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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №113593
 19.05.2015
A few years of education reforms and falling will not be Progress, but the lantern pillars.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113592
 19.05.2015
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Not much was done, and they left the field.
YYY: Very ugly from their side.
xxx: I don't understand the term "unpleasant"
yyy: this is synonymous with "ohreneli"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113591
 19.05.2015
A friend writes:
From the field "How to get a mom crazy in a short time"(Listened in the swimming pool dressing room).
The endless flow of questions:
You ask a lot of questions...
The child :
What is a lot of questions?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №113590
 19.05.2015
xxx: Hmm, somehow I was not interested in the series about walking dead, I have visits to the district hospital in this regard for the eyes is enough

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113589
 19.05.2015
The incomprehensible:

Here we in the Independent in Kiev on the idea of supply-demand should be about like you in the regional centers, only here at least one in the fucking can be removed even working almost as a cashier in the supermarket. What about the average plankton salary? And when demand falls (well you understand why we have less people willing to rent apartments here) - prices also fall. And the owners of apartments are very attached to the guilty tenants, who pay on time. I, for example, even the current amount was reduced when they realized that on average in the city it is already the price of two in a new building, and not a single with furniture older than me. All seems to be logical. So what is your shit?
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Because half of your working population is going to work to us, which makes your rental housing market easier and loads our jobs.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113588
 19.05.2015
My 3-year-old is listening to a story for the night. I tell, I tell until the end and I keep silent, listening, sleeping or not. She is silent. I also remain silent. A few minutes later the voice: "Mom, did you hang?"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113587
 19.05.2015
Are there any funny quotes here?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113586
 19.05.2015
Sometimes I see a car with a Vampire inscription on the road.
I thought: these cars probably suck gasoline from other cars at night.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113585
 19.05.2015
A test of perfectionism.
Write the balls on a sheet - numbers in a column.
He dropped because the columns were crooked.

You are funny, and I have to live with it somehow.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №113584
 19.05.2015
Our children want to live by their minds, but at our expense.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №113583
 19.05.2015
I work in the TP provider. A colleague sits down, communicating with the subscriber. In the process of dialogue, the microphone is turned off and gives:
You will have 13 houses and 13 apartments. The port is not 13.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №113582
 19.05.2015
I read randomly, I drink coffee, I chick, sometimes I scratch in my voice and pactal.
I’m going to see what’s on the abyss. Idiots, you are still here, sadly.
Back to Random.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №113581
 19.05.2015
RPC for Tea

One day I was forbidden to photograph the fresco "Jesus drives the merchants out of the temple" because photographing in the temple is paid.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113580
 18.05.2015
RT @LexFrei: Shed a bath with foam, jumped from the run and realized that hot water for three days is not as cold as I did

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №113579
 18.05.2015
I’ve never seen a porsche jump.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №113578
 18.05.2015
A million for the initial contribution. The man! In Russia there are regions where for this money you can buy an apartment, almost in the center of the city and still for repair and a new TV will remain!
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Well, well, only here the salary in this region is 10 thousand maximum, and how much to save?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №113577
 18.05.2015
When you are going to do repairs, there is money for everything except repairs. Once you start repairing, the money is only enough for repairs.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №113576
 18.05.2015
Yesterday at dinner, I say to my husband: I have romantic plans for you today.
He said to me: Well I don’t know... I don’t know... even though our players will play...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113575
 18.05.2015
It is said that once, during the holding in the collage of Ally Pugacheva double competition, it secretly took part true Alla Pugacheva. The winner of the contest was the president’s wife.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №113574
 18.05.2015
I dragged my husband to the garden to excavate the greenhouse, he is clear to chew as unwilling :D and I am sitting on a twisted beetle, listening to the cockroach. Well, and I say: "Cucumber-Cucumber, how long do I have to live?"Cucumber did not make a sound :cry: here the husband from the corner asks: "Can wait, to dig something?" :crazy:

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