The modern version of Dr. Aybolit is Dr. Blythe.

Spring slowly passed into summer.

<semir> there is such a pressure that your eggs would break
<beta> I am a girl
<semir> well the brain would break
<shadow_no> she is a girl

XXX: We are sitting in the house. have disappeared. Mother and father are sitting opposite. My mother looked at me for a long time with loving eyes and said, “You’re beautiful, Mishka... Your eyes are so... blue... big...”
And the father is phlegmatic: "Like a crawling dog..."

Fibonacci Salad is a salad made from yesterday’s and yesterday’s salad.

For taste and color, Stalin's companionship is not for you!)

No, I don’t sleep, of course, but I think it’s some kind of snoring at the middle of the second night in karaoke to Zemfira: “Do you want me to kill neighbors who are hindering sleep?”and "

Yyy; And I started going to the shaping and in a month lost 20 thousand rubles!

You are an angel.
The Fallen?
Max: The overwhelmed

The Landing (11:44:13 20/06/2011)
I was in the car and noticed a flash of the video camera. I realized I was photographed.
He was on the subject of excess speed, although he knew that the speed was not exceeded.
Just to make sure of my assumption, I walked around the quarter, passed by.
again in the same place, at an even lower speed. and camera
It exploded again. I thought it was funny, and I walked past the camera.
three more times at turtle speed, smiling at the camera that clicked
Every time I passed by.
Two weeks later, I received five receipts by mail for driving with unwrapped seat belts))))))))))))))

Drown the damned glamorous rescuers from the orbit advertisement together with their yacht! Give us back Juno and Cynthia! :" (

I may be a witch, but you have a magic stick, sweetheart.

Suddenly came to mind an example of the difference of thinking.

If a woman attracts her husband, say, nuts, and says, “Eat, dear. By the way, walnuts improve potency - the phrase about the potency of a man is perceived purely as a fact. Type: "Ugu, good that increases chrumhrum".

If you say this to a woman, then you get a scan with screams: "Yes, then you are not satisfied with my potency, you are heartless?and "

xxxxxxxxxxx:
After the conference, we went to the forest for a picnic. Talk about a hobby. Who has what: one claims that he is a DND trustee, the second on MTG, the third Vahu collects, the fourth knife, the fifth mushroom, the sixth fisherman, and so on. Only a silent guy was sitting under a tree and... hm, he was silent, sewing some hairy fig. Someone asks him:
Who are you, dear man?
and I? The guy breaks off from the sewing, kicks back, on the tree under which he sits. I am a subordinate.
The hunter arrived. The costume shields.

The question:
A week before the wedding, he comes to a new bedroom, takes him to a four-room apartment in Kutuzovsky and tells him that he is an internet trader and earns more than $ 400,000 a month, and took that one and didn’t tell me to make sure we had love. 0 - O
Should I fuck him or be happy?

The answer:
Funny, but with a very happy expression on the face.

At 7 p.m. I went out for cigarettes. In the courtyard on the asphalt, healthy inscription - "Misha you goat! I love you!"
I think it’s a heartburn. I go back and notice that the car next to the inscription, all the wheels are broken, I look further and the next, and even further. Until the end of the court!! Including my car!! to
Beautiful, if you read this come, we will love you all at home and not once guaranteed!!! to
And we will love all the Mishes from our yard!

I watched the movie "Armageddon".
I found the main meaning of the film - the Russians never give up, but the Americans still take all the glory of themselves. = = (

Where would you stay tonight?
No to NO!!!! to

The true good man is the one who does not hurt the disputed slats.

Our generation in the country does not plant anything but... the liver.