When I chew a cat, we both get pleasure from it, but some sort of feeling of the “dove” is still present.

C for one phone.

Whose phone collection?China and Hungary?
6700 only Hungarian collection. Chinese - neof.models with three sims, a microwave and a TV - from dirty))

Yesterday a guy was supposed to come to me at night, but he did not come and I fell asleep.
One day he calls and says, “You couldn’t call that you slept?”
HH: What to say to him?? to

Those who know how to speak beautifully much, but those who know how to keep silent more.

From the forum: When I lived in Germany, I went on courses to teach German. And there groups are built so that all students from different countries, and can communicate only in German. Then there was a girl from Scotland, and somehow she didn’t love me. I walked through the nose, friendship with a Japanese from our group. So here. We had the task of telling everyone about their country, in German. Then came to me. I started my story, and then she interrupted me with the question, “Where is Russia?” I asked her, “Do you know where Scotland is?” She replied, “Yes of course!!” Where is Japan?
“Of course I know!” All that is between them is Russia.” I answered.
The group applauded me!

Well, young man, what problems are you having?
Yes, I think about the fate of the motherland, about the fate of Russia. How to do so,
To make her people live better.
What exactly did you come up with?
Beer and vodka should be produced not by zero or five, but by zero or three.
Yes not bad. And what more?
I need to do something with the clock. There are a lot of them, fucking.
and divorced.
and well. Do you have any other ideas?
I want it to always be summer. Cancellation of winter time.
Also not bad. Is it all?
I need to rename something. For example, the police in
The police.
It is wonderful! Now is it all?
No, it is still very important to move the capital from Moscow to somewhere else.
Volokolamsk...
It is enough!
Psychiatrist in Military:
- The examination showed that the recruiter does not simulate - and indeed,
A real madman.

Don’t believe in the wicked:
I think my hair is too hot.
The yellow:
Has she pulled out her tongue and scratched the newspaper?

Well, what normal girl would come up with such a fluid nick like Model, Marmelade or Lapotch? Which, I ask you?! to

Frog Queen: A girl from the stream works in a school camp. a 6-year-old boy got up in the middle of the class and cried-I want to pass!the teacher tells him the type you are shouting, so you can't say what the guy answers - and why my dad can scream so before sleep, and I don't))))

Wikipedia,from the article about the character "Samsung Street"
Ancient fans of "Sezam Street" don't like Elmo because of the displacement of other dolls in the air. Parents believe that Elmo will teach children to speak in the third person. Although Zuzu and Abby of the same age group speak normally and correctly. Elmo was also seen in the drawings of aliens and is undoubtedly a servant of Satan.

to read Oblomov... am I alone here seeing a recursion?

I send rays of fertility to all drivers parking near congresses from the wheelchair sidewalk. That their wives give birth three times every two years.

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My cat has a figure.
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She eats for a week, then loses weight for a week.
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I think she is oriented through the hole under the couch - to climb hard - loses weight.

Discussions of Americans
Black bread can be called black or it is not polyt correctly.

The working week was successful - I just checked if anyone called me for the calculator!

- here we have a broken luster, here there was not enough tiles, here there were two door holes instead of one...
Unexpected design decisions.

In Russia, there are two types of free medical care: medical fasting and urine therapy.

<Kosko> with girl nick
<Kosko> Kalanchoe

I saw this picture at work today:
A colleague sits in front of me and so melancholy chews twiks - we sit for lunch in silence. After some time, he, with the same boring look, issued a brilliant phrase: "Something the bounty didn't go...".
I was drowning :D

S.H

Anything that is popular in our country must be prohibited. Let us prohibit, school, the army, the family, the elderly and the sick children.And it is desirable that it would be all prohibited by Onishchenko, he with a piar on the prohibitions goes out cool.