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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4435
 29.04.2008
Thunder
I am a slave of Pon.

Gosić
And I’m a gentleman from Wednesday to Friday.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4434
 29.04.2008
Nekso: I all of course understand... my mother found a cockroach in the kitchen, struck it... well, she left me a carcass, say sonko, look, I’m not crazy that there are cockroaches in our apartment...
He was ordered to go to the toilet.
Well, I came to wash the dishes, looked at this body, lying on the back near the dishwasher...I started washing the dishes...
I understand everything...
But when this red dead hunch begins to move first with the cheeks, then with the legs, then turns to the stomach and, crumbling (!) I’m going to sink into the garbage...something took my soul straight.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4433
 29.04.2008
The xxx:
Explain, you have been talking about a cracked car for a week, drinking beer with your neighbor all day and sitting in the ambulance. About cooking abilities I am generally silent, any single man will envy)
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Are your eggs still growing?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4432
 29.04.2008
Wikipedia scares me more and more every day. What is worth a phrase:
The words of the Imperial March: Tum-Tum-Tum-Tum-Tum-Tum-Tuduum! Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum Tum by TUM! Tum-Tudum Tum-Tudum Tum-Tudum Tum-Tudum Tum-Tudum

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4431
 29.04.2008
Specifications for Win XP:

SPAN4_BoB [27.04.2008], Rating: 5

I’ve been there for 2 months and I really like it.

PHAnToM [27.04.2008], Rating: 5

I also have about 2 months, and everything works perfectly. I also like very much.

by Ark [27.04.2008]

Of course, with the erection you are all right, but what about the sable? and :)

[ + 54 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №4430
 29.04.2008
Spoilt: Hi, do you give advice on Russian language?
Oh yeah yes.
Spoilt: I am interested in the arrangement of the signs of interpenetration in the sentence: you fucking fucking Gandon fucking
o o o o o o

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №4429
 29.04.2008
27.04.2008 13:37:05, Nagumo
I bite the chicken’s legs and wings.

27.04.2008 13:39:56, c@b
I am glad

27.04.2008 13:40:16, c@b
Now rub your fingers off so that you don’t write me all the shit.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №4428
 29.04.2008
17:09:40] <skipper> who will tell what is "monthly" in the medical language?
[17:10:04] <LIL~BoY> menstrual period)
[17:10:13] <V2g6cH4> in general, we are all mortal
[17:10:20] <V2g6cH4> and eggs too
[17:10:56] <V2g6cH4> and here, when the old egg dies, its switches in the form of platelets, leukocytes and others gather around it.
[17:11:06] <V2g6cH4> and accompany her to the last path)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4427
 29.04.2008
The girl defended the course.
At the end, when everyone is satisfied with the brilliant answer, the old professor asks her to write on the board the words:
"Experiment, coefficient and gradient"
did not protect.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №4426
 29.04.2008
sheid (01:19:13 29/04/2008)
by Fuck.

Fable (01:19:21 29/04/2008)
and?

sheid (01:19:41 29/04/2008)
Half a day thought what to write to the girl, eventually mistaken through the window and sent her "chicken? Reply to"

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №4425
 29.04.2008
The Russians are so harsh that they come from the weekend tired.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4424
 29.04.2008
Walking with a girl:
Do you take me to the forest to prove that I am obedient?
I: It is possible. How will you prove it?
D: Well... minetics...
Mmm... under the breeze...
D : ah :)
I: I am a bearer!
Q: Am I a subordinate?
I followed...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4423
 29.04.2008
Step: the bullet, they lacked beer here, so they placed a sheet on the floor before the couples and poured a handful of little stuff on it... At the questions "what is it?" all answered that it was a fund to help the whales thrown off the shore, and offered to make a major contribution.
Fannteg: and how?
Step: Well, judging by their condition, when they climbed to the end of the class, they did not save the whales, but they lived their lives.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4422
 29.04.2008
But our style of cycling leads to liver cirrhosis and obesity.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №4421
 29.04.2008
xxx (28.04.08 0:16) :
Breasts do not play a special role if they are fucked.

yyy (28.04.08 0:16) :
Fuck you are romantic.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4420
 29.04.2008
-Bla, people I urgently hope to know what is made of the paint for the eggs, the question of life and death is urgent!
Why to you?
- Mom in the evening stumbled into the freezer on a bag of frozen cranberry, go wrong says tomorrow morse fun
- I wake up in the morning from a terrible badge, from the dryer the jaw is swallowed. I go into the kitchen, I see a pot standing on the plate with a liquid of a dark red color, I think the morse is just in the topic, well, I didn't know that my parents yesterday painted eggs! Pepe's party has succeeded, who will tell me I'll live until evening?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №4419
 29.04.2008
Comments on photo on classmates - "I and the tree, I in a shirt"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4418
 29.04.2008
He is:
and greetings! How are the parts? How is mood?
She is:
Dim, can I ask you?
He is:
You can ask of course.
What to do?
She is:
Please don’t talk to me like a child. Don’t have to cheat, right? Do you try? I will be much more pleasant in communication.
He is:
I greet everyone so much.
He is:
Greetings as a piece? Is it bad?
She is:
Smoke is terrible.
She is:
Do you say goodbye to the guys? I will not believe in life.
He is:
Only with girls...
She is:
Voyoot
She is:
Imagine that I am a man. Driver of Kamaz
She is:
and all will be well

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4417
 29.04.2008
I made a torrent movie. I see in all sides the speed is normal, only from one not to which it does not blow. Three seconds pass and the Israeli flag appears.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4416
 29.04.2008
Siba: My grandfather says "Nahui marry, happy girls and so give".

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