<xxx>: And I dream that I am a unionist. And someone sends me to steal enemy wood. I make a move, I cut down a small tree, I begin to cut a big tree... And the steps are not enough. And I see, the enemy arbalet wants to kill me. And I can’t move – it’s not my move, it’s terrible to die.

Sergi
Guess what brick we hang on the key to the men’s toilet.

Nile
The pentagram?

Sergi
Roulette is 2 meters.

Advertising in the Zoo:
The sea pig is not sick, not old, not burned in the fire, nobody turned it out! She has that kind!

Sorry for the topic, I don’t want to offend anyone, but this story happened at one airport.

A healthy Negro came to the registration. Breadth, under two meters, but not thick, generally healthy. He speaks Russian very loudly. This is an Afro-Russian :)
In general, he says to the girl, say, put me in the passage, to the emergency exit. It will be uncomfortable, I am big. In the passage, even the legs can be pulled out.
The girl answers him:
Don’t worry, everything will be fine. Fly like a white man.

returned from Egypt to his homeland. Sharm al-Sheikh airport, an hour before departure, duty free spread under clean. We decide to drink a beer in a smoker. Seated clearly. The meat beduins were already in panic, 5 Russians were evicted at the airport, began to scream about the loud communication. We jumped up and as lemings migrated towards the terminal. Checked the tickets, all OK. Take the bus to the plane. I see 3 buses in which the hz. In all the crowds, all the angry (looking in the heat is not pleasant). I flew into the first one that got in and bragged the first sho came to mind; "is this a bus to Perm?". Our delay was instantly forgiven.

In the center of Stavropol there was an accident involving a car Lamborghini Murcielago worth 15 million rubles. The owner of the vehicle was not injured as a result of the accident. Breaking his Lamborghini, the driver moved to the Bentley, who came for him.
and...
Fuck I live that way!

Do the movies have any Kaki-Nibut?
Ilya Temnov: Yes, does she have a flash?
by Nea ((
Ilya Temnov: Well, sit on the balloon.
She is Bollywood!!! to
Ilya Temnov: Bollywood Sit!
Julia is fucking!

Everyone wants to be a slave. No one is against the slave owner.
I objected...

Weather here is great: sunshine, slugs are already singing, leaves are still
No, but Kizil has long blossomed and all kinds of first flowers have broken. and
Here in the midst of all this grace we meet a column of ladies - fans.
"Nordic" walking, with sticks very similar to skiing in the hands, but without
Five thousand without age. Same combinations, the same robberies.
They move like robots on the assembly line: somehow angular and absolutely
and synchronous. Absolutely nonexpressive, iron faces.
The somnambulists. Disharmony with everything around. We walked with them and
We grow, we grow in spring. And we meet a man: combes and robberies on it
Same as on somnambules, but the ski sticks are shrouded behind the back.
some sort of cunning belt in the way of a rifle in the biathletes, in the hands
The Prut. He does not walk on the path - he dances in a jump. A smile from the ear to the face
The ear, with a pruty, directs and whispers - the saliva trumps.
Everyone greeted, everyone greeted in the forest. He is us
He asks:
What a weather! I want to sing. Do you hear the sludge?
Without waiting for an answer:
Did you meet these five? have seen? They expelled me. I am in mood.
and ruined.

The government is not supported by half of the population. and what
Speaking of evil...

Training in C++ 2nd course. Prepod - Megan and Guru, a woman of 70 years of age, friends with compasses all his life, from bulbs and perfocards, only one defect - the little is stumbling. The student calls her:
Something doesn’t work here...
You are the frog...
0 O O
You are the frog...
......
Work with the indicator here.

The critic must be ready and capable at any time and at the first requirement to take the place of the criticized and to carry out his work productively and competently; otherwise criticism becomes an abrupt self-satisfying force and becomes a brake on the path of cultural progress.
Dr. Joseph Goebbels

Sells one humorist in contact false emitter. Comments Off on.xd
Otto: girls bomb in my face from natural skin is the same, I give in good hands for a plate of soup clean socks and clothes)))))
X_X

In addition to higher education, you need to have at least average intelligence.

And the younger generation does not understand why we use the "Apply" button before pressing OK ))

from one
Why did you delete the VKontakte page?
In my opinion, it’s the same as asking, “What devil, did you come down with heroin?”

Why are you here, girls? How many of you will be?))
I am one piece, I am one piece, I am one piece, I am one piece, I am one piece, I am one piece, I am one piece.
Leha: I always knew that.

I just go for a walk, I go to a friend, I watch a picture: her boyfriend makes a computer (the problem is that the computer is absolutely not turned on, as the socket is pulled out), the body is unfolded, the work is boiling, everything is done and still stands next to some man, like the left... well, in general, he tries to say something every 5 minutes, and the guy is constantly sending him, I say I can do it myself... and the man stands and smiles. I was even interested, because the man clearly knows what the reason is :) In general, after half an hour, the guy gives up and tells the man "well what you wanted there, say already", and the man answers him "that I am an electrician simply, the entrance disconnected". The face of the guy hoped to see :)))))

Jimson: At the same speed as the sandwich tends to fall with oil down, the spoon in the shell tends to get under a stream of water and splash everything around.

Sleeping is very boring, but fucking, so pleasant.