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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98673
 01.06.2014
At the last consultation before the EGE, the Russian language teacher handed prayer to the whole class. She, like no one else in her class, knew what her students were capable of!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98672
 01.06.2014
The internet is unpredictable.
I wanted a chest, but in the second half I entered: "sisechu". It was suggested to correct on the "Sisebut"... Well clear pen I agreed... now, instead of looking at the breasts, I sit reading about the King of Westgoth...
The loser.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98671
 01.06.2014
by Peter. In the courtyard on the rugged gates with a green balloon, it is laconically stated:
"They say green calms"
It is written with a yellow balloon.
Nothing has annoyed me more.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98670
 01.06.2014
DerArto: Kazakhstan, Russia and Belarus have a tradition: from time to time to gather together and form some kind of alliance.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98669
 01.06.2014
Walk with a child (3 years old). We stopped to see a real tank monument standing on the stand. I draw his attention to the flowers at the monument, tell about the memory of the heroes. Then I notice the beer bottles hanging on the tank's doule, I say, say, sadly, what the tank turned into. and Ilya. Without thinking:
The enemy hanged.
I had to agree...

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98668
 01.06.2014
XXX I'll go, I'll lie on the bed
If there were such a profession.
Yyy lying on the bed.
Yyy, we would be top professionals with you.
Will I be a doctor of blood clotting?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Yyy is a multiple winner of the Prize of the Year.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98667
 01.06.2014
xxx: Do you have a case that this type of file did not exist or that way?
YYY: Yes, if the file does not exist or the path is incorrect

[ + 17 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98666
 01.06.2014
Of all the games I’ve played, the second Mass Effect was the most realistic.

There was spam on emails periodically.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №98665
 01.06.2014
The girl just called:

-Hello, company "Aqua***"
Hi to you!
We are studying a population survey.
What do you forgive?
Quality of water.

I couldn’t talk any further.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98664
 31.05.2014
Well, in general, I apologize, but I can’t help but put my five copies on socks with sandals: in the summer came one Swissman – a sixty-year-old teacher of higher mathematics, already retired, well, I see, and he was wearing socks under the sandals. At my surprised look I said with a smile that it is practical - you walk around the city for half a day, then you go to someone for a visit, take off your socks, and your feet are clean)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98663
 31.05.2014
This is a website requiring a mobile number for registration.
XHH: phone number is requested.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: from which fig I should have a cell phone at all asks
yyy: I may have a family of mobile atheists who do not believe in wireless communication.
xxx: *smiley* I will hide this o.o

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98662
 31.05.2014
The century lives, the century learns. I read how a gold stick with a loop at the end removes the bubbles from a glass of champagne!
UUU: Decadents, shit... Per they are also forging holes in cheese?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98661
 31.05.2014
and unreasonable:
This is:

Well, men have such a feature that they do not see dust and dirt in small amounts.


The crazy? Have you been in the army at least once?! to
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Man, do not burn the office!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №98660
 31.05.2014
What is the name of the woman who was a prostitute and married a millionaire?
Yyy: you’ve just described half the Ruby ?
No, not from us.
Yyy: and again Nifga did not clarify))
HHH: I remembered it! and Julia Roberts.! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98659
 31.05.2014
I cannot stand.
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In Russia, the choir is sung soberly only in the church and at a concert, and not always.
– – – – –
You go into the army. They love to sing in choir. In a sober way, yes. Without any special reasons.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98658
 31.05.2014
Comments on the video"Epical Laps of Klitschko"
by Andre
Yes, the neuronal connections specifically curled him.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №98657
 31.05.2014
This is:
and *****:
Shit by Shit :((
after the message "I want you very much" you mistakenly send the husband, not the lover, the main thing is not to write "oh, the window was wrong"
Fuck it :(

You are a prostitute!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98656
 31.05.2014
This is:
This stupid

Any more or less mentally healthy person has the desire to be good in his understanding and to have a positive reputation in significant people around him. Probably your girls are showing you. And the fact that they do not agree to a two-year test drive suggests that you are not so attractive to them to spend so much precious time on you without a guarantee of results. This doesn’t characterize your girls very well and makes you foolish as a person who repeatedly chooses such girls. As I can see, you don’t talk about feelings, you’re your ladies like a cowboy on articles.
You understand and judge. Why are you so surprised by their cynicism?

A young girl. Don’t make people laugh at your kindergarten ideas about life.
________________
The argument is fucking idiomatic.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98655
 31.05.2014
I clogged my lips with scotch.
It became easier to live.
No need to say words
Responsible for them later.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98654
 31.05.2014
From the forum of Moms:
"this is their skiing money to scratch, you are asked to wear a chance tire we really dressed 2-3 times and look at everything yourself everything you have to appear when the baby begins to sit"
The baby will sit!! to

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