In the subway, the lady writes a letter.
Something touching and apologizing in the style of “Excuse me for appearing in your life at all... How now to look in the eyes of your wife...”
The subject of the letter. Re: The Logo

I am coming, where are you?
YYU: At the crossroads, near the lighthouse.
XXX: Next to which light? I only see some cloud with redbull there.
YYU: This is not a cloud, it is a chaa.
XXX is fucking! I did not recognize you. Red Bull is shaking.

I have two cats. The first elder walked on his own for a long time, and the second spent the night yesterday in the yard for the fourth time. I go out this morning to look for a young darmood, I hear a whisper from the garages. I approach and understand that the monster has climbed into the garage and walked from there, the situation is dull and impasse. But here from where not to take with the encyclopedic knowledge of the area, there is a local aboriginal. He cleverly explains to me that a cat is mowing from the roof of the garage, where there is a separate pit. It becomes clear that I can't smoke or drive the animal out of there, and it's not fun to forever hunt here, and most likely, hunger, instincts and darkness will allow you to pick it up in the evening. And at the same time with this thought, because of another garage, my older cat gracefully rolls. I don’t think long, I take him on my arms and say, “Well, fuck him, then I’ll take this and go.”
Possible variants of the epic final (choose to your taste):
This man’s eyes should have been seen.
A man in shock.
The curtain.

I want to add my meat to the mess with the apartments.
Are you living in this world? Where do people who earn at 20 come from?? to
I was told you won’t study – you won’t earn money, I studied. I was told not to give up the session - go to the army, I gave up. I was told you don’t go to the army, you don’t get to work. In general, why now, when I have chases on my shoulders and a beautiful (a3 format) engineering diploma, I don’t earn food for myself? Where did I go wrong, where did I go wrong?

My daughter always asked me to make a movie about coffee. When asked what the movie was, she replied: A service novel. We couldn’t get long to why about coffee, always answered, because there was about coffee. Well, I decided that they were really drinking coffee there... And then she explained: the heroine was named Ludmila Prokofievna;)

And in general, if I don’t get along with my own parents, I’t get along with other people.
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Not a fact at all. Foreign people before you, in large part, do not do anything, so, for example, if you sleep until lunch, all day sitting behind a compot, eating a cup of beer and dressing not according to the weather, no one will eat your brain - your life, do what you want, only do not interfere with the neighbors.

Here are some people who come on the same grabble twice, three times.
My rabbits are somewhat ephemeral...I’ve been confused with them (

and----
And my guessed... And it was just a miracle that he managed to jump off at the last moment. He was then 2.5 years old... And then the younger decided to put order in the boxes... Thank God, everyone is alive and healthy...
and----
That is, the first case Nihren taught you nothing and you left in its original form a dangerous item for children...

Find a second job - it will be about 100. You will postpone 50 per month. 600 per year. Three million in five years. In Moscow for one is enough.

What, is it possible? You are just a genius! Men do not know...

Talk to the producer. It’s about the type I want to take off a 20 series. Further to Feather:
Do you know how to shoot the fighters, right there?! to
- In general, I take different acid arthouse usually, slow such, but I can. I own the profession. In various films, I have trick scenes.
It is wonderful! In the spirit of the cool Hollywood fighters? I am not lying, I am quoting. This is, or this is. (There are trailers of various blockbusters.)
I will shoot, of course. You know what it is... Trick scenes in militants are not so difficult. Installation there is standard, there are established patterns, throw tails, shoot, take frames, and timelaps, and crush all this in cabbage on installation. It is not difficult.
It is wonderful! How much will one series take? A series of 40 minutes, 20 minutes should be action! and clean!
I shoot. The series is a month. 20 series – one and a half years.
...??? to
How much did you want?
- 1 series where 20 minutes of action - 12 shifts! The maximum!
"Then, as in Hollywood will not work out, it will be a piece of shit with cardboard swords, blind-eyed actors and the installation of the level of daily series in Russia. As in Hollywood, it won’t work. The shit will succeed.
You don’t know how the series is made.

A. Gongchukov

Speaking of the EEG.
I finished school in 2005. He delivered EGE (Russian, physics - 5, mathematics - 4). 8 years has passed.
In 2013 he entered the second higher, had to again pass Russian language and literature. Although I am not a philologist, I had no problems with either of these in school. The result surprised me a bit:
The Russian language is 87 points. The Five.
Literature is 47 points. Third, the subject of the composition is not disclosed. The communication with the appeal committee and their approach to the assessment of works frightened me.
In general, if I were a poet of the nineteenth century, I would have called the creators of the EGE literature into a duel and shot them. If I had been a social-realist of the 1930s, I would personally have taken all of the above-described EGEists to the GULAG and... well, you understand. Well, if I were a postmodernist writer of the nineties, I would have carried out the classic disassembly of a-la Brother.
You may ask: Why am I not acting now? Well, as was said in one anecdote "There the line is even longer than here".

Anky Lagrange: Vasily Glovochev will not recommend the hook

Wherecat: Because the shit cannot recommend itself.

There is a direct dependence, if your parents in childhood and adolescence drunk you out for the whole summer (against your will! It is important) to the camps or to the grandmother to the village, it is they who believe that the adult children should be kicked out of the house in time.

Each of us was driven out of the house at the age of 19.
I will not describe how much each day without my home, children we were able to give birth at the age of 30.
Now parents complain that they are lonely, grandchildren we rarely bring in guests, and the utility is expensive - it has become difficult to maintain the apartment.
There is no morality, but there is lawfulness.

XY: If you were now a chicken foot...I’d bite you like that...
XX: It’s the strangest and sweetest thing I’ve ever heard

It was a funny video, the Italians seem to have done it. Comparative characteristics of Italy and Germany in different life situations. Including parenting too. Show the character-Germany with two babies, he feeds them with a spoon, babies grow up, he pushes them away. Then they show the same conditional Italy, also feeding two babies with a spoon, those grow, grow it, turn into such bearded healthy, and they all continue and continue to feed with a spoon.
And that country and the other is your hot favorite Europe)))

by George Zotov:

I have not been in Tajikistan for 22 years.
Hotel in the province. I go for breakfast with empty tables. and nothing.
I feel like I have breakfast.
Oh my brother! Now it will be shuffle.
I thought it was a Swedish table.
How much you want to eat chicken. You say - the lamb will be cut off... listen, but what is the Swedish table? All the meat is local.

What is the meaning of the word "CARL" that some add at the end of the phrase?

As the bomji say, I drink to the bottom, for those who leave, without dropping to the bottom.

=A=L=X=: Three currencies – the wise elves – for the good of their proud,
Seven currencies – cave dwarfs – for their mountain labor, (China, Japan, the Far East)
Nine – the people of the Middle-earth – for the service of the black (Middle East and Asia)
and fearlessness in the battle of the deadly,
The One Almighty, Lord of Mordor,
To destroy them all, to destroy their will.
and unite them forever in their earthly judgment
Under the rule of Almighty Lord Mordor.

Thus, the whole cycle of VK is a meta-idea that has mastered numerous minds "the dollar is about to collapse!".

Ren: You hear, it’s good to swallow.

xxx> Something is wrong with the weather.
yyy> what does it mean?
xxx> Are you in charge?
yyy> No
yyy> in Moscow
xxx> January-February-March-March-March Something is wrong with the weather.