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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15313
 21.03.2009
New action - read the article on the Czech Wikipedia and call out the demon!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15312
 21.03.2009
Lex Liner (15:30:27 18/03/2009)
A vigilant coma (coma vigile) is a state of complete indifference and indifference of the patient to everything around him and himself with a persistent autopsychic, in some cases, and allopsychic orientation.

Lex Liner (15:30:29 18/03/2009)
Here is

Lex Liner (15:30:43 18/03/2009)
Medically Formulated Phuism

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №15311
 21.03.2009
I go to the subway next to a 30-year-old man and he has a daughter aged 5-6. All the way he gets various questions and the most juicy came to the station when it was quiet.

I know what you and my mom will give me for my birthday.
P – and what?(with complete indifference in the voice)
D- I heard you tell my mom yesterday that when I fall asleep you’ll lick a bitch.
P- We’ll give you a cat.

The car fell...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15310
 21.03.2009
XXX is
That happened yesterday?

YYYY
The police took him straight with a package in their hands.

XXX is
How did he wise?

YYYY
Do not fall the bleak electricity.

YYYY
The car we found a place "non-combustible" and as it happened here the state building was controlled and hanged with cameras.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №15309
 21.03.2009
I developed a complex of inferiority, I am now ashamed to call the service of those. The Sunderland.and ((

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №15308
 21.03.2009
X: Why are you so evil?
Yyy: No more fuck ever to meet with gynecologists.
XX: Is it about the smoke?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY You imagine it. We had sex yesterday.
YYY : Imagine it. A romantic moment. His hand slips on my stomach below... below...
YYY: And suddenly this slug gives out: "Mmm... What an abundant spotting of the transudate you have"!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15307
 21.03.2009
She: Jay, I have a problem.
She: I have two strips.
He is: o o o o o o o o
I need four.
She: Don’t you know what step at the barracks should be?

Labs in Physics

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №15306
 21.03.2009
Thanks to Darwin, every monkey has a moral right to be proud.
of humanity.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15305
 21.03.2009
http://rigor00.livejournal.com/79905.html

The preface. You know how a cat rattles onto another cat.
Before the fight?
The history. The Route. It is funny...
The girl has a cell phone. The sound of a cats song.
WOW WOW!!! So loud, not childish. And the cat tries, pulls out.
Finally, the girl takes the phone:
Yes the cat?
The entire route went to bed.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №15304
 21.03.2009
In general, most food poisoning begins with the words:
“Would he be in the refrigerator?”
by anekdoton.ru

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15303
 21.03.2009
A man with a sophisticated taste looking for a girl 92.34 x 61.71 x 93.45. Not a boring.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №15302
 21.03.2009
I was looking for a video of a Japanese band on YouTube.Finally, after a long search, I found...I look at the comments: the first 5 - obviously reviews on the video, it's obvious, that in Japanese..
The last comment made me feel proud of my homeland:
"And I’ve written here, and you don’t understand Nifga either! andquot;
The mood of the author's comment at the time of writing, I was transmitted instantly...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15301
 20.03.2009
And we knew Vladimir Ilyich, only the name is not Lenin but Enin...
He was our main bodybuilder in Insta, so we renamed the gym in MAVZOEY.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №15300
 20.03.2009
From the Auto Forum:
Who does the rain sensor work?
YYY: How... Water falls – the doors go. Clean the glass. See well well.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15299
 20.03.2009
C Forum

The people need advice. How to uninstall a girl?
It needs to be tactical, tactical. and that she disinstalled herself!! At first, the whole system worked normally. But then the gluts began, the cash is missing, and the system resources are wasted.
A shorter pipet. And the most interesting thing I can’t just press things and remove them. I ask for advice on how to get rid of myself.

Which year of the year? Go to www.nightclub.ru and download a new version.

zzz: Just don't forget about the antivirus, or then the system will hang, you are tormented to clean the registry. Any new version could be a beta version. It will work a little and turn off, or it will only work in the demo mode. They all require cash, and the more, the better. In the extreme case, write your own programs in hand on basics.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15298
 20.03.2009
[22:47:15] <gomosek> somebody will tell how nick to change

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №15297
 20.03.2009
But here I, for some reason, poppy polyethylene does not insert...
PS: So I hear the outcry "Burning the heretic!!!" and

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15296
 20.03.2009
Gyrus: the gesture
NigthLind: Here are the pirates
Gyrus: Yes not that word
NigthLind: No, that is exactly what

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15295
 20.03.2009
I’ve seen a lot... But the opening of a water purification station under the music of Star Wars...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15294
 20.03.2009
She: Don’t scratch your head. There will be scratches. Have you ever seen me scratch my head?
He is: No.
She is: here. And in general, I rattle it only when I read, think, or study.
He said, “You said it yourself, it’s not my fault.
She is blue...
Women tell the truth only when they don’t think what they say.

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