I decided to lose weight. Salad juice instead of bread, in general, a classic. In a couple of months of healthy eating, I successfully lost 1 breast size, and no half a centimeter in the waist... I urgently eat cakes!

Dialogue in the market:
Where are they being sold here?
And where the cheese is, only along.

Man buy cake, please his wife.

What kind of puppy is this?
He is a bitch, a bitch.

[11:20:25] xxx: How do I know what torrents the releaser has stolen in the last month?
[11:22:10] yyy: What purpose are you interested in, Mr. Police?
[11:22:32] yyy: Do you reveal the case or want a share?

I have a broken mouse at home: it runs past cheese in a mouse and eats a dried patch of pasta! And after all this, a broken cat is watching. :(

Now, thanks to the "30 frame effect", it is possible to challenge the data of the GIBDD video recorders without problems.

Troll here a guy, a fierce fan of iPhones.
I don’t understand your Android. For 3 years I used iPhones, and then took my wife to play Samsung. Such a shit!! Nothing understood, the buttons are somewhat incomprehensible, why some rights need to be obtained, all irrational, through the ass. Another thing is the iPhone - it is straight as a live, understands everything, voice controls there, all things. And in general, the iPhone was a pioneer, and your Androids did not exist at the time. Conclusion: Android for whirls, who have nothing more to do than crawl in their poor devices.
I: How I understand you! I have been riding a horse for 5 years. And then I took my wife to play a new merce. Such a shit! He immediately entered the pillar. Some buttons, pencil and pedals. Rights must be given for something. Whether the horse is a living creature, voice control, there, but, went. And the cart was invented long before cars, everything else is a miserable resemblance. The conclusion - all the machines for tricks that only do what is forged in their poor devices ;)

How to make sure children don’t play with robots
What does it mean to violate the second law of robotics?
Robots should not regard children as human beings.
YYY: Then the robot can kill them?? to
xxx: I am not afraid.

I also walked along the mountain fields.
Poor foreigners studying Russian

lop[wild_cat]: I read the news from the morning: "Open protein responsible for obesity"
For a long time I could not understand why proteins "responsible" for obesity and why he hid...

I go on the bus on Wednesday morning. Conversation of two men:
Q: Did you watch KVN yesterday?
YYY: What kind of KVN??? It usually goes on Sunday.
I watch it every night. Only in the program is written "News"

Minecraft fans are buying a raffinade!

But the Cherokee will never fall in.

What is the “effect of the 30th frame”, the police did not tell. But it was stated that it distorts the color rendering due to insufficient performance of the processor. In this regard, red, green and other colors may be displayed incorrectly. Therefore, the video cannot be an objective argument.

And no one was confused that red (regardless of how the police or processor sees it) will always be on top - yellow in the middle and green at the bottom. And whatever color the colors of the lighting display, their sequence does not change.

I dreamed of a taxi driver. He dropped the car and sat in the transit with a sign "Brothers and Sisters! Please help me!! I approach with the bill, he asks:
How much?
The Capitol.
and no.

2 days in the gym - minus 2 kg
Do you fucking go there?

We are in line at the GIBDD in the examination department, a bunch of people, someone has already been transferred 8 times, all tortured. A girl enters and orets "Who’s the parked red Mazda on the street?" Everyone ignores. Again, and so on 3-4 times. I say: Yes, this is right, no one has it.)

In Krasnoyarsk, a failed attempt on a businessman was committed. The killer met him at the entrance and opened fire. One bullet struck from a golden chain on the man's neck, and the second hit his chest. The injured man self-injured the attacker. As a result, the killer went to resuscitation, and the businessman did not need hospitalization.

On June 24, in the district of Moscow, in the framework of the holiday "Youth Against Drugs", groups - "Siberian Fungi" and "Bloody".

Dear Santa Claus, please let all lovers of rest in nature with loud music settle a neighbor with a perforator, nine children and a home pony! >__<

And why then Mikhail Kalashnikov did not work for the car factory, if you look at now on our cars half the world would drive.