight, or over them the desire to commit suicide prevailed. Thus, one of the members of this herd inevitably collided with my leg and accelerated, according to Newton's second law. As a result, this angry bird headed toward a fortification structure called a bench. Well, it is believed that on a beautiful summer evening on the bench there were several modmuazels, the density of which on this bench was such that it did not allow the feathered projectile to fly past. In spite of Newton’s pedal laws, I started to rotate faster.

The importation

B dining room of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation in Moscow, opposite the classic chicken cottlets in panirova, known as cottlets in Kiev, hanged the inscription "cottlets in Crimea".

V.m: Here's how I'm sometimes arranged for the TZ: Well, in general, I had an initial request - a light one-handed elephant, but which is still one-handed, not a sword without a guard - there are light swords, about so - only a sword. That it resembles a lightweight sword rather than a sword.
But the sword!
V.M: And as a sword

I always thought that a joke is when both sides laugh, not one. This is not a joke, but a ridicule or humiliation. This also applies to joke.

The Dignity:
A good sight. I play battlefield 1 in 4k and on ultra settings, everything is stable, below 60 has not fallen

The shortcomings:
not

The general impressions:
I feel a little sorry.

The post of Russia trolls either itself or people. Established Post-Bank, but not accepting card payments. at all. Even a post bank card.

We went to the theatre with Tania.
Courtesy of Dramatic.
The premiere of Hamlet.
The actor is a shit.
I forgot the text.
They closed the curtain - and judging by the sounds, they broke his p$s.
Waiting for another actor.
Oh, and it is simple!!! to

In 2013, the month of August. At the ChrtkK “Grozny” in Chechnya – we are mounting a film about a regiment of local special forces. In addition to the filming, there is, among other things, an interview with the commander of the regiment on various topics. We get to the point when the Colonel says:

We are not equal to the West. What a western place where a man lives with a man!

The director of the installation, a healthy guy named Tamerlan, a fighter, hearing this, dies. Without changing his face, he said:

The homophobes are cursed.